ZBomber Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 Originally posted by Cmdr. Cracken *Cracken's A-Wing squadron coast over the horizon, and fire lasers at grounded fighters, destroying them, and exit.* we have the skies, repeat, we have the skies, over. FOR ARESEN! O.O We are facing XWA, dip.
Zoom Rabbit Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 BANZAI! *(Makes an attack run on Yoda's Swamp, pulverizing his hut into fine clay ash with a single concussion missile and lighting up the damp woodlands with blasterfire. Pulls up into a vertical climb to inspect the damage.)* Not bad. Those trees are so wet, though, that I'll need a second run to set them on fire properly... *(Levels off upside-down and pulls into an inverted dive toward the steaming ruins below. Blasters tearing up trees and ground indiscriminately, the A-wing zooms over its target and leaves a flaming mess behind. A sonic boom fans the flames as it leaves.)* XWA base, this is Zoomie. The Swamp is on fire--I say again, the Swamp is on fire. Send in assault transports to clean up survivors. Over.
Kain Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 ...um...riiiiiiiiight...note to self - Never play XWing Alliance again...not that it had many good points to start with, but the players are uberodd... *sends over the army and eradicates all XWA people, so that this WAR IS OVER*
Rogue Nine Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 Ha! You think we actually play the game! How wrong you are, sir! .......
Nute Gunray Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 My shock forces will arrive shortly. I will set up an interim government, based on my own teachings. Their will will be broken and their people subjugated. This post caused me to have 666 points.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 Nope. Aresen is allied with XWA. as dictator of those forums, i have the final say.
leXX Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 hahahaha I have undermined your plans to dominate our forum... http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=98497 hahahaha
Clem Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 uses force "inane prattle" to kill all the XWAers those of u on my msn list know and FEAR my inane prattle ... specially lexx unfortunately she has developed an anti prattle sheild! doh!
ckcsaber Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 Heh, you guys can poke the sleeping dragon all you want, but when it wakes up.................your arses are gone be glowing from the FLAMES!!!! (the dragon being the Swamp, and your implying XWA & RSA)
-=DarkZero=- Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 Could somone explain this to me,IS IT RP CHAT,RP FORUMS,FOR FLAMING!? ;-;
edlib Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 *Blasts Ted Nugent's "Free For All!" over the din* All of the above, my good sir. This is, after all, a war. Rules tend to get lost in a furball of this magnetude. *Empties A-Wing magazine at Zoomie's last target, then bugs out, pulling the stick as far to port as it will go, executing a full-throttle kidney-brusing, brain-stem crushing, almost 8-G turn. After passing out auto-pilot returns ship to base, where I jump out and have the following conversation: "Medic! Medic! Somebody get me the medic! I need morphene, now! What? No... my ship wasn't hit. No... no serious injuries to me... No, I'm also not in any pain... Say, what's your point?"*
Ratmjedi Posted April 30, 2003 Posted April 30, 2003 Today shall be a victorius day for us Swampies. 100 by 100 ranks We will not take any prisoners. Demolish everything that may be in our path. leXX are you ready with the trans opt? *roger* Don't fire untill you see the whites of their eyes and smell their smelly breath. Tyrion are you in position? *I can't see with this blasted helmet on and this armor is really sweaty* Rhett is your army of slave elf's workers ready with the catopolt's? *Their finishing up their last check's now* *Begin your attack now!!!!!!*
Agen Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 You may have not noticed that the swmap is the single most powerful forum on LF........ If i am president the first thing i wasd gonna do was start a huge invasion... and shoo you wallies.. shoo! [sPEECH] I SAY WE GO ON OUR OWN RAMPAGE INVASION[/sPEECH]
Kain Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 Aye, Agen! FOR I HAVE ALREADY STARTED THE INVASION!!! NONE SHALL THREATEN OUR SWAMP!!! DEATH TO THE MECHANISED FIENDS!!! RALLY HO, FELLOW SWAMPIES!!! WE SHALL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!! http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1132093#post1132093
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Dath Maximus Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 *enter the dath* MUAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! LET THE WAR BEGIN!!! *Every soldier monkey under dath's command begins attack on the invaders* FEAR THE WRATH OF THE SHOTGUN WIELDING SOLDIER MONKEY!!!!!
Agen Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 erm.... wrong one... and also. i tihnk we sohuld elect me for president first, i eman we wouldn't want our attatention taken away from the swamp pres elections because of a little battle i started
topshot Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 A war with the swamp eh???? Bring it on, bub!!!!!! I already killed off your XWA snipers, one by one!
edlib Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by Rogue15 none shall survive. none shall survive. none shall survive. none shall survive. none shall survive... et al Er,.. what are you trying to say, 15? Heh heh,.. glad you're on our side... You are on our side,.. aren't you?
Clem Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 having fifteen on yer side is a bit like having america on yer side need i say more? <hides from rotten fruit thrown by americans ... then realises that they'll all splash land in the atlantic>
Thrackan Solo Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 Muwhahahaha your bunch of flyers get out of your ship and come down here and fight like men!!! *raises fist at X-Wing while I blows it out of the sky*
Kain Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 They'll nay fight us like men. Lost at my post on THEIR turf. They don't like that...
Rebel Loyaltist Posted May 1, 2003 Author Posted May 1, 2003 :x-wing: :atat: :atat: Send in the X-Wings to take our the turrets and barracks the AT-ATs while blast any remaining defenses and unload troops to take the command center BOOM BOOM BOOM! We have taken your main command post in the outlayign our closest to our taken territory. Our stranglehold on you is stronger. Like that for fighting like men?!? Support your XWA troops!
Agen Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 SWAMP PLAN.... Post on their forums.... alot.... more than them. take over
Zoom Rabbit Posted May 1, 2003 Posted May 1, 2003 What's going on here? Glad you asked... Years ago when I was a strapping lad in the Navy, I attended a Marine Corps field medical school (FMSS) in North Carolina. The last week of the school was spent in the field; on this occasion, there was a fleet hospital and some marines training at the same time, so we had one big training exercize. On day one, we were setting up our tents and whatnot...when a bunch of guys from the fleet hospital walked through our camp with M-60s blazing (blanks), laughing like drunken pirates. Clearly, we were under attack. That's pretty much what's going on here. *(Drops a small nuke on the smouldering swamp and burns jets for the stratosphere.)* That's done. Let's take out their capital ships now!
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