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I am an avid Card collector and I was searching for Star Wars Uncut sheets when I saw a weird post in there. It was Lexx Season 2 Uncut DVDs. This got my interest and I clicked on it.

 

The complete second series of the sexy, funny SCI FI Channel favorite and international hit called "Star Trek's evil twin." A crew of outcasts from an evil empire bounce around a parallel universe in a stolen, organic spacecraft- the awesomely powerful LEXX. With bold original characters and dazzling special effects, LEXX takes off on a totally new kind of trip in these 20 highly imaginative episodes.

 

Lexx I knew you were an extra in some movie but I never knew you were this famous.

 

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Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1584069590

 

I am an avid Card collector and I was searching for Star Wars Uncut sheets when I saw a weird post in there. It was Lexx Season 2 Uncut DVDs. This got my interest and I clicked on it.

 

The complete second series of the sexy, funny SCI FI Channel favorite and international hit called "Star Trek's evil twin." A crew of outcasts from an evil empire bounce around a parallel universe in a stolen, organic spacecraft- the awesomely powerful LEXX. With bold original characters and dazzling special effects, LEXX takes off on a totally new kind of trip in these 20 highly imaginative episodes.

 

Lexx I knew you were an extra in some movie but I never knew you were this famous.

 

BigTeddyPaul

 

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sexy and funny? I think that describes LeXX! :D

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Originally posted by leXX

Actually, I had my name long before the tv series! I thought everyone knew about that series, it's been on TV over here many times. I liked the first episodes but then it started to suck big time.

 

Must be a Eurpeon thing..... I never saw the show.....

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Originally posted by Datheus

To the best of my knowledge leXX was is an American show that shows regularly on the Sci-Fi channel during the night... I'm pretty sure I'm thinking of the right show

 

 

 

You are correct, though leXX and LEXX are two different things.

 

If they made the show about our leXX nobody would want to watch it. Who wants to see a show with one woman and 300,000 boys? :(

 

 

Then again... seeing thousands of lifesized avatars with hands and legs running and screaming uncontrollably would be cool. We could call it "le swampe XX-travaganda"

 

 

Booo-Yaaah! :D

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If LucasForums had a TV show, it would probably be like Mtv's "Real World."

 

 

Here's a sample of what I mean:

 

 

Tyrion: OMG OMFG

 

Darth Groovy: What now?

 

Tyrion: Obi likes a 12 year old

 

Groovy: eh? :eyeraise:

 

Tyrion: OMG he's a bad guy

 

Groovy: You read too much

 

Reb: Yea. Go get some sleep, Ty.

 

Tyrion: Oh great now everyone hates me.

 

Groovy: Yep.

 

Tyrion: Well fine, I'll go talk to LeXX. She'll listen.

 

Lexx: Don't even think about it, bucko.

 

Tyrion: Lexx? How long have you been here? I didn't even notice you.

 

Lexx: Long enough.

 

Tyrion: Well, obi likes a 12 year old.

 

Lexx: Buzz off.

 

-obi-wan13 has just signed on-

 

Groovy: Hey bud!

 

obi13: hey there!

 

Groovy: What new?

 

obi13: nothin

 

Tyrion: omg obi u perv

 

obi13: wha?

 

Tyrion: You like a 12 year old

 

obi13: Well, she's almost 13.....

 

Tyrion: SEE? No one listens to tyrion!

 

Groovy: Well it's none of our business even if he does.

 

Tyrion: I'll make it our business! And BILL's!!!!

 

-acdcfanbill has just been invited to the conversation-

 

Bill: hello, you hosers.

 

Tyrion: omg obi likes a 12 year old

 

obi13: stfu

 

Bill: ?

 

obi13: Ty's being a nog, just ignore him.

 

Bill:Ahh gotcha

 

Tyrion: Damnit! Listen to me!

 

Lexx: stfu ty

 

-Tyrion has left the conversation-

 

Groovy: What was his problem?

 

obi13: Helliv I know.

 

_________________________

 

Thus ends episode one of the swamp Real World. :D

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::::cut to avatar shot of Ty sitting in a directors Chair::::

 

 

Ty proceeds to explain why he feels like the group completely ignored him and why Obi should be thrown out of the group

 

 

Ty: OMFG I can't believe that they treat me like this :::sob sob cry cry: I mean *bleeep* *bleeep* he likes a *bleep* 12 year old for *bleeps* sake. I don't have to put up with that in our forum. I mean, I am not that kinda guy. It makes me uncomfortable in my own house. I think we need to have a meeting with the mods and have his ass banned.

