Mike Windu Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/04/04/homeland.arrest/ Well, at least the government is doing something right with this homeland security thing... Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 He can have one of these: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 He turns me on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted April 6, 2006 Author Share Posted April 6, 2006 He wanted to "tap that wire." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 He wanted to "tap that wire." Either that or a 14 year old girl's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 The story isn't as promising as the title of the thread is. Besides, if I'm gonna have a fun night with an old man, it's gonna be Tim Gunn, not the secratary of homeland security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Either that or a 14 year old girl's ass. Thank you for clearing up that innuendo for us. I'm sure none of the rest of us knew what mike was hinting at. could we at least TRY to keep this thread a LITTLE decent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Thank you for clearing up that innuendo for us. I'm sure none of the rest of us knew what mike was hinting at. could we at least TRY to keep this thread a LITTLE decent? I was corrupted by /b/. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 *does super happy dance* The stories where they catch perverts after kids always make my day a good day. The fact that he's some idiot in office is astounding though. I mean, don't they screen these guys before handing them the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 "14 year old " detective ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Basically he got owned for life. Poor bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Ha, what a douche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toms Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 Should'nt he have had some CTU style ability to route his interent through an untraceable server or something? What's the point of being in the Fingermen if you don't get cool spy perks? You know, i can't help but wonder, with ALL THESE people getting caught with an interest in young girls, from all walks of life, of all ages, it seems like it is a much more widespread phenomonen than people like to think. And even outside those with an unhealthy interest - we are in a world where youth is prized, where it seems fine to oggle underage/underage-looking people like Britney, Linzy Lohan, charlotte church etc.. and for highstreet shops to sell schoolgirl outfits etc.. Plus the fact that kids these days are a lot more grown up than they used to be, and that the odds are that a high percentage of 14 year olds are sexually active. I don't want to come across as pro-pedophile in any way, but it seems to me that society has kind of double standards on the issue... and that maybe the age limits for sex are set artificially high these days. At the very least the media should stop promoting underage sexuality and salivating over underage stars at the same time as provoking public fear of pedophiles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 A 55 year old trying to chat up a 14 year old?!?!? That sounds like a pedophile to me... Also, tells you something about "Homeland Security", when you realize he is dumb enough not to know that agents pose as "14 year olds" online just to catch these people in the act. And to think that people thought I was wierd when I was 29, and dating a 19 year old. At the time, I was almost self conscience about it, but not any more. Little known fact: We sometimes have Insane Sith pose as a "14 year old girl" online, and then we extort money in exchange for not reporting them to the authorties. He's very good at what he does, and makes good money at it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Windu Posted April 7, 2006 Author Share Posted April 7, 2006 *watches as Grooves gets yoinked and black bagged, never to be seen again...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 *watches as Grooves gets yoinked and black bagged, never to be seen again...* Come on dude, I am very much single now, and if anything, I learned that I need to be with older women just for the sake of communication and maturity issues. I WAS within the realm of federal law, so cut me some slack eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 ...Wow the white house is on a roll these last two terms huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 ...Wow the white house is on a roll these last two terms huh? Homeland Security Office != White House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Wel I'm just glad this didn't get swept under the rug and the sick **** is gonna have alot on his plate to deal with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 yes but georgebush = stupid && this guy = georgebush XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Come on dude, I am very much single now, and if anything, I learned that I need to be with older women just for the sake of communication and maturity issues. I WAS within the realm of federal law, so cut me some slack eh? Sure, skirt the laws of the earthly world but once you shed your mortal coil you'll end up with blisters burning bright in Hell. If not for your near-pedophillic actions, definitely for that ministry music you listen to all of the time. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 yes but georgebush = stupid && this guy = georgebush XP I love your logic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I love your logic. So simple and yet who can argue with it? 1,000th post w00t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Sure, skirt the laws of the earthly world but once you shed your mortal coil you'll end up with blisters burning bright in Hell. If not for your near-pedophillic actions, definitely for that ministry music you listen to all of the time. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Near pedophilic? That's bull****. near pedophilic is 16. 19? Go for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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