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Originally posted by BCanr2d2

Why is it that you must misinform the public about what the Democratic Zabrak has done in his past? Mudslinging and negative campaign tactics will get you nowhere....

 

Meanwhile in other news, that has come to my attention, everything that is evil is related to DARK, so if you vote for Darklighter, you are voting for evil.........

 

I for one, could never say anything bad about Darky. I have the highest respect for Darky, and admire his good nature. I do hope the best man wins, and as far as I can see, Darky is more than qualified to fulfill the role of Swamp President. So I say to Darky, let the best man win. No, Mudslinging is not my policy. I am a simple man, a results man. By results, I mean to do what I say I will do.

 

If elected, I will cut the store prices in half, of raise points for the new poeple.

 

I promise a clean and safe swamp, for members of all walks of life to enjoy. I will be fair, and efficient. I promise to improve the economic conditions of the swamp. I promise to improve the diplomacy of the Swamp. If elected, the Swamp, will no longer be seen as a sea of spam, but an example for other forums to follow and admire. Trolls and spammers will be dealt with efficiently and fairly. If elected, I will give the Swamp back to you people who have helped to make this forum what it is. I am a results man. I believe that results speak louder than mere text. I do what I say, and promise to keep my promises. I ask you, how many polititions actually keep their promises? Vote for me, you will inherit the Swamp, as I am a man of my word.

 

End the spam, see results...

 

vote for Darth Groovy!:cool:

 

*holds up victory sign*

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

I for one, could never say anything bad about Darky. I have the highest respect for Darky, and admire his good nature. I do hope the best man wins, and as far as I can see, Darky is more than qualified to fulfill the role of Swamp President. So I say to Darky, let the best man win.

 

That is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me:)Dammit Groovy, why do you always have to make me burst into tears at your kind speeches:cry6:Groovy, I think that without you are the most dedicated candidate running in this election, and will actually carry out those promises you have stated. Just like you admire your good nature, I admire your absolute loyalty and dedication to the matters which are important to you. And that alone would make you a great President;)

 

That being said, I'm still not giving up hope. I would be more than happy for you to be President of this place Groovy, and I would never say I was a better candidate than you. Though I wouldn't say I was a worse one either;)lol. At the end of the day, the best man will win, like you said. And I'd be happy if it was either one of us:)

 

And KingPin: gotta love that banner man, nice work:D

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Originally posted by Darth Groovy

I have the perfect job for you in the Senate as President Pro Tempore. Very little work required. Interested?

 

Wow, I'm late here. Anyway, I'm very interested indeed. Provided it's still open. :D

 

*goes hunting through to see if it's been given*

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Originally posted by whitedragon

i would expect a better excuse from a highschool freshman caught smokeing pot in the boys room. J/K :D

ok i know that was a lamb exuse and.... how did u find out about that and i am in the 11th grade thnk you very much

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