 

:::::cut to thread of group discussing Ty's behavior::::

 

Lexx is lying on chair painting nails

rest of group is sitting around campfire style.....

 

Obi: If he wants to be like that fine...I mean I don't think I need to apologize to him just so he doesn't vote me out

 

Lexx: Ya - he should be banned - not you. Damn MTV directors...I'm out of money again and all I have is this nice Apartment already paid for and my suburban to drive us around vegas.

 

to be continued

 

I hate real world

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-Administrators office-

 

Tyrion: As you can see, obi is a perv, and he should be banned.

 

Matt: Obi hasn't done anything wrong, and he's a mod at three different places. If I were to ban him, I would need to find a replacement, and that is something I don't feel like doing at this moment.

 

Ty:I could replace him! :D

 

Matt:hmmmmmm.lemme think about it-no!

 

Ty: Why do I even come here?

 

Boba Rhett: Dunno. why?

 

Ty: erg damn cuss cuss etc.

 

Boba rhett: yoink.

 

Ty: Stop that!

 

Boba rhett: Stop what? yoink.

 

Ty: that!

 

Rhett: This? yoink.

 

Ty: Yes! That! stop yoinking things!

 

Rhett: I can yoink whatever the hell I feel like yoinking.

 

Ty: Erg. I shouldn't even bother.

 

-Ty leaves administrators office, takes a left, and goes to super mods office-

 

Ty: You need to ban obiwan13.

 

Rogue Nine: um........what for?

 

Ty: HE likes a 12 year old.

 

Rogue: Don't you?

 

Ty:...............................

 

Rogue: Leave, please.

 

Ty: Erg damn cuss cuss etc.

 

-Ty leaves, and takes another left, and goes to the mods office-

 

Ty: SPY, You HAVETA ban obi

 

SPY_jmr1: What for?

 

Ty: He's a perv, thats why! And I want his job!

 

*SPY gets blank stare, then busts out laughing*

 

Ty: Why won't anyone listen to me?

 

obi13: because you suck.

 

Ty: Obi, what are you doing here?

 

obi13: I work here, remember? :rolleyes:

 

Ty: erg damn cuss cuss etc.

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next shot......streets of Las Vegas

 

Ty is drivin a beat up old 86' Pinto whining to camera man about how UNFAIR the forum is being

 

 

Ty: OMFG....I can't take this **** its just ****ing pissing me off!!!!

 

(audience wonders why ty is driving at his age....shrugs off as MTV error)

 

Ty: I just CANT believe it - I mean I'm a real man! How dare Rogue treat me like a child. I'm a MAN - I don't need this ****. Who the **** do they think they are.

 

:::testostrone drips from forehead:::

 

Ty: And WHO the **** does Boba think he is with that damn stick. I mean that's abuse man. They should ban him! You know this forum has gotten waaaaay outta control...I mean **** man...you know what I mean man...ya..

 

Pans back to Hotel where mods are.....

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:rofl:

 

Tyrion: WHY ME? WHY CUSS CUSS ME???????

 

God: Because you suck.

 

Tyrion: Why do I bother?

 

God: Because um...

 

God: Ask obi.

 

*Tyrion goes to talk to obi*

 

Tyrion: WHY DO I CUSS CUSS CUSS SUCK?

 

Obi: Because you do suck.

 

Tyrion: Meh.

 

Obi: STFU nog.

 

Tyrion: Why are you calling me-

 

Obi: STFU nog

 

Tyrion: But obi-

 

Obi: STFU NOG!

 

Tyrion: siiigh...no one cares bout me.

 

Tyrion: Meh...should I troll...YES!

 

Tyrion: No wait, I could be banned...cuss....

 

Tyrion: Now, groovy's pissed off at me, I am calling obi a perv, obi's STFU NOGing me, and LeXX is looking at me. Evily. Like a big fury troll waiting to kill me.

 

Obi: Good story, now stfu nog.

 

Tyrion: You should be banned.

 

Obi: Yeah yeah, so you would be mod.

 

Tyrion: Damn my big mouth, damn it to

 

Obi: stfu nog.

 

Tyrion:......

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