Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals

[jrrtoken]

Something wonderful from the militants at PETA. To coincide with Thanksgiving and the Cooking Mama: World Kitchen video game on the Wii, PETA has released Cooking Mama: Mama Kills Animals, a Flash game which shows you how to properly prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner; the real way!

 

The game involves plucking a turkey, gutting it, chopping it's head off, and other wonderful activities, all with gratuitous amounts of blood and gore! The whole game is interlaced with facts on the poultry industry, which are mysteriously missing sources to back them up. In the end, Mama turns vegan and prepares a tofu turkey. How wonderful.

 

Just to let you know, the game is full of rather disturbing and almost overdone gore and violence, so unless if you want to lose interest in turkeys, Thanksgiving, or food in general, then I'd be wary.

 

Source

The actual game

[Chevron 7 locke]

I hate PETA. If i could i would feed them all to lions

[Lynk Former]

What's even better is that Taito has just recently trademarked "Pet Shop Mama"

 

Source: http://www.destructoid.com/taito-trademarks-pet-shop-mama-peta-on-high-alert-111743.phtml

[Jae Onasi]

Most of the world knows how turkeys, chickens, and so forth are prepared because they raise their own. It's only in industrialized countries that we don't learn how these things are done on a daily basis. The poultry industry does have its faults (my sister-in-law used to work for a poultry company and she had some stories to tell about it), but it's not nearly as evil as PETA would have you believe. My mother-in-law lived on a farm and they raised their own chickens for eggs and meat. It's the only way they had any kind of meat/protein during the Depression. PETA wasn't around to give them tofu handouts then. PETA loves to use scare stories to get their agenda across. If someone wants to be vegetarian, fine, it's a pretty healthy lifestyle if you know how to balance your proteins if you're a strict vegan, but I don't want some organization trying to cram it down my throat.

[Lynk Former]

I've killed my own dinner before... didn't make it any less appetising... neither did the fact that I named the chicken "Bob"...

 

XD

[Darth333]

PETA is so disconnected from some parts of the world...it looks like they've never been out of a city. They can eat what they want, I couldn't care less (that's a personal choice when you can afford it).

 

If I were rich enough, I'd paid them all a visit to some parts of the world and challenge them to grow some veggies over there...(and stay warm eating veggies only in some places too...)

 

Makes me wish I had bought more than one pair of sealskin mitts from the "hunter's supply" in an Inuit village...Inuit hunters who kill an animal take what they need ( three rotten tomatoes in some villages can cost a much as $7 ) and put the rest for community use, including the skins. Summertime lasts two months and it's permafrost...

 

 

Anyway, it's dinner time here... *looks at AAA filet mignon...and red wine sauce* Screw PETA! seeya later.

[The Doctor]

PETA fails. At failing. Which you'd think is a good thing. But believe me, it isn't.

[Rev7]

*Shakes Head*

 

Wow. PETA=epic fail.

 

*Walks away*

[True_Avery]

People like this obviously have no concept of what its like to live without an infinite resource of vegetables at their disposal. They should be praying less for animals and more for the hope that they are never put into a situation where plants don't show up seemingly like magic and without harm to any animals what so ever

 

Oh well. Its their privilege to continue living their clearly spoiled and naive lives.

[CommanderQ]

Oy....this is interesting

[Lynk Former]

I have never seen a goat in real life that hasn't been killed and eaten by the end of the day.

[Boba Rhett]

Know what I did right after I first played this game? I hickory smoked a chicken. It was delicious.

[Lynk Former]

That's some good chicken, Rhett.

 

 

I remember having this meal at a resort in Fiji where they got a thick fat chicken breast and they cut it open and put some ham in there along with a slice of pineapple... god damn that was good. I wish I could have that again *cries*

[Q]

You know, I'd be willing to bet that the members of PETA themselves would probably taste pretty good, their being grass-fed and all.

[Chevron 7 locke]

PETA members do taste pretty good. they are a little dry but add some mustard and...delicous

[Da_man]

That game made me sick, I wouldn't eat a turkey that looks like that. I'm still eating turkey, though. Is gravy really made of a turkey's internal organs?

 

And what is this tofu stuff anyways?

[Rabish Bini]

And what is this tofu stuff anyways?

Wuss food

 

Turkey is a God food, nothing will stop me eating it, and nothing will stop me eating meat.

 

South Park's episode where the gangsters come and kill all the members of PETA is awesome.

[Hayden Kered]

 

Sadly after this picture was taken, the turkey became terrified by Mama's urge to cuddle animals. In his last words as the turkey jumped into a 450 degree oven he yelled out "EAT ME, PLEASE EAT ME!".

[Lynk Former]

 

Required viewing.

[Ztalker]

I'd be more concerned if the actual game was Cooking Mama

 

[Stream]

That was an interesting game but since when have eggs been red? I guess it's their way of saying it's still life but anyone with half an ounce of common sense would know that's just bull.

 

--Strean

[Lynk Former]

I'd be more concerned if the actual game was Cooking Mama

 

Let's forget about the cooking and get down to Eating Mama...

[Chevron 7 locke]

Hayden is that picture from the actula game? the one where she's hugging the turkey?

[Mav]

Is gravy really made of a turkey's internal organs?

More or less, yes, along with the drippings, flour or cornstarch to thicken and water. All gravy is in it's most basic form is a thickening agent and water, the rest is just for flavor. Oh and PETA's retarded, sure skinning live animals isn't cool, but neither is trying to force a lifestyle onto people, so PETA can go screw themselves.

[Rabish Bini]

More or less, yes, along with the drippings, flour or cornstarch to thicken and water. All gravy is in it's most basic form is a thickening agent and water, the rest is just for flavor. Oh and PETA's retarded, sure skinning live animals isn't cool, but neither is trying to force a lifestyle onto people, so PETA can go screw themselves.

Shouldn't scare people away though, I hate when people say they don't eat pies because its made from cow hooves and stuff, so what if it is? It tastes awesome.