PazaakPrincess Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Well I can't find a similar thread in Telos bureau as to the one in Republic newsfeed. Forgive me Admins if it's here somewhere. Since I am on a game of TSL I thought it would be fun. Atton - When he hears that you've finally found some clothes on Peragus (Fem Ex), screaming like a manly mynock HK47 - When you tell him you don't want to interrogate him violently. GOTO - Nearly everytime you speak to him he says things like "is there something you wish to do for me?" etc indicating that you serve him not the other way around Mira - On men "I love my targets" etc That's what I can think of for now.
Uber_Saber Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Best line I've heard yet- Atton: Which one do you want? Bao-dur: I'll take the stupid one that threatened us instead of shooting us when he had the chance...
Jason Skywalker Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Exile's conversation with Brianna about Jedi falling in love. Exile:I think the term is "pulling a Bindo". Brianna:Pulling...a bindo? Exile:Bad joke,bald guy,long story.
igyman Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Yup, but I'll post this one anyway: Player: HK, I want to ask you some questions. HK-47: Ah, more questions. Wonderful.
Diego Varen Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Meatbag said: The Newsfeed thread is for both games... True. Just because the funniest Thread is in the Newsfeed Forum, doesn't mean it only means for KOTOR.
PazaakPrincess Posted April 10, 2006 Author Posted April 10, 2006 True, sorry just that most of the lines always seem to be from I and I've been TSL focused recently
Melly Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Bao-Dur: Hey General, you okay? Exile: What are you talking about? Bao-Dur: You look like you've been standing too close to one of my shield generators. Exile: You sure you haven't been chewing on power cables? Bao-Dur: Whoa, claws out today aren't they?
igyman Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 HK-47: ''Conclusion: Such pheromone driven human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors and make me wish I could press a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger!''
JediMaster12 Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Mocking Query: Coorta, Coorta are you dead yet? Smug Statement: I believe that I forgot to mention that I reversed the turbolift codes, in case you managed to get this far.
Melly Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 I love the phrase "corroding my good name" that HK uses when he learns about the HK-50's. And "Mockery: Am I all right?" just the tone of voice makes me laugh.
lucius octavion Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 g0-t0: says something like "HK 47, I did not realize you still existed". HK-47: "What is it you want, fat one?" HK is by far the funniest character, no?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 G0T0: "How droll." I didn't find too many lines in TSL funny.
†Saint_Killa† Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 lucius octavion said: HK-47: "What is it you want, fat one?" I really liked that line. FAT ONE!!!
PazaakPrincess Posted April 13, 2006 Author Posted April 13, 2006 Yes it's a bit dissapointing for the humour especially when you're questing your NPC's barely say anything except to admonish you for being too nice or too mean. I miss Jolee and Canderous Mandalore isn't nearly as fun.
igyman Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 HK-50: ''Proud Admission: I... I cannot beg for mercy in such a way that is convincing. It is against my programming.''
JediMaster12 Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 Query: Is there something need killed, master? It may not be right so bear with me. I found this humorous that I never ask him to say anything else.
Mace MacLeod Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 HK-Mockery--"Oh, Master! I love you but hate all you stand for, but I think we should go and press our slimy, mucous-covered lips together in the cargo hold"
501st Trooper Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 i like the part about HK do you know what love is and he talks about that sniper rifel lol i just agree with him
Jeremia Skywalk Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 LoL i think kotor 1 devs had some more sarcasm in their heads so i will post this one from k1, its in ancient ruin of dantooine when you skip through all the options the comp gives to you- "You kick the computer. Your leg hurts" i was like 0_o... o lol...
HerbieZ Posted April 19, 2006 Posted April 19, 2006 Jeremia Skywalk said: LoL i think kotor 1 devs had some more sarcasm in their heads so i will post this one from k1, its in ancient ruin of dantooine when you skip through all the options the comp gives to you- "You kick the computer. Your leg hurts" i was like 0_o... o lol... Indeed, they seemed to have a better sense of humour and wer'nt to afriad to put a few more sexual references in the game. Oh and what does 0_o mean? It still confuses me.
Jeremia Skywalk Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 that means "confused"... ironicly, lol... i think it does, but i have always thought -_- means annoyed, but it seems to dont... well you cannot always trust me.
SpaceAlex Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 JHerbieZ said: Indeed, they seemed to have a better sense of humour and wer'nt to afriad to put a few more sexual references in the game. Oh and what does 0_o mean? It still confuses me. I guess you never heared this line then (originally posted by Mace_MacLeod): HK-Mockery--"Oh, Master! I love you but hate all you stand for, but I think we should go and press our slimy, mucous-covered lips together in the cargo hold" I personally found HK in KII even funnier than in K1. Atton also has quite a few funny lines. But there were a few more in K1.
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