The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it's in your eyes.

 

I wish for the equipment to run my own Webseries.

[HockeyGoalie35]

granted, but its virus riden

 

 

i wish i had the tech to put a virus in his tech

[Qui-Gon Glenn]

Granted, but the tech it took to put a virus in his tech gave you a virus.

 

I wish you gave me your most prized possession for a button.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, unfortunately that version clone of me is also suicidally genocidal, the button you gave is a working nuke launch button, and my most prized possession is a journal of my half mad ravings you cannot understand nor is it of any use to you. except fire starter

 

I wish the wishing well was the real deal.

 

granted, but you have throw in $1million per wish

 

I wish HG35 had remembered to post a wish.

 

granted: but i didnt forget, i just wanted to see what happened

 

i wish Alkonium would realize this

 

Granted, but now you face the wrath of the seasoned posters.

 

I wish for some help on that wrath.

 

Yo HG35, pay close attention!

Sadly I knew the one on the left with a cigarette and the one next to him with a pendant. They had so much potential, such a waste. Don't squander yours like they did.

 

 

 

I wish Mike Judge wasn't risking putting Beavis and Butt-Head into obscurity with his new work.

[Totenkopf]

Granted. He isn't risking it but doing it on purpose instead.

 

I wish that Beavis & Butthead were real and got a gig hosting The View and used it to rip Rosie O'Donnel a new one every day.

[purifier]

Granted! But after that, she finds out that you made the wish, finds you, and rips you a new one with her largest toy. ( Ooooooooooh WEEEE! That's gonna hurt son!)

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a black Ferrari 599 GTO.

[Totenkopf]

Granted. However, you ruin the transmission by repeatedly using the stick shift as your own "personal toy".

 

I wish purifier hadn't made me say that.

[purifier]

Well..granted, but now your gonna ruin our fun with all of the flaming doody we're throwing at each other. Aaaah shucks!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for everyone to get in on the flaming doody fest.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, unfortuinately the fun ends early for you as you get buried first by their newest additions: Shoulder dwelling butt monkeys, Tree spider buttmonkeys, and the all new gun wielding evolution monkeys as described by Marylin Manson in the song Cruci-fiction in outer space.

 

I wish some people could just live and let live.

[Qui-Gon Glenn]

Granted, but some is less than most or all, and so I had nothing to grant other than simply telling you it is has been done by my omnipotence in this matter of unqualified isms.

 

I wish that someone had change for that button I bought GTA's prized possession for.

[greggomonkey]

Granted but someone beats you up and steals it.

 

I wish That my Bananas had some coconuts.(Cuz that makes sense ya know)

[HockeyGoalie35]

granted but the coconuts are rotten

 

 

I wish you all cant have the power to make wishes

[Platypus Man]

Granted, but since I am a Platypus, I am not effected.

 

I wish for world domination

[Hallucination]

Granted, but now every time you start another scheme Doof shows up to stop you. He also has a goatee now.

 

I wish for the power to summon 4*10^7 lions at will.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, you ca now summon 40,000,000 lions at will. Unfortunately they are hungry lions with little to eat nearby and you are on the menu.

 

I wish I had a dominant male clone of myself who was "a chargin' his laser".

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but in his dominance, he decides that he no longer needs you to demonstrate his dominance....Kendo match...to the death!!!

 

I wish I could craft the most perfect blade.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted, you do. However in your exuberance, MY evil male clone decides to take you out next with his laser. Then he and my evil female clone whom also murdered me decide to feast o' cannibalism...just before going to make children together... I'm dead twice... You're dead once with no hope of revival... :cry:

 

I wish some dude who owned the joint would tape an effin' meat tenderizer to his fist and pretend to be megaman and punch living people right in the gut.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're the first person he punches in the gut.

 

I wish for a female clone of myself for ... some reason I can't think of.

[CommanderQ]

Uhhuh. Hmmm....well, granted, but in the process of something you can't think of, some freak accident occurs and you find yourself castrated and fed to GTA's clones.

 

I wish I had a female clone....that happened to be a very attractive female clone of myself.....that happened to not hate me....uhhh...that happened to not affect the multiple dimension spectrum thing.

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted. However, everyone around you is revolted and screams INCEST!!! oh wai--

 

 

I wish I could have a pet Metal KingSlime from dragon quest/warrior.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but its slime is impossible to get out of anything.

 

I wish for a Sovereign-Class Starship.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, it's the miniature.

 

I wish I had a small nation of 1 billion all dedicated to me, and I had a private army from which to oppress them

[Darth Avlectus]

Granted. Unfortunately, that private army for hire is the doodey flinging monkey army, taking leave of memorial because charlie the smoking chip just died.

 

I wish changing the dim LED in my projector alarm clock was a simple matter. Even if the only LED available was a color I didn't like.

[Darth Elessar]

Granted, but in the process you break it.

 

 

I wish that lightsabers were real.

[Hallucination]

Granted, and all the cool kids have them.

 

You don't.

 

I wish more people would call their cars their 'wheels'.