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What are some of everyones favorite things they're embarassed(sp?) about, and then why they are embarassed about it. I'll start.

I thouroghly enjoy legaly blonde and am counting down the days till the sequal comes out.

Why I'm embarassed about it-alot of people say its a chick flick(although in MOP, there's enough humor for everyone in it)

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I was a Chippendale's dancer for 5 years. That was pretty emb... shameful :(

 

I once told a girl I liked that I thought she "didn't look as fat as people say." This was my Soph year in highschool. She of course isn't fat, actually she's the type that worries about ever gaining 5 pounds (you know the type). I was trying to be smooth and make her and her friends giggle, but after saying that they did a 180 and shunned me for a couple days.

 

Pfffffttt..... chicks! j/k :p;)

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I am whipped.

 

gf:Jacob, can you do this for me, sweetie?

Me:you bet, angel

 

gf: Jacob, will you watch this movie with me? *holds up stupid chick flick*

me:Sure, honey. I'll get it started.

 

gf:Jacob, will you stand on your head and sing "yankee-doodle dandy?"

me:You bet, darling. *stands on head and sings "yankee-doodle dandy" *

 

It's pathetic. I mean, most guys do things for their gal anyway, but this is just way too pathetic, even for me. Well, I guess I am not "embaressed" about being whipped, I just get a hard time about it from family and friends. =)

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*makes appropriate whip sound*

 

If my girlfriend told me to stand on my head and sing Yankee Doodle Dandy i'd say "How about YOU stand on your head and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee!"

 

 

I was a Chippendale's dancer for 5 years. That was pretty emb... shameful

 

Woah, So...Chief must be pretty hot eh? Good money in stripping I hear...is that true?

 

I can't think of anything I'm embarassed about...I'll get back to you if I think of it.

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I am a security guard at a retirement center. Why do I do it? I get paid to sit on my ass and do whatever I want between rounds. Most of the time I fart around on my laptop, or do my homework. It is a nice quiet job, that requires no brainpower what so ever. And it pays for my college.

 

Why am I embarrassed? Because I am a "rent-a-cop" in a "retirement center"....:o

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In my first job I worked in an electrical store warehouse, and one day a woman asked for a specific type of tumble dryer (which we only had two of - unpackaged). When the order came to the warehouse I wrapped one up in bubble wrap and stuck it on the conveyor. Now to those who do not know about friction, bubble wrap is very slidy, and lo and behold it tumbled (ho ho :D) right down to the loading area. When I got there, a colleage had scooped it up and was having a rant for me not supporting the customers goods. I said "Come on, she's not going to f*cking notice her stupid tumble dryer fell down the conveyor" (rather loud as I was p*ssed off for getting a lecture) Then I steeped onto the shop floor to find none other than the customer with my manager (she had complained about 'obscene voices') looking rather 'unpleased'!

The best bit? The entire shop got to stand and watch me get a bollocking!

 

A wee bit of a red face ensued! :o :o :o

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Originally posted by Semicolon

Heh. My most embarassing moment was when a friend of mine d/l a porn flick and this guy was wearing a condom...and I was like, why is he wearing a rubber band??? ROFL....

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................

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I can name 152 Pokemon.... you can thank my little cousins for that.

 

I also had a mullet in the 80s (it was the thing back then).

 

I still have most of my G.I.Joe's. Oh wait, they're worth something now! :D

 

I have a green sweater my grandma knit me when I was a wee lad that says "Pookie-bear" on it.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Don't we all?

 

Ok, I thought of some.

1)My name. My honest to god full name. I hate it, and rather be called BongoBob.

2) I can still name the original 151 pokemon by outline alone.

3)I watch Nick Jr(even when my little bro robbie isn't home) and I'm 14. Jeez, i'm pathetic.

 

PS:Mike, I f you ever call me by my full name or even family nickname, you will die.

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