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Most likely. Although the facts I got about redheads aren't entirely true (well, maybe not the mischievous one) my main point is that it is better not to be a rehead because I like the other hair colors more (other than white and grey).

 

hehe, I live with medical and science journals. Of _course_ I'm going to take medical stuff seriously. :D

 

 

I just went to it, and it looks like I'm qualified enough to go there... But I'm not sure if that's an entirely good thing... :xp:

 

(Jae throws Emperor Devon one of those special white jackets and a Thorazine Colada--non-alcoholic if you're under legal age, of course). ;)

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(Jae throws Emperor Devon one of those special white jackets and a Thorazine Colada--non-alcoholic if you're under legal age, of course). ;)

 

Alcohalic beverages are dispensed to insane patients? Meh, I don't drink and it's is a bad thing to give to out in asylums. But oh yay, I have a comfy new jacket. Do I get a padded room? :xp:

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This doesn't happen very often since I'm a dark strawberry blond/light auburn redhead, but I hate the term carrot-top. My hair is not orange, and I'm not growing greenery out of the top of my head.
But what about Carrot Top? You know, the comedian. ;) And I didn't know Thomas Jefferson was a redhead.

 

I've dated some redheaded women and found most of them to be fairly opinionated and no problem with voicing their opinion. So I guess my experience there has been somewhat stereotypical. I can't think of any redheaded guys that I'm acquainted with so I can't share any experiences there.

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Carrot Top is Special. Someone making that kind of money by being that funny can call himself just about whatever he wants.

Heh, I'm a recovered Terribly Shy Person. I didn't really learn to share my opinions til well in to my college years.

@Emperor D--The drinks are only as real as Hotel Asylum is. :) And of course you can always have the alcohol-free version. We're a Diet Pepsi/coffee/tea home ourselves. Your room has extra thick padding. Feel free, in your Kotor mania, to bounce off the walls to your heart's delight.

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@Emperor D--The drinks are only as real as Hotel Asylum is. :)

 

I know. I was only kidding, and it's an amusing idea to give out alcohal to insane patients.

 

As for redheads, Judas Iscariot was one. Although to balance it out, Winston Churchill was one in his youth. And there was a comedy in 1840 called Der Talisman by Johann Nestroy that is about a prejudice towards redheads.

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@Feagildin--what's wrong with sparring with someone of the opposite sex? We do that in our dojang all the time. Tournaments are different, of course, but our adult class is small. There's only 1 gal who's at the same level I'm at, and we can only fight each other so many times. So we fight against the guys as well. I'm not as fast as most of them, but I am sneakier. :D

 

LoL Nothing. It's just that after the first half of my post about wanting to get entangled with a redhead I thought the distinction was of paramount importance. Don't wanna sound like hick ya know. :laugh6:

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No, although I doubt it's true.

 

It just made you sound like some sort of murderer or something.

 

On the topic of red heads though i had the most amazing dream about Juhani last night, she was so real and everything although her hair was swept back abit far, decidedly like friar tuck.

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How will the RED DRAGONS (along with our Black Panther brothers) continue to seize power with Red exploitation such as this.

 

@DI, Yeah we could call ourselves redheads *rolls eyes*

 

@ED, You are right on the temperature... I hate 60's, I'm most comfortable in the 40-50 range, I despise 80's, get sick in 90's, and wear shorts in 20's.

 

I don't know where you got the anesthesia info, but I don't need it. I hate irritants (allergies suck), but pain really isn't a big deal, but I get cut and bruised every day so I could just be used to it. The stuff in between isn't all that bad, such as the poison ivy covering my arm right now (hey jae, is cruising Ahto an acceptable alternative to using ointments because I'm too lazy to go upstairs).

 

I am the color of my hair...Why do you think people call me "RED"?

 

I avoid sunscreen whenever possible because it's another layer of insulation preventing me from releasing excessive body heat. I may die of cancer, but at least I'll live longer than if I have a stroke tommorrow.

 

@Feagl, *looks down at chest* :lol: Your hairdresser is frickin stoopid:xp:

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I don't know where you got the anesthesia info, but I don't need it.

 

As I said earlier, it probably isn't true. I got it from an unreliable source.

 

(hey jae, is cruising Ahto an acceptable alternative to using ointments because I'm too lazy to go upstairs).

 

I don't know if Jae will be willing to answer your questions after you've called her 'old' in your location... :p

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As I recall, it was 'nice old Kung Fu chick'. Bad idea to call a married mom that... :xp:

 

He can call me old, but it's not true. I'm permanently 29. :D

 

@Emperor D--I've heard the anesthesia thing also but don't recall where. I'd have to do a medline search to find out for sure if it's still valid or not.

 

@MdKnightR--well, I _hope_ it's because you're hopelessly in love with her, in spite of the hair color challenge. :)

 

@RJM--sure, cruise Ahto--if you want the poison ivy to spread and get worse. :)

What I do (not to be construed as medical advice--see your doctor if it's bad):

1. Clean the area really well-I've heard Dial soap is good at washing off the poison ivy oil, but I don't know about that. The sooner it's cleaned after exposure, the better. This is especially important if your hands got contaminated, because anything your hands touch will also get affected (and yes, I know where your mind is going with that. Sewer police have been alerted and are on patrol. :xp: ). Wash everything that your hands touch if your hands were affected.

2. I use cortisone ointment

3. If it gets worse, I contact my doc about an Rx for an oral med to cut the reaction.

4. The sooner poison ivy gets treated, the better--it reduces the severity and duration, typically.

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So you've been 29 years old for several years. :lol: What do you say when people ask if you were born in 1977?

 

a. I use Force Persuade so they don't ever ask

b. I change the subject "How about some bundt cake? Now who _really_ shot JR? Did you hear the latest about Orlando Bloom?"

c. I lie through my teeth, just like my grandmother did. She was 29 until she turned 65, and then she was 65 forever after. If it was good enough for her, it's good enough for me. :D

 

Of course, my hair color will remain the same in perpetuity. I'll just have to spend more time in the future with my hairdresser to make sure it stays that way. Fortunately, I don't have any gray, even with my kids. :)

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One thing I've noticed...

 

Redheads are either strikingly beautiful or dog-a**ed ugly. I've never seen any that were in between. I've also witnessed more than one who spent their childhoods in the latter group and then, after not seeing them for a few years, they've gone through this shocking metamorphosis and now belong in former group.

 

Do you all have a pupate stage or something?

 

 

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