National anthem for Aresen

[Zoom Rabbit]

We should have an official 'Aresen Imperial Anthem' that we can sing loudly at drunken parties or mutter to ourselves on crowded buses for strangers to overhear. If we ever have Imperial Court functions, it would also be nice to have our own preselected music to drown out the screams of the unwitting.

 

This is my submission. The first couple of lines have been in my sig for a few days.

 

Aresen Anthem, Rabbit Version

 

Aresen, my Aresen,

Home of the drunken brave...

We all live in Aresen,

Where monkeys don't behave!

 

Dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum, dum-dum-da-dum!

Something yadda yippee skippy something Uprio!

 

Aresen, in Aresen,

We all fly big machines!

You best fear my Aresen...

We're armed, wasted, and we're mean!

 

Dum-da-dum, dum-da-dum, dum-dum-da-dum!

Nixon slobber thrash the whole sky nice kitty Oreo!

 

Aresen...my Are-sen...

Nobody here is named Dave.

Yay!

 

What can I say? Rhyme never was my art form...

[Redwing]

"I be an Retarded" by They Might Be Giants.

 

Seriously tho, we've tried this in the past and the idea got brutally crushed into the dirt.

[Surfnshannon]

you are very bored aren't you zoom?

[Zoom Rabbit]

I voted for 'Freebird.'

 

[Lynk Former]

Zoomie's still smokin that Jay of his XD

[Surfnshannon]

I pledge alliagence to Areson of the Lucas forums Network

And to the Republic for which it stands

One Forum, under craken

With Liberty and Spam for all.

[edlib]

"Toads Of The Short Forest" - Frank Zappa (I just like the title)

"The Idiot Bastard Son" - Zappa again

 

Or maybe:

 

"Star Wars Won't Work" - also Zappa

 

[Ray Jones]

*wu tang song phrase*

"raw we give it to ya we're no trivia, we're like cocain straight from bolivia .."

 

 

no. really .. i'll have to rethink it. a complete own may be better for us..

 

 

*gets shot by columbian pushers*

[Rogue15]

Psycho by System of a Down

 

or Liberate by Disturbed.

[Clefo]

"Smoke Two Joints" by Sublime

[Reclaimer]

A How about we don't and say did. I serously mean it.

[Captain Wilson]

Originally posted by Rogue15

Psycho by System of a Down

i go with Psycho....or mabey suger-System of a Down

[Ray Jones]

hey.. that sounds good zoom.. let's change the beat a bit..

 

aresen oh aresen, we never go to paris man, nor are we jealous of your slang, you might be ten, but we will stand, we're the monkeys over from aresen

 

aresen oh aresen, we take you all for breakfast and, make your face our fisttestrange friend, from all above straight down to them, we strike for our aresen

 

aresen oh aresen, we'll be your voice to tell all them, we chose our choice so let it then, we're armed wasted and were mean, you better fear our aresen

 

 

[very inspired by ZOOM's aresen anthem, rabbit version]

 

 

[Zoom Rabbit]

*(Ignores Reclaimer.)*

 

No one else likes 'Freebird?' What's wrong with you people...?

 

Let's take another look at what STTCT has written:

 

I pledge allegiance to Aresen of the Lucasforums Network,

And to the Republic for which it stands--

One forum, under Cracken,

With liberty and spam for all.

 

(I cleaned it up a bit. You don't mind, do you? I edited on the school paper when I was young, so...)

 

Not exactly a national anthem, but more like a 'Pledge of Allegiance.' I would propose the following change and re-name it the 'Aresen Pledge of Malfeasance.'

 

I pledge allegiance to Aresen of Lucasforums,

And to the beer can that is in my hand--

One forum, under Cracken,

With liberty and spam for all.

 

Good people of Aresen, what say ye we adopt this pledge? Yea or nay. (Reclaimer's vote will probably not be counted.)

[Ray Jones]

*ehem*

 

(look up, zoom)

[Reclaimer]

No how about from Queen Another One Bites the Dust-

 

Are you a spamer? Are you ready to spam?

 

Are you ready to spam tonight? On the internet to the fourms,

 

to the sound of the modems.

 

Spam Spam Spam, Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam.

[Kuuki]

THE LUMBERJACK SONG!!

 

THE LUMBERJACK SONG!!!!

 

XD

[Ikhnaton]

don't make me smack you all around with the reality check stick again.

[Kuuki]

Enlighten me

 

*cowers in fear*

[Kjølen]

I made a Yankee Doodle one a long time ago but Ike killed it with "why does it need one"

 

How about these:

Sanitarium by Metallica

Irish Drinking Song by Flogging Molly

or maybe I'm confused with "Pirate Song" by Flogging Molly

[Lynk Former]

Originally posted by Ikhnaton

don't make me smack you all around with the reality check stick again.

 

i'll help

[Philocleon]

Originally posted by edlib

"Toads Of The Short Forest" - Frank Zappa (I just like the title)

"The Idiot Bastard Son" - Zappa again

 

Or maybe:

 

"Star Wars Won't Work" - also Zappa

 

 

 

Geez Ed, you pretty much beat me to it as far as Zappa tunes go. But I'll see what I can come up with. *digs through his Zappa archives* Well the best I can come up with are I'm The Slime and The Torture Never Stops

[ZBomber]

We should use the Mentos Freshener song, or a extremely catchy Pop mUsic song... ehheheehe....

[Zoom Rabbit]

You're absolutely right, Ike. That is pretty unrealistic. I'll fix it immediately...

 

I pledge allegiance to Aresen of Lucasforums,

And to the beer can that is in my hand--

One forum, under Ikhnaton,

With liberty and spam for all.

 

Much better. *(Nods.)*

[Ray Jones]

you ignore my song ..

 

*cries*

i worked so hard..!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*goes off to suicide bridge*