Surfnshannon Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 making whoopee (love).... (I hope this is not tooo adult for the younger viewers) 12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 10. "Feel the force!" 9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things." 8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try." 6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass." 4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmm?" 2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!" 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?" *this is something I found on the net..thought it was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 *giggles uncontrollably* I can see Yoda in my mind saying all of these things in that voice of his. Good find, Shan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WolfmanNCSU Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Ewwww, Yoda making whoopie. Joking I would like to add ... "Say my name, you must" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Just things that he actually did say in the movies can be very sexual if taken out of context, and placed into this thread... For Example: "Size Matters Not!" "I sense much fear in you." "But now, we must eat. Come! Good food. Come!" "For the Jedi it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot!" "No . . . no . . . no. Quicker, easier, more seductive!" Man, sometimes my mind can really end up in the gutter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clefo Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 "Bend over and show me your darkside!" I can just imagine Yoda saying the above, mostly cause I heard it once on Dr. Demento.. I've needed a long shower ever since Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfnshannon Posted January 8, 2003 Author Share Posted January 8, 2003 yoda is a pimp daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 You people are really in your element when it comes to this sort of thing, aren't you? What Niner said. *edit* OMG... *stares at pic* *runs screaming* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Stryphe Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 Other sexual "quotes" taken out of context from the original Trilogy: Wedge: "Luke, at that speed, do you think we can pull out in time?" Han: "Hurry up goldenrod!" Han: "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts." Han: "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!" Etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 ROFL. This thread rocks. 1 and 5 are great. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!" "Keep on that one, I'll take these two." My kind of party. "Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care 'what' you smell!" "You've got something jammed in here real good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishflesh Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 GREMLINS! o no not again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 LOL. You definetly have sick minds. I congratulate you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young David Posted January 8, 2003 Share Posted January 8, 2003 This is mature language, I therefore close this thread ... I therefore close this thread ... I THEREFORE CLOSE ... whow wait ... I became mod on another forum where mature talk like this is not allowed ... Confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artoo Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 And that is why YD is not a mod here. Heh, one part of this makes me feel oh so wrong, the other part just laughs and laughs and laughs and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 "You have felt him? strange that I have not." Best one Evar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlashAndBurn Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 AHAHAHAHA!!!! :D Ahh, its great to know that where ever a group of sci-fi fans can befound this type of humor follows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" ...shut up, Sher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherack Nhar Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Originally posted by Eets ...shut up, Sher. :rofl:HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!! Didn't you get a Rhino or something on the second try? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Whaaa? That sounds wrong if taken a certain way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacherous Mercenary Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Homer Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 "THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there!!" "'Look at the size of that thing!" "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." "Sorry about the mess..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Man that was funny, I could hear a Yoda voice in my head saying those! And I would love this if It was turned into an avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 3,4,and 5 are great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 Originally posted by ZBomber 3,4,and 5 are great. Same with me, but I also like number one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted January 12, 2003 Share Posted January 12, 2003 "Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at." "Where are you taking this... thing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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