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A winter Haiku.

 

Winter tis a bitch

So wear something nice and warm

Lest you freeze your tits

That's 5,7,5 right? I'm terrible at counting syllables.

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Last night it was warm.

There was grass outside.

This morning there was a snowstorm.

You couldn't even see where you were driving.

Tonight it is green again.

 

<3 Lake Effect

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The title is Christmas in Hell's Freezer

 

To Michigan I was journey bound

When much snow I saw indeed I frowned

Though I left my lady there between those great lakes

When I think of that cold my body aches

Snuffleupagus

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In Ohio

They say there will be ice.

In Ohio

They say there will be snow.

In Ohio

They say there will be sleet.

In Ohio

Weather Forecasters are idiots.

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