Darth Avlectus Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 HOT damn. I only joke about this kind of stuff when I think it up... It seems lately bizarre happenings are on a rampage. Do I have some kind of reality altering powers? http://www.kkoh.com/news.asp?c=8&&contentId=4898763&featureGroupId=8421 As the line goes in one of ICP's songs: "Found a body in the bath tub! --MMMM, grub." The news sure has gotten more interesting, or at least weird. Locally anyways. Thoughts? Impressions? Sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Whats wrong with some luuuve for the dead >_> <_< I'm weird... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Give em some of that special South Park Worcestershire sauce and they'll 'love' you back! Too dated huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Web Rider Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Wow, I am surprised that this is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 Hmm, I wonder if that was the same recipie Dr Tongue used in order to make his zombie potion? At least as dated if not moreso! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's so... so.... unhygienic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I can't think of anything clever, funny, or serious to say, other than: Holy SH--! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 This reminds me of one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials from ages ago (I think that the "commercial" was for a funeral home whose tagline was "Absolutely NO SEX with the clientèle" or something like that), but I can't for the life of me find a clip of it. Anyway, it was hilarious. It shows one of the funeral home employees about to mount a pretty corpse when security comes in and drags him away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Damn, seems like the world got a little bit wierder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endorenna Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 o_0 0_o That's really gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HdVaderII Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I always thought that this was something people only joked about... How unclean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Actually, after the embalming process it would probably be the safest sex next to masturbation. It would certainly be safer than sex with a vacuum cleaner. Anyone remember that one? Guy lost half of Binky. Must've been a Shop Vac™. OK, I'm going to stop, now, because I'm grossing myself out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giant Graffiti Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 ;-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HdVaderII Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It would certainly be safer than sex with a vacuum cleaner. Anyone remember that one? Guy lost half of Binky. Must've been a Shop Vac™. That just made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Ahem, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Only you GTA... Haha And that is absolutely disgusting, and very unclean. Filthy pig... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 24, 2009 Author Share Posted October 24, 2009 ^^^Well now come on, they could have been pre sterilized. Yeah, MULTIPLE dead lovers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Whats wrong with some luuuve for the dead >_> <_< I'm weird... Yeah, what a judgmental, closed-minded group of people we've got here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Corpse-Friend as the Latins would say... If they were dubbed, sick in any Language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 And the fact that it had been ongoing for over 2 decades....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceAlex Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Corpses need love too, I guess. Maybe he has the ability to read their "feelings". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 ^^^Well now come on, they could have been pre sterilized. Yes, the embalming process does that. Like I said; the only safer sex would be with yourself... ...or a blow-up doll... ...or a Fleshlight™. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 ...or a Fleshlight™. Speaking from experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to the bar... ...or the funeral home... ...and the neighbor's borrowed the Shop Vac™... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quanon Posted October 25, 2009 Share Posted October 25, 2009 My girlfriend never gets old And she doesn't whine and costs less: its WIN/WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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