El Sitherino Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 What precisely are the repercussions of just strolling in? Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Has anyone ever noticed Sean Bean dies in pretty much every movie he's in? Could it be that if his ass simply walked into Mordor, he might live more often? Yeah, yeah, I know, made after a book. Still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 One does not simply walk, beam down, log in, telnet, rock, harbl, shoop da whoop, zerg rush, pole vault, segway, or drive into Mordor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Just parade Aragorn in a tutu and a pair of tights outside the gates and one can stroll into Mordor and spit Sauron in the eye no sweat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Who the **** is voting yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted December 4, 2007 Author Share Posted December 4, 2007 Those of us willing to walk into Mordor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 If one lil' Hobbit and his friends accomplished it, I daresay we at LF may be able to scare up the same success... now if only we knew which way to Mordor... oh, I remembered! Left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 This reminds me. I should watch the Lord of the Rings again. And no, you cannot simply walk into Mordor. Not even with 9TB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Xasthur Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal" For those who have actually read the book and know what im talking about, i commend you, O yah and by the way the answer is no, but is sam golom and the puss bag frodo can, then i guess anyone can. Even if noone could, Chuck Norris could. OMFG there gose another Norris Joke "One cannot simply walk into mordor, unless that one is chuck norris" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Yes you can. You totally can. It's a proven fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Xasthur Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 One can, this is true, but will you live? Thats the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ-W4 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Just looked at the map: Yes, you can, if you walk all the way to the east near the Land of Rhûn and then take the first right. After a brisk walk, you could meet up with Mordor's East Enders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 With the help of Ninja master Fuzzy anything is possible!!! But seriously: Yes you can walk in, but please decide in how many boxes you want to get carried out, shipping is expensive this time of year, and that new "tax" for the Orc war effort is just plain theft! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ-W4 Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 ^^ my attempt would be to send in a party full of Jaheiras. That should do the trick for Mordor. Oh, and for Middle Earth, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 This is one hell of a poll topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 This is one hell of a poll topic. It's the best one yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted December 8, 2007 Author Share Posted December 8, 2007 It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted December 8, 2007 Share Posted December 8, 2007 Sure you can walk in , just drag Britney or the Spice Girls along ... I'm sure this will have some effect on the niffty Orcs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 How about a Paris Hilton? Well, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MORDOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper_Kazai Posted December 9, 2007 Share Posted December 9, 2007 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Xasthur Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Really? No, you CAN NOT just walk in. You can pogo in, maby but its like this, David Hasalhoff would not hang out with gumby, maby pokey, but def. not gumby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ-W4 Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 If you're Sauron, you can even stroll in. They'll open the front door for you, at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltiades Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Let us all dress like Sauron, then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.I like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest. You look nice on high heels honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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