Emperor Devon Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 I hardly see what's so funny...You're the worst excuse for a Sith Lord I've seen in a thousand years! Not since Lord Kaan has there been a more crappy Sith than you Seriously, stop. I'm getting chest pains from all this laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Seriously, stop. I'm getting chest pains from all this laughter. Which is why he should keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 So the dillema is...Will the pain from laughter fuel his darkside rage and only increase his power...Will laughter become the one weapon that he can't defend against... OR do you have such a way with humor that you actually converted him and he is now laughing out of joy..... (each will net you varying LS, DS, and influence points ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 There's also the option of killing him through laughter Now that pauses quite a dilemna. Is it dark side? What about making him laugh? It's non-violent. So many questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 well, actually, that's what I meant by "he can't defend against" but I am thinking... NEW FORCE POWER!!! Use force push and pull to hilariously contort your face, add a little ds insanity power, and you have one incapacitated sith rolling around on the floor snorting, hiccupping, and wheezing something about "kinrath pups" Or, maybe he really has forsaken the darkside...look at his Location...He has a "heart" after all:D On a side note, I didn't get D's terror joke either XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanA4 Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 On a side note, I didn't get D's terror joke either XP O.o I got it anyways BACK ON TOPIC mine is A True White knight meaning I'm a pure force of good in the galaxy completely incapable of falling to the darkside devon better watch out as he is one of my tagets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Actuallly, it's a Daft Side power And Devon, if you think it's so funny, what about your apprentice? Oh wait, you don't have one! You can barely keep the Sith together, and you're locked out of the Temple on Ziost! And yet you claim to be "t3h 1337z0|2 $!th L0|2|)z0r!!!!!1!" Heh, Md's is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Heeheehee, you know who else has white knights? The Klan. Just an interesting tidbit of information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Heeheehee, you know who else has white knights? The Klan. Just an interesting tidbit of information. 5 Points to the mad dark jedi from Korriban! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastila Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Well mine is going to be register user for a long time so ask me again sometime next year lol. It would be just strange for me to reach 1000 by the end of this year lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taos Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Lack of imagination on my part. Or perhaps I got tired of trying to be clever and think of a good one? In all seriousness, it's how I rp my character. *shrugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 And Devon, if you think it's so funny, what about your apprentice? What of him? You can barely keep the Sith together Under my rule, the Sith have a bigger Empire than they have ever had before. and you're locked out of the Temple on Ziost! Ziost? Oh, yeah... that backwater little place. If I wanted to, I could into any one of its temples. And yet you claim to be "t3h 1337z0|2 $!th L0|2|)z0r!!!!!1!" Err... I'm the Dark Lord of the Sith, not "t3h 1337z0|2 $!th L0|2|)z0r!!!!!1!" You might want to answer this question: If I'm the worst Dark Lord the Sith have ever had, how is it that I control them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Mostly because half of them are too thick to put two and two together, and the other half are constantly duelling each other into extinction, as always. You'll understand what I mean when you feel the hand at your throat. Ziost is the centre of any True Sith's darkness. You obviously do not know of the knowledge and power buried there. Except that the knowledge of how to open the temple disappeared from the archives sometime around 1,200 BBY. That's what the constant bickering does -destroys knowledge. For all their faults, the Jedi at least keep good records. Your "galaxy-spanning" empire which is incredibly large has sacrificed the Lore for raw power, and victory by any means - you have abandoned the Way of the Sith for power, which will be utterly gone by the time you reach middle-age - it's all very well having a large empire if you can't sustain it! You have failed to learn the lessons of Sidious' "Sith" Empire - that to abandon the ways of the Sith is to abandon your empire altogether. You are no Dark Lord - a Dark Lord is not a bantha - all brawn and no brains, and neither are the Sith all about conquest -a misconception of yours. You are no Dark Lord because you are not worthy of the title. "To have fallen so far and to have learned nothing..." As for your apprentice....I understand that you insisted that they learn the Ataru! The Ataru is a Jedi form. A Sith teaches the Makashi, or the Soresu! You modern Sith are a disgrace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Lack of imagination on my part. Or perhaps I got tired of trying to be