SPY_jmr1 Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 This thread is gonna be playing off of the "You might be a Redneck..." jokes from Jeff Foxworthy... A sample Redneck joke goes something like this... If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver... You might be a Redneck... I thought I'd start us off, and you could join in, with the "Blahblahblah, you might be a Total Geek..." format. Here goes... If you've ever taken your laptop to the bathroom with you... You might be a Total Geek.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTeddyPaul Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 does your gameboy count? You are a total geek if you know how to disrput Romulan cloaks. BigTeddyPaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 You are a total geek if you move your computer and desk to an a/c vent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain LeChuck Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul does your gameboy count? You are a total geek if you know how to disrput Romulan cloaks. BigTeddyPaul Damn! I know who to do that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C'jais Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 ...If you attempt to do JK2 lightsaber moves (lunge, DFA) while fighting with Live Action Roleplaying rubber weapons. Then again, you are probably a geek if you fight with such weapons in the first place... Don't look at me that way. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Bond Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 If you can recite the entire scripts to every single one of the James Bond movies off by heart... then you might be a Total Geek. Uh oh... that makes me a total geek, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 ^ Sense of humour perhaps? If you are madly in love with your 1977 Darth Vader, you might be a total geek! (yep, that's me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 if someone threatens to break your collectable Boba Fett figure and you beg and cry for them to stop, you might be a total geek. Been watching too much Buffy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 If you've accumulated more than 2000 posts in less then a year at a website called lucasforums..........you might be a total geek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul does your gameboy count? You are a total geek if you know how to disrput Romulan cloaks. BigTeddyPaul seriously, wtf is that?? is romulan some like...star wars term ive never heard of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 lol, Star Trek XERXES, Star Trek. btw: Your icon, is that Ed from Bebops hacker thingy? Very cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 your still here just under a year after u signed up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 1, 2003 Share Posted May 1, 2003 If you've accumulated more than 2000 posts in less then a year at a website called lucasforums..........you might be a total geek. leXX Status: Moderator Registered: May 2002 Location: London Posts: 5806 Points: 623 Lol, 2000? 5000 (nearer to 6000 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 i got 4000 in just under a year 2 hmmmm must be double geek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Agen_Terminator Lol, 2000? 5000 (nearer to 6000 ) Yeah well, I have no life. The outside scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 quite rightly 2 ... ive been there trust me its scary as! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 The outside scares me. Lies, All Lies i tell you!!!! *opens blind to prove it but gets scared again and once again closes* scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 HEY HEY HEY!!! looks like im a geek anywho, you might be a geek if you can figure out stardates today is 0305.01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrion Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by ET Warrior If you've accumulated more than 2000 posts in less then a year at a website called lucasforums..........you might be a total geek. Hehe,that means you're a geek too (2200 posts, and you registered in June 2002) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Well that one just went completely over your head didn't it TY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clem Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 aww dont pick on him lexx its not his fault hes a lil slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedantic Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Dath Maximus HEY HEY HEY!!! looks like im a geek anywho, you might be a geek if you can figure out stardates today is 0305.01 Sorry, dog, but there is no set pattern for stardates. The scriptwriters saw to that. Any pattern people try to apply ends up not fitting every date. You might be a geek if you get a tan from your monitor. (Sorry, ripped that one off from somewhere--I can't remember where.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Originally posted by Pedantic Sorry, dog, but there is no set pattern for stardates. The scriptwriters saw to that. Any pattern people try to apply ends up not fitting every date. You might be a geek if you get a tan from your monitor. (Sorry, ripped that one off from somewhere--I can't remember where.) actually for the next generation time line, the writers established a method of creating stardates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pnut_Man Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 You might be a Total Geek... If you turn on your comp when you wake up and check out the lucasforums + many other misc. star wars related sites.. Uh..hehe..I could have done that once or twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted May 2, 2003 Share Posted May 2, 2003 Youre a total geek if: You go on JK2 and dont know a thing about starwars (like me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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