leXX Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 F**K ME IT'S COLD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hm, catchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Winter Very cold I don't like the cold Frost Am I doing it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Winter Cold I hate it I wanna die I think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A winter Haiku. Winter tis a bitch So wear something nice and warm Lest you freeze your tits That's 5,7,5 right? I'm terrible at counting syllables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 oh god it is cold this haiku doesn't make sense snuffleupagus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 penis! Excellent observation, Dath Maximus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I call this one, Envy Me. Here down on south is summer. Envy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted January 6, 2009 Author Share Posted January 6, 2009 I call this one, Bite Me. I'm jealous I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Desire: I want Ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 I call this one, Violence Hello Imma' cut ya you aint get out meh way! Duck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Haikus are easy They do not have to make sense Refrigerator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Poetry is not fun. Seriously. **** me. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 There once was a man from Nantucket, That's all I've got. Make up your own damn poem if you don't like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 In Houston The weather sucks All year long And I hate it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 In Chicago it is either A million above or A million below It sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 I went to Los Angeles For a week And the weather was Beautiful But then I went back to Houston F**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Last night it was warm. There was grass outside. This morning there was a snowstorm. You couldn't even see where you were driving. Tonight it is green again. <3 Lake Effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 The title is Christmas in Hell's Freezer To Michigan I was journey bound When much snow I saw indeed I frowned Though I left my lady there between those great lakes When I think of that cold my body aches Snuffleupagus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *ahem* Norway. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 In Ohio They say there will be ice. In Ohio They say there will be snow. In Ohio They say there will be sleet. In Ohio Weather Forecasters are idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 *ahem* Norway. The end. *ahem* Finland /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Sweater Are Cool For Nerds Pingu Fruitcake Lettuce What more do you expect from a fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Sweater Are Cool For Nerds Sweater are cool. Wow. No more poetry privileges for you. Because you can't speak English. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 I call this one, Bite Me. A reply poem, I'm above all this: After all, summie or wintie, it's always warm down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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