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I wish the Prequel for Star Wars was better.

 

Granted.

 

*sends Time Ninja to assasinate Jar Jar*

 

I wish there were 7 Cats with unimaginable powers, who also had litter trays with disco mirror balls and a dj playing their favourite Cat tunes.

 

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Granted, however on your little journey through Glasgow scottland, someone smacks you upside the grill with a bottle of booze.

 

I wish I had a bodyguard like that hack benjamin dude that boss Big Baby Sweetz has on the movie Big Money Hustlas.

 

Also: Before the dog rips them to shreads

 

I wish there were 7 Cats with unimaginable powers, who also had litter trays with disco mirror balls and a dj playing their favourite Cat tunes.

 

Go youtube "Yelling at cats". It takes a certain sense of humor to see how it isn't *really* all like it's presented (I think there was a bit of dubbing to be honest), and it gets funnier every time you just listen to it and see it for how retarded it actually is.

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Granted, but he has no teeth so he can't eat it.

 

I wish I had one of them Jaffa staff weapons.

 

Granted, briefly, b/c due to your clumsiness you accidentally put your eye out with it and then have someone put it on ebay.

 

I wish Al Gore were locked away deep in the bowels of the earth so that he could commune with nature directly.

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Granted, but now dumbasses will mangle something else, and I couldn't tell ya what next.

 

I wish Bam Margera (or is it johnny knoxville?) would quit stapling his scrotum to his leg. It used to be funny but now it's just...stupid.

 

Alternative: I wish jackass would come up with new ideas. I'm sick of reruns.

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Granted. But some other douche bag does the same when you're in the bathroom. And so forth.

 

Granted, but that same dick pressed it so many times that humanity can now only utter the phrase "how high?"

Joints anyone? :lol:

 

I wish there were something original to wish for at this point.

 

I wish Beavis and Butt-Head finally scored with some naive hot chicks.

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Granted, but now they all become mercs due to the excessive weaponry they possess from even before when they gunned down their stalker celebs and put themselves out of work. These people are now planning an all out assault on the general populace. They begin to act as a gang for hire and now organized crime is back on the streets.

 

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They do, or think they did. The rufies the try to slip the girls end up in their own glasses and they wake up in bed together the next morning w/sore behinds.

WHAAAAAAAT?!

:argh:

 

Well, that wasn't a problem for either of them:

Butt-Head got cavity searched on Do America.

Beavis got a barbeque lighter gun kicked up his behind trying to light one off in front of Butt-Head in a separate incident and had to have it surgically removed.

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EDIT: ok since I killed it, let me revise: I wish a monkey would fling doodie and hit a cop in the face and it was all on national television.

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