Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, but in order to use it you disintegrate yourself. I wish for there to be a prequel to spaceballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, but it's terrible. I wish the Prequel for Star Wars was better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 I wish the Prequel for Star Wars was better. Granted. *sends Time Ninja to assasinate Jar Jar* I wish there were 7 Cats with unimaginable powers, who also had litter trays with disco mirror balls and a dj playing their favourite Cat tunes. Astro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, but they are right next to a vicious dog's house, he doesn't like loud music. I wish that Great White Sharks were incredibly smart, therefore forming a civilization rivaling humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, then they kill us all. I wish I was Scottish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2009 Share Posted April 9, 2009 Granted, however on your little journey through Glasgow scottland, someone smacks you upside the grill with a bottle of booze. I wish I had a bodyguard like that hack benjamin dude that boss Big Baby Sweetz has on the movie Big Money Hustlas. Also: Before the dog rips them to shreads I wish there were 7 Cats with unimaginable powers, who also had litter trays with disco mirror balls and a dj playing their favourite Cat tunes. Go youtube "Yelling at cats". It takes a certain sense of humor to see how it isn't *really* all like it's presented (I think there was a bit of dubbing to be honest), and it gets funnier every time you just listen to it and see it for how retarded it actually is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Granted, but...uh...ummm...your bodygaurd watches the video on youtube, is disturbed and goes on a killing spree. I wish I had an army of robotic monkeys who would do my bidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. But they hyper evolve and make you take your shirt off like Charlton Heston and dance for their arousal. I wish Ms Panda could convince Ms Magpie that there they were not wearing the same prom dress mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, the way is......Well, they could get into a cat fight, and then we'd be sure that they knew that their prom dress were not the same...hee hee I wish that I had the answer to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Granted, but now you forgot the question! I wish yesterday was tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bokken Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but in fact, tomorrow is also yesterday. Enjoy the time reversal. I wish that Seamus the Chaweenie had a loaf of apple bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but he has no teeth so he can't eat it. I wish I had one of them Jaffa staff weapons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but he has no teeth so he can't eat it. I wish I had one of them Jaffa staff weapons. Granted, briefly, b/c due to your clumsiness you accidentally put your eye out with it and then have someone put it on ebay. I wish Al Gore were locked away deep in the bowels of the earth so that he could commune with nature directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted. I can't really think of a downside to that one, either OK I'll make one up: but now since he's gone we have another idiot we have to wait for to do the same thing. I wish the next time I barf, it lands on my soon to be ex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, unfortunately you are lying down and she's looking down at you, so what goes up....... I wish dumbarses wouldn't mangle cliches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but now dumbasses will mangle something else, and I couldn't tell ya what next. I wish Bam Margera (or is it johnny knoxville?) would quit stapling his scrotum to his leg. It used to be funny but now it's just...stupid. Alternative: I wish jackass would come up with new ideas. I'm sick of reruns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted. But as they are by definition jackasses, this is unlikely I wish I could project images of 'The Great Horse & Monkey War of 2322' into the Apocalyptic future, to prevent them making the same mistakes twice mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 You manage, but as is the way of all prophetic warnings....it goes unheeded. I wish humanity had a reset button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but some dick is pressing every five minutes and so we're all amoebas. I wish humanity had a jump button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but that same dick pressed it so many times that humanity can now only utter the phrase "how high?" I wish there were something original to wish for at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted, but why would you need that? I wish that there was such a thing as teleportation so that way I can teleport myself into the White House and declare myself sovereign leader of the World.....and not get tackled by the Secret Service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2009 Share Posted April 13, 2009 Granted. But some other douche bag does the same when you're in the bathroom. And so forth. Granted, but that same dick pressed it so many times that humanity can now only utter the phrase "how high?" Joints anyone? I wish there were something original to wish for at this point. I wish Beavis and Butt-Head finally scored with some naive hot chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 They do, or think they did. The rufies the try to slip the girls end up in their own glasses and they wake up in bed together the next morning w/sore behinds. I wish that celebrities would start stalking the paparazzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Granted, but now there are less stars, due to the fact that these paparazzi are heavily armed. I wish I had an army of heavily armed paparazzi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Granted, but now they all become mercs due to the excessive weaponry they possess from even before when they gunned down their stalker celebs and put themselves out of work. These people are now planning an all out assault on the general populace. They begin to act as a gang for hire and now organized crime is back on the streets. ======================= They do, or think they did. The rufies the try to slip the girls end up in their own glasses and they wake up in bed together the next morning w/sore behinds. WHAAAAAAAT?! Well, that wasn't a problem for either of them: Butt-Head got cavity searched on Do America. Beavis got a barbeque lighter gun kicked up his behind trying to light one off in front of Butt-Head in a separate incident and had to have it surgically removed. ======================= EDIT: ok since I killed it, let me revise: I wish a monkey would fling doodie and hit a cop in the face and it was all on national television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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