Fear_Again Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 Post what you think the funnyest thing said in the game is. "Are you sure you've done all you can?"-- "Yes, I've done all I can."--- "Then We have a lot to do..." -Getting ready for the battle of Khoonda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YertyL Posted January 22, 2006 Share Posted January 22, 2006 I am not sure if this is formulated this way in the English version, but in the German version Darth Sion at one point says: (roughly translated) "I am the power. The Dark Side flows through me. I am I !" The "I am I" ( "Ich bin ich") phrase had been a running gag among my friends before (since it is a rather senseless statement), so it was really hilarious to hear Darth Sion using it in the middle of a battle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 ^^^^ That's a good one YertyL! And no he doesn't say that in the english version... "I am the power. The Dark Side flows through me. I am I !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediSteve21 Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 "what if i make the wrong decission" carth:then i hope i can save you from yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.J. Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 When you play KOTOR, and you name your PC Revan, you get this all the time: "But I'm not Revan anymore, now I'm Revan!" Or, if you play KOTOR REALLY dark side, and you can't be more sith than you are, dressed quite like a sith, and you stand infront of your crew on Ebon, Misson tells you anyway "I don't see a sith lord standing here...". O my goodness.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear_Again Posted January 23, 2006 Author Share Posted January 23, 2006 Ha those are all really good, and I like the German one, I speak german and there are a lot of messed up translations in the languages. Another funny part is how Hanharr says "jeedai" and you can ask him why he says it like that, and he says thats how he first heard it....I wonder if he heard it in basic or wookie?, Because if he heard it in basic then he just made up the word in wookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.J. Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 Here's another one: TSL, female PC, just found miner uniform on Peragus: "...I found some clothes.. Atton: Damn! I mean, good, walking around half naked is quite destucting.. for the droids I mean!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted January 23, 2006 Share Posted January 23, 2006 1. PC to Bastila: "Is that why your face is all scrunched up like a kinrath pup?" Bastila, replying very indignantly with a face scrunched up like a kinrath pup, "What? Kinrath pup?" 2. Jolee's whole story of Andor Vex (thanks Melly!!) and the swirling destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melly Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Andor Vex. One of my favorites is when your female PC gets hit on by Tanis Venn and Carth says: "Hey! You talk to her with a little respect in your voice or you're going to end this conversation minus a few teeth! Got it!" Nearly fell out of my chair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 A lot of Mission's lines are great. I especially love: "I though Zalbaar was going to rip his arms off and beat him to death with his own fists!" Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 The PC response to Bastila on one of their first conversations when asked about his (I think this one is only for male players) past: "I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the Republic, can't you tell?", you can also repsond to your age with: "3,025 years; healthy living you know!". I think with either one you piss her off and she ends the conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord ignarn Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I love the "statemens" of HK-47. He might be a ruthless assasin, but it has a quite developed sense of humor. What do you tell me about his imitations of Bastilla and Carth in K2? just great!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurora Merlow Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Kotor 1: PC to HK 47 about the the meatbag reference regarding Malak HK 47:"when you asked me what i thought of him i informed him of his meatbag status, he was not pleased" PC: "so Malak was the original meatbag, i like that" HK47:"of course you do master, you did then too" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MdKnightR Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 Here's another one: TSL, female PC, just found miner uniform on Peragus: "...I found some clothes.. Atton: Damn! I mean, good, walking around half naked is quite destucting.. for the droids I mean!" My personal favorite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthLinde Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 When you're talking to Kreia about Visas on the Hawk... I'm afraid to post it here though cause it probably breaks some rule lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 When you're talking to Kreia about Visas on the Hawk... I'm afraid to post it here though cause it probably breaks some rule lol Let me guess... "loading ramp"? Hey, if it's in the game itself... it's not our fault.. as long as you keep it PG-13 we're all kewl about it hehehe I'd post the whole line myself if I could remember it.. so if you want to post it.. I'll take the "heat" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 ...something about charging up her loading ramp. Yeah, I laugh quite a bit the first time I read that one. (actually I still snicker at it) ...so distasteful (giggle, snort) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.J. Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 I love the "statemens" of HK-47. He might be a ruthless assasin, but it has a quite developed sense of humor. What do you tell me about his imitations of Bastilla and Carth in K2? just great!! One of the best things I've ever heard! KOTOR: Bastila to PC: What planet were you born on? (or something like that) PC: Kashyyyk. I'm a Wookie, can't you tell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Dakari Posted January 24, 2006 Share Posted January 24, 2006 TSL exchange between Atton and the PC about Kreia's condition... Atton: How's our passenger? She still aging? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthLinde Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 "Just because I saved her dosen't mean I wanna send a charge up her loading ramp!" Chainz said it, not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediKnight707 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Atton: She must of looked alright sometime (something like that) PC: Did you take a blaster hit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Point Man Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 My first favorite line is from when you meet Tanis in the Dune Sea: BASTILA: I say we leave him. TANIS: You're pretty heartless for such a pretty lady. BASTILA: On second thought, I say we congratrulate his wife. My second favorite is from the tomb of Marko Ragnos when the rogue droid tells you he has developed an appreciation for life and does not want to kill any more. HK-47: Are you all right? Is the damage repairable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceFightWMe12 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 ^^ Totaly agree :D Especially with Bastila's line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Source Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 KotOR II: MIRA: - Could I ask you something? PC - Sure. MIRA - Have you been chewing spice? PC - No. MIRA - It looks like you been connected to a power converter, and someone turned it on high. (Something of that nature.) (Anything that Miras says is both emotional and funny.) Out of all the characters, I bonded with Mira... Hehehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkRevan Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 In Korriban Sith guard: Ah. I trust you will be responsible for ensuring your slaves are not disruptive, then? Carth: No more disruptive than our 'master' will be Sith guard: What was that? Bastila: Ahh... ignore him, sir. He is mentally deficient. And he drools. Carth: Hey! Back on Dantoine (sp?) Carth: Wow whe must really miss her driod Bastila: Theres no need to make fun of her, she's obviosly desperate. Carth: I'll say Bastilla: Carth! Enough I love thier banters, its priceless! On Peregus Atton and Female Exile. Atton: So, uh, how long have you been a Jedi? Must be tough, you know... no family, no husband. Exile: No tougher than enduring your false sympathy while you're staring at my chest. On Nar Shadar Atton: Did you understand a word of that? All I heard was very. Bao-Dur: I think he wants us to give the general to his poorly trained group of bounty hunters. Atton: Well that explains a lot. Who do you want? Bao-Dur: I'll take the stupid one who chose to threaten us instead of shooting at us when they had the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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