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I became a Sarlac last weekend!


Jenny Chen

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I spent last weekend with a few friends on a beach near Beijing. On the beach, they dug a hole in the most frequented place, put me at the bottom and "buried" me with some sand (too much sand would make me unable to breathe), then walked away and sat in the distance to see what would happen.

 

Half an hour later, a girl fell into the hole and was surprised to see me there; Then a boy stepped on me and was scared by my instinctive jerk. A few more minutes passed, a young man walked by. I stretched out a hand, grabbed his ankle, and he fell screaming. Later, a group of boys and girls sat down in a circle beside the hole. I touched the bottom of a boy's feet with a finger. The boy itched and jumped up!

 

It's a pity that I don't have tenacles! Heheheh!

:D:p

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Originally posted by Father Torque

Yep this deffinently belongs in tye swamp.

 

It would have been so fun to see that :p. I gotta try that sometime. What did the girl do when she feel in? I can imagine the look on the guys face when you touched his foot:p .:D

 

Now take this thread away at once. :)

 

 

 

 

 

Alwyas wanted to say that :p

 

:lol:

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**Slowly lowers his head as a faint glow eminates out from the center of Andy867's body and as he looks up, there is a hint of yellow in his eyes as he gazes towards the "I became a Sarlac last weekend!" thread and then with a flash of light, the thread is displaced from the Jedi Outcast Forum, only to rematerialize in Yoda's Swamp... The yellow eyes of Andy867 die away to reveal his natural blue eyes**

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I do not even know you and I found this post funny,

and not a waste of time. (however I have no life)

because it is Star wars related, it belongs in the swamp

because it is funny or weird or whatever it belongs here

because you are a lucas forums member you and your post

both belong here. *I personally would make a terrible mod.*

 

in my world, bad posts only include:

 

racial profiling and hate crimes

sexual discrimination

religious, cultural and political naiviette

outright Dis'ing and Flaming

and posts which feature nothing but smileys

 

I read thread captions

I go into them, sometimes I find

the thread or post to be something

I do not know, or care about, or whatever

and at 56k you shrug and go eeesh

and move on to another post.

 

anyhow much to much seriousness for such a whimsical

and amusing topic such as this. 'long live the sarlac!'

and Jenny I hope you don't grow tentacles,

it's an X Y kind of thing. :D

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