narfblat Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 362(as Ztalker's was actually 361): You dress your striped cat in robes. 363: When you can't find your cat, you assume she is using stealth mode. 364: you disassemble a first-aid kit and try to make a mine from the chemicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 357) While taking a shower you ask yourself why there's no bathroom on the Ebon Hawk. 358) While thinking of 357) the following dialogue pops into your mind: Mission: Carth, can we take a break soon? I really need to go to the toilet. And this geezer should definitely take a shower, he's smelling like the wrong end of a Wookie. Jolee: Hey, you brat, I heard that! Zaalbar: {yowl growl yowl} Carth: We're just out of the traffic jam and I want to reach Manaan before rush hour. Bastila: Well, I wanted to buy the toilet from that Rodian... Carth: You can't be serious! How can we even know what a "Baragwin Assault Toilet" is supposed to do? Even the Trandoshans were afraid to use it! Oh, man, is that one funny!! Canderous: Mandalorians don't need toilets. Jolee: Remind me to sleep in the other dorm tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 320) Your idea of a political debate is one about whether it was right for the Jedi Order to not enter the Mandalorian wars. 365a) You know you got it bad when you refer to the Iraq war as the Mandalorian Wars 365b) You call the enemy Mandalorians and you call your troops the Republic or the Jedi 366) Your family asks you if you are using the Force to cook a pan of ground beef (I'm guilty of that) 367) You take 366 one step further and try to cook peas in a can with the Force 368) You know you got it bad when you start changing the romance dialogue in games to make a soap opera 'Passions' music comes on: Revan: I don't care Bastilla I love Carth Bastilla: You will go on the path to the darkside Carth walks in: What's goin' on? Tragic music plays 369) You admit you are guilty to 368 370) You think Malak and Darth Vader are brothers (The whole raspy voice thing) 371) You call your pet a boma (Guilty as charged ) 372) You got it bad when you cuss in Huttesse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 373) How about if you cuss in Lekku NOTE: You may need attached tentacles to do this. 374) You have ever thought of the "Twi'lek tentacles and Hentai anime" topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 365a) 366) Your family asks you if you are using the Force to cook a pan of ground beef (I'm guilty of that) 367) You take 366 one step further and try to cook peas in a can with the Force As long as you remember to put a Force vent hole in the top of the can before the Force heating, you should be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz1978 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 Where the heck do you come up with this? 375) While thinking about this question you realize you never actually had a memory wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 7. You begin each of your sentences with a single word defining the type of sentence you're saying 8. You start calling your boss an incompetent meatbag 9. You keep wondering why the blade won't extend when you flick on your flashlight These two remind me of how after beating the game, for the first couple of days I was mumbling things like "Influence Lost: Mom" and "Dark Side Points Gained" when it fit the situtation 373) How about if you cuss in Lekku NOTE: You may need attached tentacles to do this. 376) You can actually name the language that Twi'ileks speak in the game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 377) You've got it bad when you move your hands to open doors, when they open automatically 378) You take 377 and apply it to doors that don't open automatically Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 378) You take 377 and apply it to doors that don't open automatically 379) When #378 doesn't work, you say to yourself..."Hmm.. my Force Point pool must be depleted..." 380) After #379, you start looking around and ask your friend to use his "shield breaker" arm to open the door for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Dakari Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 375) While thinking about this question you realize you never actually had a memory wipe. 381) You begin to question #375 when you remember something is wrong with your central control cluster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 382) Your family starts calling you C-3PO 383) Number 382 happens and everyone in the room knows who they are talking about (I'm guilty as charged for both of these) 384) 'I have a bad feeling about this' becomes your favorite phrase 385) You start talking like Kreia and attempt to manipulate your friend's life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 385) You start talking like Kreia and attempt to manipulate your friend's life I hate people like that... Seriously, I know people who manipulate people. They don't act like Kreia, though. Too bad, it'd be nice to, oh wait... 386 - You try to commit suicide on a remote planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 387) You start quoting various movie dialogue into every day conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz1978 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 387) You start quoting various movie dialogue into every day conversation 388) You do 387 and think it could be worse ... at least you don't stick your head in the stove and say "Tea, Earl Grey, hot!". Edit: Tea added by special request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 If you don't mind, it's "Tea, Earl Grey, hot." If you're going to make fun of Captain Jean-Luc Picard, at least get the quote right:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 376) You can actually name the language that Twi'ileks speak in the game... Well, Thats Rylothian, If I remember right... there is another signlanguage-isque language by twi'lek that uses the Lekku... That having said, most Alien Languages sounds the same in kotor series, and whatever they sound like does not confirm to the content of the dialogue. 389) ... you ever modified a real gun according to StarWars props. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 390) You call your brother an "overweight lump of grease" imitating C3PO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 391) ... you make `saber hums when you eat popsicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Distorted Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 392) When you rewatch Return of the Jedi, you wonder why Han Solo's attempted sneak attack on the Scout trooper failed, because he's a scoundrel, and surely he has a high stealth rating... 393) You push the previous further by convincing yourself that the Empire must have had cheats enabled in order to have successfully attempted such an Awareness check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted February 24, 2006 Share Posted February 24, 2006 394) You push it further yet by saying that a) even though Han put on Stealth mode, a party member was too close (Chewie) and of course non-party leaders never understand why someone puts on stealth mode... or b) You reason that Han didn't have a Stealth Field Generator handy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 395) You wonder why Han Solo can't slice into the terminal because he's a scoundrel 396) You take it further by asking why he doesn't wear Exchange gloves to boost his skills 397) You take that even further by moving your hands and trying to go to the equip screen and do it yourself 398) You hum Darth Vader's theme when your boss walks by and is loud enough for him to hear 399) You try the Jedi mind trick on the cashier at the movie theatres 400) I have a bad feeling about this post: You think the cashier in 399 is a Troydarian when the Jedi mind trick doesn't work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StaffSaberist Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 398) You hum Darth Vader's theme when your boss walks by and is loud enough for him to hear I sang that theme when my hated English teacher walked in*. She had a good laugh, thank God. I'd have been on detention if it wasn't for her good sense of humor. *I know there's no words. I did the Da Da Da thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suikotsu Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 401) You take various starwars figures messages about life to heart (do or do not there is no try) 402) You call people "schutta" or "nerfherder", when an undesirable person asks you out you reply "I'd rather kiss a wookie" 403) When you get pissed off you calmy recite the jedi code. 404) When you want your way with someone and you fail, you make a note to increase your persuade skill next level up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 402) You call people "schutta" or "nerfherder", when an undesirable person asks you out you reply "I'd rather kiss a wookie". 405) ... or instead you call 'em "Bantha poodoo" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 401) You take various starwars figures messages about life to heart (do or do not there is no try) 403) When you get pissed off you calmy recite the jedi code. You got me on that one. I often try to justify things and all I get is the look to shut up from my family. BOT: 406) You think the ghetto in your hometown is the Lower City or the Undercity of Taris and you think rakghouls will pop out from behind a garbage can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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