clever and think of a good one? In all seriousness, it's how I rp my character. *shrugs* I always loved your Av though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 Mostly because half of them are too thick to put two and two together, If that was true, they couldn't be Sith. and the other half are constantly duelling each other into extinction, as always. Not under my rule. Ziost is the centre of any True Sith's darkness. The world is strong in the Dark Side and has much knowledge. Whoop de doo. There are worlds out there that beat Ziost in every respect. You obviously do not know of the knowledge and power buried there. I certainly do. That's what the constant bickering does -destroys knowledge. As I recall, there was quite a bit of "bickering" at Malachor, a planet-wide storehouse of knowledge, but none of it was destroyed. Your "galaxy-spanning" empire which is incredibly large has sacrificed the Lore for raw power, Do you have any proof? I consider lore to be a fascinating subject... and only someone as foolish as you would destroy something they are fascinated in. and victory by any means That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. you have abandoned the Way of the Sith for power, And that is one aspect of strength - to not be shackled down by anything, even the Sith. To be willing to die for an ideal is to be enslaved by it. The way of the Sith is important, true, but not as much as I. it's all very well having a large empire if you can't sustain it! Precisely! You have failed to learn the lessons of Sidious' "Sith" Empire - that to abandon the ways of the Sith is to abandon your empire altogether. Sidious never abandoned the ways of the Sith. Nor have I, although I consider myself far more important You are no Dark Lord - a Dark Lord is not a bantha - all brawn and no brains, Which is one reason why I am the Dark Lord and the banthas aren't. and neither are the Sith all about conquest They aren't. As for your apprentice....I understand that you insisted that they learn the Ataru! The Ataru is a Jedi form. A Sith teaches the Makashi, or the Soresu! Actually, I did not. And just so you know, most lightsaber forms are not restricted to one side of the Force. Vader used Shien. Maul used Juyo. I have now wasted enough time with you. Do not expect me to waste more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynk Former Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 My custom title?... My new avatar will explain everything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 ED: Thank you. You have proven my point magnificently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 New custom title, I'm sure the french speakers here like it. . For those of you who don't speak french (or any language similar to it) it means Cheese of Love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 ^Cheese of Love? WTF?!? On second thought, I don't want to know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 What's so bad about that, my real rank is "BURGER OF ROMANCE!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 26, 2005 Author Share Posted November 26, 2005 Out of curiosity, why do you call yourself "the GRAND POOBAH of MOJO"? That's one of the oddest ranks I've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 If you've ever met me, I'd be one of the oddest people you've ever met:lol: Remember the forum country? Everybody was all "I want to be executioner" "I want to be interogator" "I want to be torturer" "I want to kill heretics" "I want to be the army boss and kill people" mostly along those lines...the country was supposed to be for geeks, but then when the head geek used his computer to cheat on his taxes (seems like good geek freedom to me) he got all kicked in the balls by "I want to be a fanatic"...It was clear that things were headed downhill a long way the wrong way...Enter the Grand Poobah of Mojo, would've given the country a much needed funkification if the emperor had a sense of humor...but that's just the first forum appearence..... But there's like Divine Inspiration behind the origin, you see more and more people these days are to dull to see how truly frickin awesome Christ really is, they lack the energy to crawl out from under their rocks and see how the direness of their situation, that's where I come in, I control the flow of Mojo, always attempting to increase it in fellow humans to help them open their minds and hearts. I'd say I'm on a mission from God, but I don't have a Jake and Elwood smiley :cool: Plus it's totally hilarious when I'm in public and strike a ridiculous pose and thunder "I BESTOW 5 BONUS MOJO POINTS UPON THEEEEE":lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 ^Cheese of Love? WTF?!? On second thought, I don't want to know... I was in french and the teacher made us fill in blanks on (and then sing) Christmas songs. One of the songs had "____ d'armour", and I was bored. I put 'fromage' in all the blanks, and then the teacher came by and saw it. So now I am the Cheese of Love, hear me roar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 I control the flow of Mojo, always attempting to increase it in fellow humans to help them open their minds and hearts. No offence, but: What is Mojo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 ^^Its like cool points, only RJM brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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