Emperor Devon Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I think Jae out did everyone in the gift department. Jae outdid everyone? The fact that she wasn't the one who dug up those posts notwithstanding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Jae outdid everyone? The fact that she wasn't the one who dug up those posts notwithstanding? Everyone should see post 15, where I specifically gave Emperor Devon first billing, because he was indeed insane enough to go searching through the dregs of RJM's posts, some of which were, to say the least, quite unique. Then he sent me 14 pages' worth of material...I re-organized and added comments to contribute further to the insanity. Without further ado Chapter 5.... Being Awesomely Mojorific apparently qualifies one for dispensing marital advice. Here are some of his comments, worthy of a visit by the State Department Of Licensure of Mental Professionals. I’m not entirely sure how a single guy can provide advice on marriage to people who’ve been wed over 16 years, but when you have the Supreme Mojo, you can get away with crap like that. Jae needs to PM RED with information regarding the insertion of genitalia into spinal regions Jae and Jimbo have kinky sex with laptops, Anxiolytic Thorazine, and 10 foot poles. how does Jimbo compete with a 10 foot pole? How much wider is he than the pole? Eddie likes to do puzzles of Jae's bedroom antics. Jimbo, and I are still wondering about that puzzle thing, since we live a couple thousand miles away from Emperor Devon. May Jae scold you mercilessly Jae, I hope these games don't result in spousal abuse, domestic disturbances, and pwnage of the flying pillows Jae, Aren't you in pimpslappin range of a jealous soldier? he got all ornery and started spanking her with the spatula... "This ain't Naboo! This is my house! Who's your dark lord, I said who's your dark lord?!!!" Good times man I'm sure Jimbo wouldn't mind you getting plastered...be careful if it sounds like he's offering you a hot dog Jimbo and Jae poet duel?????????? please Jimbo gonna get POWNZED Unless she's kinda freaky Jae'n'Jimbo, Rock On! *Hugz Jae and Jimbo* My People!!! Jae and Jimbo would like to wish you a happy birthday before we, um, retire, yeah, retire, to the bedroom for the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Completely random babble of RJM's. Ok, the military thing is nice, but I think everyone is missing the truly benficial aspects of this, Four Words.... spoiler: Women's spoiler: Locker spoiler: Room spoiler: *Recording* Actors breathe? What is this witchcraft of which you speak? Do you have an evil twin? They are usually at the root of these situations. Either way, as long as the flamingo is spanked at some point so the galaxy doesn't pop with a resounding fizzle and kerplunk. Do enlightened Mojo beings such as myself even need massive penetration appendages or the hairy orbs of lineage? WHAT DO I PAY YOU PEOPLE FOR? TO SIT AROUND AND NOT TELL ME THESE THINGS?!! RJM sure had some interesting stuff in mind for my birthday... And that the present you've been enjoying the last few days finally got off you, got out of bed, and is fixing you breakfast! They would've ended up in wierd experiments so it's probably for the best ED, Oops, I guess I spend less time staring at baby gender than you. In response to being told the definition of omnipotent: I was wondering why it only came from the female associates. So you want freaky cyborg sex? Unless you mean the user of the name redhawke, in which case you're playing for the pink team. *realizes the classification of this post and starts mewing* it's BARBECUE SAUCE!!! [/crazythreadconnection] Oooh! I volunteer first for all the less then equitable administration What's wrong with hairy ears? *cracks knuckles menacingly* We're not scary, just vewy vewy friendly I just had this sudden urge to marry a vaccuum cleaner GAAAAAAAGHH!!! NAZI PENGUINS!!! Ravens and Revans and Woogiees OH MY! I've had Bindo Syndrome since before Jolee existed, so that particular strain should be effective! -insert maniacal laughter here- Except for that thing he does with his tongue Midichlorians are even more corny than jar jar in a chuckie cheese. Leia and the New Era Princesses (OT, PT, and same to future era EU)... In a Bra-and-Panty Hardcore Submission(O rules) No-Holds-Barred Lumberjack Battle Royale.... Held the resort "unknown" world, with randomly placed mudpits, large sudsy shower/baths, extra supersized bowels of mashed dantooine potatoes and rancor gravy, twilek dancer referees, whatever music makes you horny, hallucinogenic drugs, and lots and lots of magnetic lassos and stun cuffs I didn't even mention all the parts