Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 That's it, folks. After about a month suspecting it, my girlfriend did a blood test to ascertain if she was, indeed, expecting a child. The test was categoric: right there, between red and white cells amount , there "reagent: positive". Outside the technical language, it means a gestation. At first I was none less than staggered, but the gentle physician that attended to us changed my mind as she congratulated us while fondling my beloved's still little prominent stomach. So far it's been only three months of pregnancy but some blatant signs were clear long ago, like feeding alterations, menstruation and PMT absence, besides a vertiginous increase of estrogen and progesterone plummeting; both pointed out on her urine test collected a few weeks ago. At the moment, I'm hoping for a boy (José, her father's name). I've always wanted a boy, but I'd be just as happy with a girl (Siena). My little sister-in-law's not even two years old, so it'd be nice to see an aunt and a niece of about the same age. I've just got the news by today's morning, but I'be already talked with hers and my parents. Luckily, our families have good financial conditions and are willing to assist us raising our baby. So I'll keep going to college with an extra encouragement. So, that's it for today. I'm beaming with joy right now, and frankly, I'm feeling like announcing to the entire world that I've taken the first steps to form my own legacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Um, congrats? EDIT: *reads again* OK, it looks like you're happy about this, so congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Felicitaçãos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hope Estheim Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Congrats on the baby dude Hope you have a good lil baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 My condolences Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Thats awesome, Ctrl! Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 2, 2010 Author Share Posted April 2, 2010 Thanks everyone for your most (one way or another) supportive answers. Fortunately, April Fool's over and so is this charade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Good to see us Ahtonauts are breeding fast, it is only a matter of time before we sweep the rest of the forum with our power. And congratulations, raise your offspring on video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 y'all are sucka mcs for fallin for this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 LOL, you sure got us! That one is good enough for the Joker (in other words, our friend, demongo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 I knew it was a joke 'cause CAD said he had a GF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted April 2, 2010 Share Posted April 2, 2010 Thanks everyone for your most (one way or another) supportive answers. Fortunately, April Fool's over and so is this charade. Lol, you sure fooled us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 Thanks everyone for your most (one way or another) supportive answers. Fortunately, April Fool's over and so is this charade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 You slickster...(you never had me! ) Lesh have a drink... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 y'all are sucka mcs for fallin for this I was just keeping it real, 's all. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 ...and here I was about to write 'Congratulations.' Frowns and disapproving glances upon thee, sire, frowns and disapproving glances. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I knew it. No man is that excited about having a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I knew it was a joke 'cause CAD said he had a GF... OHSHI-! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted April 3, 2010 Share Posted April 3, 2010 I knew it was a joke 'cause CAD said he had a GF... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted April 4, 2010 Author Share Posted April 4, 2010 I knew it was a joke 'cause CAD said he had a GF... y u?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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