Joetheeskimo Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Kilmor, now thoroughly beaten up and covered in soot, runs to a phone and calls the police. "Ya, this bar is gone insane!! Come quick befor-" *Falls over from exhaustion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 *The fuzz comes in and maces Topshot* He's out for 2 turns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 7, 2003 Author Share Posted June 7, 2003 "Noo You hurt TopShot" *Death runs up the sides of the walls then jumps off and kicks kookee across the face then pulls out a rocket launcher and blows him up for 2 posts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Wildjedi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 7, 2003 Share Posted June 7, 2003 Wildjedi sees Deac cooking sausages over Wilson and starts screaming and jumping. "I WANNA SAUSAGE!!!" he screams. Unfortunately, he jumps a little too high and hits his head on the ceiling, knocking him out for one post or until somebody(Deac) sticks a sausage in his mouth and pours water over his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 *Uses the ol' Jedi Mind Trick on the fuzz and tricks them into thinking Kookee's a tasty pastry, likewise, a donut.* Cops:"A DONUT!!!!! YAY!!!!!!" *They start gnawing on Kookee's cranium.* Kookee cannot move for 3 posts, or until he sends the fuzz to eat Wilson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Rythe Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 May I ask what i going on here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Originally posted by Death_Jedi "Noo You hurt TopShot" *Death runs up the sides of the walls then jumps off and kicks kookee across the face then pulls out a rocket launcher and blows him up for 2 posts* ((I didn't Mace him the fuzz did )) *Kookee, being a Crazed Sith, uses the Mind trick on the fuzz to send them gnawing at Wilson. As more fuzz comes in, Kookee Mind tricks on those...* *...Teh fuzz maces Death, 2 posts out * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Deac: Well, this barbecque is great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted June 8, 2003 Share Posted June 8, 2003 Pulls out a saucepan, oil and bacon. Sits up and extiguses himself. pours brandy over the fuzz making a nice mound and lights them, starts frying bacon, pulls out beans eggs ect and cooks a fryed breakfat. Serving some up for deac and topshot. Wilson: So deac.. hows life treatean you then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 Deac: Not bad. Pass the bacon. *Takes frying pan* You know, this fight's kinda slowing... *Hits Wilson on the head with the frying pan. Wilson's out for 2 posts* That outta speed things up., Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joetheeskimo Posted June 9, 2003 Share Posted June 9, 2003 "I'm getting confused here, I think Welmin's Cantina is better," Kilmor says, and runs out of the bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 10, 2003 Author Share Posted June 10, 2003 Stands on bar table and yells "Every1 Stop!" *then taps the wall and it crumbles into little pices* "NEW BAR!!!!!" *runs out of the bar and steals a car and drives to the 1st bar he comes along then jumps through the window and starts attacking the customers* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Topshot joins him, and runs off to the new bar, while stealing someone's baseball bat along the way, but is then chased by a million girls wanting a piece of him, and I mean really a piece of him! "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 10, 2003 Author Share Posted June 10, 2003 *looks at all the new goodies in the new bar and grabs one of the swords and runs out of the bar to meet topshot being chased by angry girls * (i wouldnt really do this in real life but im sad to do this) *Death slashes up all the girls and gives Topshot a piece of the girl, then falls on his knees and screams* "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" *then lots of girls start chasing him aswell into the bar, when topshot walks in he dosnt belive what he sees :P:P:P:P:D:D:D:* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Kookee: "How interesting... Deac, mind passing the Avatar?" *long pause* "Okay, it was a try" ** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 10, 2003 Share Posted June 10, 2003 Deac: No chance! To the Deacmobile! *The screen swirls, a large "D" moves close to the screen, then away. Deac is now seen pulling up at the new bar in a car with "D" spray painted on the bonnet.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Walks into old bar and sees food. Uses mind powers cause them to go to the new bar.Steals food before going to new bar and uses psychic powers to lift up a car and throw it at deac. Deac is out for 3 posts. laughs to self... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 *Kookee follows BongoBob. He sees his 'deed', and can't help but to smirk as well. But the fact is that Kookee can't stand competition... BongoBob had to go...* Kookee: "Hey kid, lookie here... No offence, but I have to do this..." *Kookee pulls out the Masamune and with a flash, Impales BongoBob.* Bongo's out for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Sits bleeding and unconcious, wondering why he didn't forsee that...and how he got that sword...that long @$$ sword... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo-LaGrande Posted June 11, 2003 Author Share Posted June 11, 2003 (Bongo you cant post for three posts...) *Death ziped up his pants and said* "ok girls now i must go" *he went to the new bar and grabed a horse shoe off the wall and took the rope of the keg of rum and tied it to the horse shoe and threw it at kookee knocking him on the head then pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots kookee blowing him up for 3 posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuuki Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 ((How ever you can post 'Out Of Character' )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deac Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Deac: Ok, maybe I deserved that... *Walks past Bongo's mangled corpse and tapes it to the ground* That'll learn you! Bongo is out for a further post *Enters bar. Sees crowds of women* Deac: Ummmm.......is this the right place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted June 11, 2003 Share Posted June 11, 2003 Wildjedi laughes at Deac. "Not for you!" Knocks Deac on the head, putting him out for one post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wilson Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 wilson wakes up, finshs food, pulls out a scoter and pushes it to the new bar, picks up a staple gun, sees BongoBob, staples bongo bob to the floor in 23 different places putting BongoBob out for yet another 3 posts. sees horde of girls, sees deac looking at horde of girls. Picks up novelty size beer can. Wilson: haha deac, there mine now!! hits deac over the head with novelty beer can sending deac out for 2 posts Runs toward genral vicinty of girls laughing very strangly.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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