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Topshot walks into the new bar and finds his buddy Deac lying on the ground in a corner. Then he looks to the crowd of women.

 

Topshot:"Ok, who knocked out my Jedi friend over there?"

 

Women:"Um, that guy!"

 

*Every girl in the bar points to Wilson.*

 

Topshot:"You're mine, Wilson!"

 

*Takes out the sledge hammer and smashes him around for 3 posts.*

 

Topshot:"That'll teach you a lesson not to fool around with my friends, compadre......"

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Damn man, what I do???Legato uses mind powers to grab the Masamune right out of his hands before pinning him and cutting his arm off.Kookee is out for 2 posts or someone gives him a potionSorry, but I shouldn't even still be here... Looks at wilson and says,"Just because I stole your food, you stapled me to the ground...you shouldn't have done that."Grabs the infamous nutcrackers and performs the infamous, "surgury"Wilsons out for 3 post or untill some one give him some genetillia replacements.:D"And deac, never ever under anycircumstances take a lacsitive and asleeping pill on the same night... or tape me to the floor." Uses mind powers to give deac a massive case of diahreah(sp?):DDeac is out for 3 posts or untill someone finds him some pepto bismal...

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