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REDJOHNNYMIKE Newbie

REDJOHNNYMIKE

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@Lynk and Hal, If you don't have access to Girl Scout cookies, the solution is simple...

Get a little sister, I don't care if you have to adopt or get your parents a viagra coupon, a little sister is a must for all your baking needs:D

Char Ell Newbie

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Tagalongs are my weakness... and the worst for you (waistline wise.. hehehe) :fist:
I'm right there with ya ChAiNz, though I was able to hold myself to buying only two boxes this year. But then I got a couple of boxes of Do-Si-Dos and a box of thin mints too. :eyepop Eh? What did I do? Oh well, so much for me thinking I was doing good this year, heh-heh-heh. :D

 

At least if I run into any Girl Scouts standing guard with their cookies at the local grocery store entrance I can look them straight in the eye and say, "No thanks, I've got my cookies for the year." But then they'll give me the sad puppy dog eyes, and for some strange reason I will feel guilty and buy a couple more boxes. Hmmm. On second thought maybe I better avoid the grocery store for a while. ;P

Jackel Newbie

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Lucky people with Girl Scouts, all we get are worthless Girl Guides, and all they sell is chocolate mint.

Girl Guides in New Zealand sell plain ones with the logo on it, and chocolate versions of the same one, plus the plain one with chocolate all over the bottom ...

 

To make them last longer so I wouldn't eat as many I used to eat around the logo being as careful as possible then once the logo is by itself I break it in three and try to last as long as possible before eating the last one. I generally fail and find I have eaten a packet or two in a couple of days.

Hallucination Newbie

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haha....and I guess they like the snow. :xp:

It's a lot easier to throw at people:xp:.

@Lynk and Hal, If you don't have access to Girl Scout cookies, the solution is simple...

Get a little sister, I don't care if you have to adopt or get your parents a viagra coupon, a little sister is a must for all your baking needs:D

I'd rather do the baking myself, thank you. ;)

REDJOHNNYMIKE Newbie

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@Lynk, Excellent, have you taught her to make cookies:D

 

@Hal, That's an interesting thought, but if I have that much time to apply to food I spend it grilling, sweet sweet succulent meat :D

So what if I'm carnivorous:lol:

 

Just train a little sister to do it and save yourself the time.

Hallucination Newbie

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^But that would take time (a minimum of 8 years, and that's if they get help) before they become good at baking, I'm already good at it. And by that time I'd be gone from the house.

 

Edit: But maybe you can give me your address, I can kidnap your sister and lock her in a room with flour, chocolate chips, an oven and other baking stuff. Can you give me directions to Real St. and Sanity Blvd? ;)

REDJOHNNYMIKE Newbie

REDJOHNNYMIKE

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@Hal, Have you ever heard of a little technique, somewhat frowned upon, know as mental reprogramming or brainwashing? All you need is a solid chair, the handyman's secret weapon (for stationariness and keeping those eyes open), a nice digital projector, and some dvds by a convict named martha.

 

p.s. we're neighbors ;)

 

@Jimbo, I lost my influence check and broke down and hired an entire troop which I keep on retainer in case my little sister gets sick. *sigh* her health can be such an inconvenience at times :(

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