that are actually worth showing up for More later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy Birthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Here are some (not already said) comments certain individuals were unfortunate enough to recieve from RJM. Jae ChAiNz, Hal, and Jae, DON'T YOU DARE COMMENT ON MY ABOVE STATEMENT! I WANT TO TRADE MOMMIES *sneezes on Jae* We'll soon find out Devon And that the present you've been enjoying the last few days finally got off you, got out of bed, and is fixing you breakfast! ED, Oops, I guess I spend less time staring at baby gender than you. Darth333 D3 fanboys rejoice! Jmac I'm with jmac now Can we still be just friends? Oooh...You like my sexy IP? *johnoelle huggles jmac jmac, They don't love you like I do Stoffe Coffee Stoffey!! Stoffe, "Fable influence" Let's just say you can...uh...earn a pimp hat *grabs the hands of Stoffey and Insy and skips off into the night* We shall crossdress together!!!! RedHawke Unless you mean the user of the name redhawke, in which case you're playing for the pink team. *pats RH on the head* Good boy, take the blue pill milojmiles Now get back on that corner and make your pimpdaddy some greenbacks... if I have to rise up and get my cane... *pats milo on the head* naw I'm just having fun poking you with hard objects my pimpstick for one all you have to do is call me pimpdaddy Yes, is your pimpdaddy now going to feel your sensual wrath? Prime Enchanted PRIME slobber??? We must retain it in magical vials!!! Where are my magical vials?! This could be the key to everything and I can't find magical vials!!! Herbie Bad Herbie! Down Boy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 And let's not forget all the cheesy comments about what's happening since he got internet in his basement. The AMA will probably have to write a journal article on RJM's palmar hirsutism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 I thought you covered most of those in the sexual category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Just walk by and use my zanpakuto to carve those words: "Happy B-day, REDJOHNNYMIKE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy BDay RJ... M??? *Puts away the party favors and cake and patiently waits for him to arrive...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 *turns lights off* Adds to the suspense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 zOMFG!!! It's RJM'z Birthday!!! Happy Birthday your extrapolated omnipotence and many BirthdayZ more. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy B'Day you psychotic maniac, you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 8, 2006 Author Share Posted November 8, 2006 ...where the hell is he? jae, tug on his lead will you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 ...where the hell is he? jae, tug on his lead will you? His Mojorificness will appear at some point, probably once the hangover wears off, seeing as it was his 21st b-day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Down Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Happy MOJO-Day - Ghost Down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 H.A.P.P.Y B.D.A.Y R.J.M. He read aloud as he etched the scraggly words into the eternal stone walls that are the history of The Ahto Spaceport Cantina... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted November 9, 2006 Author Share Posted November 9, 2006 No hangover should last this long... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Hell's Bell's man... how am I supposed to show up fashionably late when you haven't even been here yet Happy Birthday Master of Mojo! Hope the hangovers remind you that you're liver isn't 17 anymore hehehe.. Careful, won't be long until we want to recruit your mojo-ness into the old-farts-club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 did he accidentally take a dose of cyanide instead of cocaine? where the heck is he?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Perhaps he is too ashamed to post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 ^ Pottsie, by now you should know that, for RJM, shame is a myth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 ^ Pottsie, by now you should know that, for RJM, shame is a myth. True, very true. Is it just me, or isn't he online often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 meh. birthday boys are almost never around on that auspicious day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted November 9, 2006 Share Posted November 9, 2006 Well, I just can't imagine we've scared RJM away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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