Totenkopf Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted, now pass that blunt around ya selfish..... I wish Ogre did the 2X tap on Rahm w/his size 32s, right before he planted 'em upside nancy pelosi's plastic face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Construct Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted, but Pelosi lives and continues to torment us. I wish...I HAD THREE MORE WISHES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted, but you get *9* misfortunes fro mthose 3. @ Toten: Granted, unfortunately it is in your own house. Aside from the mess he made from it, he has alsomade quite a trail of destruction--I mean after all he's 8'0", and 650lbs. (That's what happens when you create a character in SmackDown! S.Y.M. as large as the cusomizer will go! Big show only coming up to his chest and about 1/2 the thickness and width.) I wish Sonny Chiba would have a death match against Eddie Murphy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Granted, but you miss it. I wish the Canadian TV Channel Space would broadcast in HD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Granted, but they all the broadcast is a video of the sky. All the time. I wish the Canadian TV Channel Space would broadcast a video of the sky all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Granted. But your in charge of filming it, and you have to keep an eye on the camera 24/7. I wish Hal would have to be in charge of a camera facing towards the sky 24/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Granted, but I routinely trick your sister into walking above the camera wearing a skirt, and I use the footage to make the most popular YouTube channel ever. I wish that the above didn't get so close to the moderator's wrath line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Granted, now it's far less interesting. I wish GTA would stop going on about that "I wanna **** a dog" song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 11, 2009 Share Posted November 11, 2009 Ya sound a little worried there, pal. Granted, unfortunately everyone else picks up where I left up and drives you insane. I wish there was an official Marvel VS Capcom 3instead of just MUGEN which requires C++ to mod, or so I hear... =| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, but it pales in comparison to the previous two. I wish for a reason to scream "I CAN SEE TIME!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 PEEKABOO! Granted, unfortunately it is b/c you got brain damaged from being locked for a week on a train full of smelly people who haven't showered in months. I wish Tom Anderson's shed wasn't already occupied by Beavis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted, now it's also occupied by Butthead and the crew from South Park and you get to listen to Cartman forever after demanding you respect his authoritah while fending off Mr. Garrison's advances, all the while being taunted by Stewy from Family Guy. I wish someone would come up with an evil answer for this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Granted. You are forever put in my place after I say touch blue make it true, And everything you hold near and dear in this country is botched in the worst way possible...and George Soros gets his youth eugenically replenished. I wish Olbermann and Obama would quit making out in public...(referencing a picture found on the net). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Granted. Now they merely do it (constantly) in your bedroom while you're trying to sleep in your own bed. I wish George Soros ran out of money and was an "unfortunate" victim of a revitalized Vlad the Impaler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately it is on your birthday and the blood (what little fluid is left in that old dusty twig) gets splattered all over your cake. Vlad then goes on to complete a time machine, and take modern weapons into the past where this time the turks are thoroughly wiped out in his time period. Comes back and now is treating all of the world that way. I wish Patton were still around and would do a re-enactment film with my cousin's group on WW2. That anti aircraft gun was really something even if it only fired off blanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Betrayer Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, but he decided to kill all your friends after the film. I wish I had all the time in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted....but you quickly kill yourself from depression over having nothing to do with all that time on your hands. I wish the things that often tasted best weren't the worst for your health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Granted, however we run out of food and it all has the equivalent nutritional value to water...so your wish has killed us all the world over by malnutrition! I wish there was an equivalent or two by rival companies to nintendo for their smash brothers series--and that both fought for the rights to use SW characters (soul cal 4 is already made so it doesn't count). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Granted, but you fell asleep in your car and drove off a cliff 'cause you used all your energy thinking up a wish.(Oops soz will ruin his wish ^^...NOW!) Granted but they use you aswell and your the crappiest character there and you get MAGICALLY teleported into the game and get killed by a variety of characters I wish...I WISH FOR A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Granted, but it happens to another family. Not you. I wish I was immortal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Granted, but the world ended and now you're floating in space all alone with nothing to do and unable to die. I wish I were a sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Granted, but you immediately collapse into a black hole that can't even manage to suck in the matter all around you. Basically, you just suck. I wish all the great rockers would come back for one last gig......as zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Granted, but turns out to just be a Rolling Stones show. Ba-dump tish! I wish all the great undead would become a band for one awesome gig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Granted, unfortunately the gig is eating people and not rocking out. You wil be blamed for this Zombie Apocalypse should you survive it. I wish Harry Reid would go puke all over himself and die somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted, but he dies in your house and his ghost haught's you; driving you insane. I wish everyone to have a Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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