Sabretooth Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 And his name is Alkonium! Well, it's probably an element, and a very fearable element at that, but it deserves a birthday none the less! The good man turns an admirable 21 today, so let's break out the bottles and... stab someone or soemthing, I don't know. I got you a Zeltron scoundrel! Take good care of her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy Birthday! I got you, uh, this - There's an annoying American on it, but once you've got rid of him you can blow stuff up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dread Advocate Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy birthday! Have a gronckle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 There's an annoying American on it,Hey! The bomb isn't half as dangerous as the American. Happy Birthday, Alkonium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamqd Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy Birthday Young Alkonium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ping Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I think these guys ripped you off, Alk. Happy Bday. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Btw, mim is likely right, Harkness is probably more dangerous than the bomb, so be careful what you wish for...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltiades Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Happy Birthday, Alkonium! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Happy Birthday!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Best wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Just turning 21 huh? Lucky you, wish I was 21...again. Anyway, I know you love microwaves, Doctor Who and Stargates, so I got you this multitask microwave with a built-in LCD screen and dialup controls for a Stargate. Yeah that's right, you get to watch Doctor Who, summon a Stargate, and microwave your favorite meal all at the same time. Damn! Ain't technology great? Yessir, I even threw in a chicken. I like chickens. HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALKONIUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Thank you all. Now, as a Canadian, I've been able to go to bars for two years already, but since I live on the Canada-US border, I went out drinking in the States anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shem Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Happy Belated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverandbacon Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Happy Birthday! I brought you a TARDIS, but got the date off by 2 days, which is why I'm late. Thank you all. Now, as a Canadian, I've been able to go to bars for two years already, but since I live on the Canada-US border, I went out drinking in the States anyway. Why would you ever want to drink in the US? Seriously, I love this country, but the beer here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Why would you ever want to drink in the US? Seriously, I love this country, but the beer here... Who said Alkonium was going for beer? I hear Jack Daniels is good this time of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 29, 2011 Share Posted August 29, 2011 Daaaah $***! I missed it. Well happy belated. God knows you have to put up with me. OH Crap--I forgot you don't touch that God business. Anyways, to satisfy your hunger I got you a couple of succubi and a cat girl, perhaps you know them? Felicia, Morrigan, and Lillith? Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Also because I know you like having some servant boys to push around and bend to your will: Kazuma, Nora, and Captain Falcon Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) That's just for starters. Because you have had to put up with me I got you your very own small level burning and cutting laser. Lastly because I am late and I have nowhere to store this freshly, erm, acquired legion of gigantic critter exterminators and their rhino tanks, I am giving them to you and they come with a side benefit of playing massive beer pong while listening to the band rush: Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Happy Belated! Hope it was memorable and involved little to no jail time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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