The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Totenkopf]

Granted, now pass that blunt around ya selfish.....

 

I wish Ogre did the 2X tap on Rahm w/his size 32s, right before he planted 'em upside nancy pelosi's plastic face.

[Construct]

Granted, but Pelosi lives and continues to torment us.

 

I wish...I HAD THREE MORE WISHES.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, but you get *9* misfortunes fro mthose 3.

 

@ Toten: Granted, unfortunately it is in your own house. Aside from the mess he made from it, he has alsomade quite a trail of destruction--I mean after all he's 8'0", and 650lbs. (That's what happens when you create a character in SmackDown! S.Y.M. as large as the cusomizer will go! Big show only coming up to his chest and about 1/2 the thickness and width.)

 

I wish Sonny Chiba would have a death match against Eddie Murphy.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you miss it.

 

I wish the Canadian TV Channel Space would broadcast in HD.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but they all the broadcast is a video of the sky. All the time.

 

I wish the Canadian TV Channel Space would broadcast a video of the sky all the time.

[Trench]

Granted. But your in charge of filming it, and you have to keep an eye on the camera 24/7.

 

I wish Hal would have to be in charge of a camera facing towards the sky 24/7.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but I routinely trick your sister into walking above the camera wearing a skirt, and I use the footage to make the most popular YouTube channel ever.

 

I wish that the above didn't get so close to the moderator's wrath line.

[Alkonium]

Granted, now it's far less interesting.

 

I wish GTA would stop going on about that "I wanna **** a dog" song.

[Darth Avlectus]

Ya sound a little worried there, pal. Granted, unfortunately everyone else picks up where I left up and drives you insane.

 

I wish there was an official Marvel VS Capcom 3instead of just MUGEN which requires C++ to mod, or so I hear... =|

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it pales in comparison to the previous two.

 

I wish for a reason to scream "I CAN SEE TIME!"

[Darth Avlectus]

PEEKABOO! Granted, unfortunately it is b/c you got brain damaged from being locked for a week on a train full of smelly people who haven't showered in months.

 

I wish Tom Anderson's shed wasn't already occupied by Beavis.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, now it's also occupied by Butthead and the crew from South Park and you get to listen to Cartman forever after demanding you respect his authoritah while fending off Mr. Garrison's advances, all the while being taunted by Stewy from Family Guy.

 

I wish someone would come up with an evil answer for this wish.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted. You are forever put in my place after I say touch blue make it true, And everything you hold near and dear in this country is botched in the worst way possible...and George Soros gets his youth eugenically replenished.

 

 

I wish Olbermann and Obama would quit making out in public...(referencing a picture found on the net).

[Totenkopf]

Granted. Now they merely do it (constantly) in your bedroom while you're trying to sleep in your own bed.

 

I wish George Soros ran out of money and was an "unfortunate" victim of a revitalized Vlad the Impaler.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, but unfortunately it is on your birthday and the blood (what little fluid is left in that old dusty twig) gets splattered all over your cake. Vlad then goes on to complete a time machine, and take modern weapons into the past where this time the turks are thoroughly wiped out in his time period. Comes back and now is treating all of the world that way.

 

 

I wish Patton were still around and would do a re-enactment film with my cousin's group on WW2. That anti aircraft gun was really something even if it only fired off blanks.

[The Betrayer]

Granted, but he decided to kill all your friends after the film.

 

I wish I had all the time in the world.

[Totenkopf]

Granted....but you quickly kill yourself from depression over having nothing to do with all that time on your hands.

 

I wish the things that often tasted best weren't the worst for your health.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, however we run out of food and it all has the equivalent nutritional value to water...so your wish has killed us all the world over by malnutrition!

 

I wish there was an equivalent or two by rival companies to nintendo for their smash brothers series--and that both fought for the rights to use SW characters (soul cal 4 is already made so it doesn't count).

[Delta 62]

Granted, but you fell asleep in your car and drove off a cliff 'cause you used all your energy thinking up a wish.(Oops soz will ruin his wish ^^...NOW!) Granted but they use you aswell and your the crappiest character there and you get MAGICALLY teleported into the game and get killed by a variety of characters

 

I wish...I WISH FOR A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS!!

[Tobias Reiper]

Granted, but it happens to another family.

Not you.

 

I wish I was immortal.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but the world ended and now you're floating in space all alone with nothing to do and unable to die.

 

I wish I were a sun.

[Totenkopf]

Granted, but you immediately collapse into a black hole that can't even manage to suck in the matter all around you. Basically, you just suck.

 

I wish all the great rockers would come back for one last gig......as zombies.

[Hallucination]

Granted, but turns out to just be a Rolling Stones show. Ba-dump tish!

 

I wish all the great undead would become a band for one awesome gig.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, unfortunately the gig is eating people and not rocking out. You wil be blamed for this Zombie Apocalypse should you survive it.

 

I wish Harry Reid would go puke all over himself and die somewhere.

[purifier]

Granted, but he dies in your house and his ghost haught's you; driving you insane.

 

 

 

I wish everyone to have a Merry Christmas.