Darth Avlectus Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 HOT damn. I only joke about this kind of stuff when I think it up... It seems lately bizarre happenings are on a rampage. Do I have some kind of reality altering powers? http://www.kkoh.com/news.asp?c=8&&contentId=4898763&featureGroupId=8421 As the line goes in one of ICP's songs: "Found a body in the bath tub! --MMMM, grub." The news sure has gotten more interesting, or at least weird. Locally anyways. Thoughts? Impressions? Sarcasm?
Quanon Posted October 21, 2009 Posted October 21, 2009 Whats wrong with some luuuve for the dead >_> <_< I'm weird...
RedHawke Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Give em some of that special South Park Worcestershire sauce and they'll 'love' you back! Too dated huh?
Darth Avlectus Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Hmm, I wonder if that was the same recipie Dr Tongue used in order to make his zombie potion? At least as dated if not moreso!
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's so... so.... unhygienic.
igyman Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I can't think of anything clever, funny, or serious to say, other than: Holy SH--!
Q Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 This reminds me of one of Saturday Night Live's fake commercials from ages ago (I think that the "commercial" was for a funeral home whose tagline was "Absolutely NO SEX with the clientèle" or something like that), but I can't for the life of me find a clip of it. Anyway, it was hilarious. It shows one of the funeral home employees about to mount a pretty corpse when security comes in and drags him away.
ForeverNight Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Damn, seems like the world got a little bit wierder.
HdVaderII Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I always thought that this was something people only joked about... How unclean.
Q Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Actually, after the embalming process it would probably be the safest sex next to masturbation. It would certainly be safer than sex with a vacuum cleaner. Anyone remember that one? Guy lost half of Binky. Must've been a Shop Vac™. OK, I'm going to stop, now, because I'm grossing myself out.
HdVaderII Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 It would certainly be safer than sex with a vacuum cleaner. Anyone remember that one? Guy lost half of Binky. Must've been a Shop Vac™. That just made my day.
Tobias Reiper Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Ahem, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW.
LordOfTheFish Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 Only you GTA... Haha And that is absolutely disgusting, and very unclean. Filthy pig...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 24, 2009 Author Posted October 24, 2009 ^^^Well now come on, they could have been pre sterilized. Yeah, MULTIPLE dead lovers.
Totenkopf Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 Whats wrong with some luuuve for the dead >_> <_< I'm weird... Yeah, what a judgmental, closed-minded group of people we've got here.
adamqd Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 Corpse-Friend as the Latins would say... If they were dubbed, sick in any Language
Totenkopf Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 And the fact that it had been ongoing for over 2 decades.......
SpaceAlex Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 Corpses need love too, I guess. Maybe he has the ability to read their "feelings".
Q Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 ^^^Well now come on, they could have been pre sterilized. Yes, the embalming process does that. Like I said; the only safer sex would be with yourself... ...or a blow-up doll... ...or a Fleshlight™.
Totenkopf Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 ...or a Fleshlight™. Speaking from experience?
Q Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 Sometimes I'm too lazy to go to the bar... ...or the funeral home... ...and the neighbor's borrowed the Shop Vac™...
Quanon Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 My girlfriend never gets old And she doesn't whine and costs less: its WIN/WIN!
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