Jae Onasi Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 Well, the guys had to be a. real and b. alive, because necrophilia is kind of yukky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Well, the guys had to be a. real and b. alive, because necrophilia is kind of yukky. Plus it's plain rude to show your bones before the first date even starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 28, 2009 Author Share Posted September 28, 2009 I'm sorry, I should have added you to the poll, Astro, you Estrada-stud-muffin you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted September 28, 2009 Share Posted September 28, 2009 Oh c'mon Jae, other than Yoda ( a little too old, short and green IMHO... - Edit: *looks at Shem's post below* I forgot the ears!... - I suppose I'm a difficult woman ) you could have added a "real man" for us girls who are in the permanently 29 crowd! All I see in the poll is kids with no more than one or two hair follicles on the chin and who barely left the diaper stage ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 They're easier to train when they're young. Edit: I see Jeff was having some fun with the poll with that Yoda option addition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Well now, I never noticed before that Yoda has a left Horner's syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Well now, I never noticed before that Yoda has a left Horner's syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Where is my Yoda option? If he has been removed in search of a worthier replacement, might I suggest: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 I've brought you back Master Yoda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Mod Wars™! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 29, 2009 Author Share Posted September 29, 2009 Oh Lordy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 It's my god given right to freedom of speech so being the jackass I can occasionally be, I'ma say forget those guys. Jeff Daniels, Jim Carey and Mike Judge are all a chick could ever need or something. Don't make me start throwing dead raccoons and lauch pianos filled with flaming gobs of monkey doodie substitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 if i was a woman, i would add these two to the list: Jensen Ackles: Tom Welling: fyi man-crush on both of em Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Muffin Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Tom Welling, Cillian Murphy, Tyson Ritter and James Marsden all fell out of the same clone-hottie heap..Don't believe me? They all have the mysteriously same features...See below.. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Cillian Murphy Tyson Ritter/Tom Welling James Marsden Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Tom Welling, Cillian Murphy, Tyson Ritter and James Marsden all fell out of the same clone-hottie heap..Don't believe me? They all have the mysteriously same features...See below..<snip> Begun, the Clone War has.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Muffin Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 If all four of them got into a steamy battle...I don't think I'd mind watching..As long as they all ended up topless and covered in honey and/or mud *note* I may or may not be making fun of male fantasy stereotypes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 Yoda FTW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonathan7 Posted September 29, 2009 Share Posted September 29, 2009 If all four of them got into a steamy battle...I don't think I'd mind watching..As long as they all ended up topless and covered in honey and/or mud *note* I may or may not be making fun of male fantasy stereotypes I don't mean to rain on your fantasy here, but they are all pretty boys, and I have never met a pretty boy who could handle himself in a fight; nor would they go near either honey or mud as it would proove bad for their skin complection Russel Crowe, Christian Bale and Jason Statham on the other hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Tom Welling, Cillian Murphy, Tyson Ritter and James Marsden all fell out of the same clone-hottie heap..Don't believe me? They all have the mysteriously same features...See below.. flip. youre right. but tom is soow the best looking of the heap. like, omigawsh, toowtally. what about jared padalecki? and mr ackles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Jeeze, this thread is like walking in a mall infront of the Abercrombie and Fitch store. I'm with J7, if this is our future for "men" then clearly the world isn't as opposed to cloning as it's led me to believe. Injecting some much needed raw sexual manliness. Ken Watanabe Gerard Butler Mike Rowe Jeff Bridges Steve McQueen Daniel Day Lewis Bruce Lee Sean Connery Morris Chestnut The Rock Jason Statham Just a few examples of some well made manly men. I'll vote for any one of these, all others can **** off and cry about how their hair isn't moussed enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Jeeze, this thread is like walking in a mall infront of the Abercrombie and Fitch store. I'm with J7, if this is our future for "men" then clearly the world isn't as opposed to cloning as it's led me to believe...... Good calls. Of course, the thread did call for boys.... (and boys she got ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Jeeze, this thread is like walking in a mall infront of the Abercrombie and Fitch store. I'm with J7, if this is our future for "men" then clearly the world isn't as opposed to cloning as it's led me to believe. Injecting some much needed raw sexual manliness. I think this thread is a front for Jae to find a way to ruin her daughter's life*. *That's what she'll call it when she's between 12-17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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