Dath Maximus Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 So yeah, last night at work, I went into my cooler and found something very disturbing. Someone on the day shift decided to leave me the head of a pinata monkey. Even had a note letting me know it was mine. I haven't damn clue who the hell left me the monkey head. heres a pic of it and the note
Joetheeskimo Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 "The zoo lost its favorite member"? This looks like the beginning of a mystery film.
Samuel Dravis Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 I notice that whomever wrote the note said "it's" instead of "its", which is a blatant grammatical error.
Dath Maximus Posted July 7, 2008 Author Posted July 7, 2008 Do you have as little context on this as we do? i seriously have no clue who the hell sent it, what it's meaning is, and what a zoo and me would have to do with it not even my supervisors or execs had any clue who it was from so yeah....what the hell
Joetheeskimo Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift.
Dath Maximus Posted July 7, 2008 Author Posted July 7, 2008 Get a sample of handwriting from everyone on your shift. it was one of the dayside people who left the monkey im night shift and there are like...300+ daysiders
EnderWiggin Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it? _EW_
Dath Maximus Posted July 7, 2008 Author Posted July 7, 2008 Extremely odd. I take it you have no real notion of who works the day shift? Maybe one of your night shift friends is friends with someone on the day shift and had him do it? _EW_ most of the night folk dont get along with the day folk, im one of the exceptions who knows a few of the day folk, but i didnt think well enough that one would do that
Pie™ Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why.
Rogue Nine Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that.
DarthAve Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 I smell a MURDER... Did the pinata at least have candy in it?
EnderWiggin Posted July 7, 2008 Posted July 7, 2008 I did it. You should have expected that, Dath _EW_
Dath Maximus Posted July 7, 2008 Author Posted July 7, 2008 I did it. You arent cunning enough This is pretty much the greatest thread I have ever come across, and I'm not sure why. its cause im just friggan awesome They're calling you a monkey, which is clearly wrong as you are a chicken. Even the note left behind recognizes that. quite you slacker asian, besides, that is clearly a duck I smell a MURDER... Did the pinata at least have candy in it? sadly no...no candy Why doesn't weird **** like this ever happen to me? cause im dath and youre finnish
IG-64 Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom... I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend... Don't trust anyone.
DarthAve Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 sadly no...no candy Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it.
Dath Maximus Posted July 8, 2008 Author Posted July 8, 2008 Your name's Apollo? Yes My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom... I also got my LF account hijacked once and it turned out to be my best friend... Don't trust anyone. im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing Than once you find the mastermind behind this, force him to buy you enough candy to fill it. oh i will ave, i will
IG-64 Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 im like...not that close to anyone on dayside....that whole...not working the same shifts as them kinda thing And I'm guessing no one you are close to could have somehow slipped it in there making it look like it was someone from dayshift? Your name's Apollo?Yes Why did you bother coming up with Dath Maximus when you already had an awesome name like Apollo? [edit] *just remembered your twitter name*
Tyrion Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 My word of advice: look at the people closest to you first. Something similar to this happened to me once and it turned out to be my mom... Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler? That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy...
IG-64 Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Your mom left a torso-less monkey pinata in your cooler? That's...yeah...that's gonna require some therapy... No, while we were asleep, she wrote out a note as if it was written by the homeowner's association (even starting with "dear homeowner") about something that needed to be done in our backyard and pinned it exactly where it would be if someone had opened up our back door, reached in, and stuck it on the wall. She apparently assumed we would get the joke, but it freaked us out for awhile. Then when she explained, I felt stupid.
Darth Groovy Posted July 8, 2008 Posted July 8, 2008 Play Artist: Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey.mp3
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