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making whoopee (love)....

 

 

(I hope this is not tooo adult for the younger viewers)

 

 

12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"

 

11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."

 

10. "Feel the force!"

 

9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."

 

8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"

 

7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."

 

6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"

 

5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank

Oz's hand up my ass."

 

4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."

 

3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too,

hmmmm?"

 

2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"

 

1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

 

 

*this is something I found on the net..thought it was funny

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Just things that he actually did say in the movies can be very sexual if taken out of context, and placed into this thread...

 

For Example:

  • "Size Matters Not!"
  • "I sense much fear in you."
  • "But now, we must eat. Come! Good food. Come!"
  • "For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot!"
  • "No . . . no . . . no. Quicker, easier, more seductive!"

 

Man, sometimes my mind can really end up in the gutter! :p

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"Bend over and show me your darkside!"

 

I can just imagine Yoda saying the above, mostly cause I heard it once on Dr. Demento.. I've needed a long shower ever since

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Other sexual "quotes" taken out of context from the original Trilogy:

 

 

Wedge: "Luke, at that speed, do you think we can pull out in time?"

 

Han: "Hurry up goldenrod!"

 

Han: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts."

 

Han: "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

 

Etc...

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ROFL. This thread rocks. :D 1 and 5 are great.

 

"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"

 

"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

 

"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

 

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"

 

"Keep on that one, I'll take these two." My kind of party. :naughty:

 

"Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care 'what' you smell!"

 

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

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This is mature language, I therefore close this thread ...

 

I therefore close this thread ...

 

I THEREFORE CLOSE ...

 

whow wait ... I became mod on another forum where mature talk like this is not allowed ...

 

Confusion

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And that is why YD is not a mod here. :D

 

Heh, one part of this makes me feel oh so wrong, the other part just laughs and laughs and laughs and... :D

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Man that was funny, I could hear a Yoda voice in my head saying those! :lol::rofl:

 

And I would love this if It was turned into an avatar!

cool_yoda.jpg:rofl:

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