Sivy Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 what's the worst film you've ever seen? i think jeepers creepers has to be one of the worst films i've seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted August 27, 2002 Author Share Posted August 27, 2002 Originally posted by ZBomber Star Trek. what the first motion picture or everything ever connected to star trek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Bats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Kung Pow : Enter the Fist that is all I have to say... *leaves thread shuddering uncontrollably at the horrible memory of that movie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absurd Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Star Wars. *Runs out of the forum...........* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 *pulls out boomerang and smacks Absurd in the back of the head with it* Next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadDoofer Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi_Monk Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Fahrenheit 451... clumsily directed, one of the worst example of late-60s, early 70s film making. It changed the book in stupid ways, ways that just made you say, what the...? They totally changed my favorite character (Clarisse) from a free-thinking homeschool student (like me) into a public school teacher, and had her played by the same actress as the main character's wife (what the...?!). It's just made all the worst because Fahrenheit 451 is my favorite novel ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSO_DarthVader_ Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Harry Potter. (Seen some of it, but not all of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 come on Harry, lets go make love in your closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Originally posted by ZBomber come on Harry, lets go make love in your closet. onto the topic...any guy-who-is-a-dumbass-that-becomes-a-spy-in-one-day movies. Like Triple XXX and that other movie with the spy and the boxer who becomes a spy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Yeh, stupid gay ass spy kids movies.... ugg..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 eXistenZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gummo.nz Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Reckless Kelly I still know what you did last summer also: I've heard that the movie catch-22 is terrible. It's my favourite comedy book, has anyone seen the movie? What did you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 street fighter, ocean's 11(remake), shallow hal, ANY AND EVERY teen movie, and every horror except signs(halloween, fri. 13th, see what i mean?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ratmjedi Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Ocean's Eleven? That was a great movie and I'm talking about both of them. That was a good movie. Ep2 Anakin what are you on? lol I think The Other's was a dumb movie. Farenheit 451 was dumb also but so was the book. The only thing the book made me think of was to burn the book itself! Another dumb movie are the Spy Kid movies. The other movies are good like XXX but I guess other's of you have you're opinons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 There are so many. I love threads like this because I love movies. As much as I love to plug the good ones, it is just as much fun to rip on the bad ones. How else can you atone for having to watch such dolt? I think I will start this one off with my favorite snot rocket of a movie: The Blair Witch Project Bunch of middle class college brats foolishly wander into the woods to film a documentary on a local myth......The Blair Witch. The film starts out as a clever real life drama.....the film is at it's best when interviewing the local townsfolk on Blair Witch sightings. Our trio of snotty anglo saxon youngsters travel into the woods and everything is peas and carrots until the token fat kid looses the map and our trio is left helpless with minimal supplies and limited knowledge of the great outdoors, also lacking the knowledge that small bodies of water usually lead to big bodies of water. Nope. Instead, our fearless trio crosses the same part of the stream several times and we spend the next 40 mins watching each snotty college student have panic attacks. The film takes a serious dive into irritating jerky camera movements ment to mimic a junior photographer's first hand account of..........er.........something, while trying to run from something, while we are left wanting to throw up from motion sickness. We never see anything, we hear some strange sounds, we see piles of stones. We see stick people. Can sticks and stones ever hurt us? Yes.......you are left with a silly ghost in the graveyard/bloody mary in the mirror ending, where superstitious poeple are jumping up and down screaming while sceptics are left cursing themselves for spending any money on this low budget stinker. The best review I ever saw, was when a patron in the same theater I was in, hurrled a large drink at the movie screen during the credits, and no one said a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 LOTR, Spiderman, AOTC, XXX, Signs were all movies that sucked j/j, i loved all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kit fisto JK Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 that one movie with that one guy who lives in that one place with that other person and there like wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic Jedi Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Mr. Deeds. You may not know, but Mr. Deeds is a remake of the movie Mr. Deeds Goes to Town. Personally, I don't think it deserved to be classified as a romantic comedy. I barely laughed at all, and commercial spoiled all the really funny parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 The English Patient A 4 hour movie about this dude who crashes in his plain and becomes a human pork rhind, and tells the nurse his story about how he carries a dead women half way across the desert because he loves her.........then kisses her.......eeeeeeeeeeewwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonkH8er Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 virus bats theres another one but i cant remember it oh, and HOW CAN U HATE attack of the killer tomatoes? great movie speaking of great movies, anyone seen the german movie 'Anatomie'? awesome stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Big budget.......big stars.........groundbraking special effects. Biggest dissapointment about this film? The plot.........the biggest convoluted mess of a storyline I have ever witnessed. I saw it three times.....I just wanted to know WTF was going on. Two houses battle it out for a coveted planet that holds a druglike spice. Somwhere down the road this becomes some zen like exercise in spirituality and blue eyes and too much wierdness in general. When they aired this movie on Network TV they added a narrator to explain what was going on........didn't help. Nobody should have to read a book to understand a film. It just shouldn't work that way. This is the only movie in history that physically gave me a real headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted August 27, 2002 Share Posted August 27, 2002 Pee Wee's biggest adventure Leprochaun (sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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