Prime Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Ninjas are totally sweet! http://www.realultimatepower.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Ok...That's kinda weird... "Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lion54 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 The link will not work for me. I guess there hidding All I get is "connection timed out." Sounds cool though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 well, that was uh... interesting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Well, that was um... interesting. Instead of WTF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snafu7 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Well, that was um... interesting. Instead of WTF?! ok, fine... WTF?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achilles Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 OMG! That was hilarious. I had to stop reading a few sentences in because I was laughing too hard. I'll have the read the rest when I get home tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 That hate mail is great! I can't believe he made a whole section just for his own hate mail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 ^^^^^ Correct! :rofl: :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 "I recently visited your site by accident. Once I was there i realized that this was possibly the worst site ive ever been to in my whole human existance. I dont know if you just forgot to take your riddelin or somthing, but removing you from the net would be a service to humanity and all of posterity from here to the end of "time and space." I sugest that you go to anger managment classes. I also suggest that you stop talking about kicking dogs in the balls and "porking" hot babes(that is if being out of puberty is "braggable"). Next year when you turn 9 you should ask mommy and daddy if you can get a life for your birthday." BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 So ridiculous.... and I think his hate mail isfake, it all has the same writing style (or I don't know anything about writing...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Very good find Prime! ------------------------------------------------------------------ Web Hosting... $9.95 a Month Web Site Design... $20 Making an @ss out of yourself in front of the whole world... priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jblue789 Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 So ridiculous.... and I think his hate mail isfake, it all has the same writing style (or I don't know anything about writing...) Actually, there's a good chance of it being real. At least the one with the mother and her crazy kids. And yes, I've seen this before. I do believe that's the mother that presses charges against the creator. You can scroll down some of the news to find some links about the stuff. EDIT: But, I'm really surprised that you're all finding this new. >XD The site's been up for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Hiiiiya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingerhs Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 dude, i remember when that kid got sued. it was all over the local news, and i was so freakin pissed that they didn't arrest him for public defication and put him in a mental institution or something. someday he'll learn..... personally, i'd prefer the Darwin Award method as posted by one of the hatemail senders.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuu Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 "Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants." great for a laugh.... omg "beat his own a** in a paradoxical way" rofl anyone got a tissue? its like mad libs only without grammar. Thank you Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 Great choice of hate-mail you chose Devon. :rofl: :rofl: "Ask mommy and daddy to get you a life for your birthday." BAH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoM Posted September 8, 2005 Share Posted September 8, 2005 "Hey kid. never give up on that suicide by ingesting a frisbee. I hope you succeed very soon. Your ninja website is pathetic and cries out "I'm a 10 year old that knows **** about ninja's". One day when you're 30 you're going to look back on this and laugh your ass off at how incredibly nieve and dumb you were. Oh and by the way, I'm a sniper. So if you see a red dot appear on your chest, smile, because you'll get to meet somebody who really is "cool", if only for a second." He spelt naive wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Robert Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3. He can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. He has studied ninjas for several weeks and has watched a bunch of movies about them. Robert lives with a bunch of hot babes and porks them whenever he wants. BAHAHAHAHABHABBHAHHHAHAAAHHAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 c'mon, I thought everyone knew about Real Ultimate Power This site contains one of my ALL TIME fave quotes: ...I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town... LMAO but, this again raises the question, who would win in a fight ? Ninjas vs samurai... "The Last Samurai" has us believe it would be samurai.....pfft ! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted September 28, 2005 Author Share Posted September 28, 2005 Checking on the website I don't see any research cited that would indicate that Samurai are totally sweet. And since it is made clear that Ninjas are totally sweet, I'd have to say that Ninjas would win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir-Vlada Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Checking on the website I don't see any research cited that would indicate that Samurai are totally sweet. And since it is made clear that Ninjas are totally sweet, I'd have to say that Ninjas would win. Have you checked out the Forums? I did. Those people creep me out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 ...their targets were NOT pirates... This line totally cracked me up. The mental images...oh! :rofl:Thanks for the link Prime! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 Checking on the website I don't see any research cited that would indicate that Samurai are totally sweet. And since it is made clear that Ninjas are totally sweet, I'd have to say that Ninjas would win.That's what I call Real Ultimate Power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeskywalker1 Posted September 29, 2005 Share Posted September 29, 2005 I wore the Ninja mask to school last week. Got a lot of comments, lol... no one but my friends knew my "real identity." It was fun, and cool, best of all, didn't get into trouble (somehow). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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