Boba Rhett Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Go HERE and drinketh heartily of the abundant amusement. Feel free to post what you think you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I believe that I best fit Kung-Fu Master: Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I think I am a Big Cat Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows. TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I am TOXIC GRANNY Warriors often underestimate Toxic Granny's fighting abilities. She can be very aggressive, and because of the deference paid to the elderly, not only does Toxic Granny easily attract allies to aid in her defense, but her foes are reluctant to employ their strongest weapons against her. Prudent Warriors avoid confrontations with Toxic Granny because there is no glory in victory and defeat at her hands is ignominious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Blackadder Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by Tie 23 I think I am a Big Cat Yeah, me too... with a touch of Jeykl & Hyde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 i want to be a kung-fu master... but i think i'm more of a loopy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agen Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Grenade isn't actually a Warrior, per se, but he is an ordnance so widely employed by combatants that no Flame Warriors guide would be complete without mentioning him. When lobbed into a discussion forum Grenade instantly reduces any semblance of reasonable discourse to smoking rubble and sets in motion the forces of war. Grenade can be loaded with different explosives depending on the forum, but some common detonating materials are Clinton, gun control, homosexuality, Reagan, abortion, taxes, conspiracy theory, the NEA, welfare reform, etc. When beleaguered and facing certain defeat a Warrior can deflect even the most determined attack by triggering a diversionary explosion. Grenade is a particularly destructive weapon when wielded by Evil Clown, Issues, Troglodyte and even Weenie, but almost any Warrior can use it to gain a temporary strategic advantage. Grenade is the preferred weapon of Troller and L'Enfant Provocateur. Eagle Scout has been known to throw himself upon Grenade to save the forum. It fits just almost as good as but so does http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame21.html THE SPOON is obviously It was a peaceful and productive forum; lively, congenial and a bounteous source of useful information. Then one day, completely without warning, Godzilla arose from the depths and blew his scalding breath on everything in his path. A phalanx of Warriors mobilized to attack the monster, only to be crushed like so many toy tanks under Godzilla's mighty feet. Godzilla soon reduced the forum to searing and consuming flames. Just as abruptly, he rumbled back beneath the waves, leaving all to tremble in fear of his return. Net life would never be the same. Sadly, many netizens who survive a Godzilla attack will become Xenophobes. There ya go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reb Starblazer Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Lurker does not participate in normal forum discourse, but he's out there...watching, reading every message. Generally, he is quite harmless. In fact, his silence usually reflects a natural reticence rather than any sinister motives. He is content to let the other people haul the conversational freight and, if a fight breaks out he will observe quietly. Occasionally, however, some mysterious impulse drives him to de-lurk and attack. Other Warriors regard his unexpected assault as an ambush, and invariably turn on him savagely. But Lurker seldom sticks around to fight it out, rather, after a brief exchange, he slips away, never to be heard from again. Bet you never saw that coming, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
>Steed, John Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I am an individualist. You cannot really classify me alongside anyone else. Therefore, Boba Rhett, although I know you mean well, this website is useless for me. Thank you, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XERXES Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 not sure really, there needs to be some type of quiz that assigns you the most appropriate one. I'll read em all after I get outta the shower and eat brefas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckcsaber Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 I'm not sure what I am, but I know there are a few grunter's around here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Gnarly Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Im Innocence Abused I've spotted alot of grunter's also. Oh my god its REB!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obi Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Behold OBI! I'm the big dog, btw. Anyone else wants to be "me too," the position is open. I had to fire my other me-too because he wanted free parking. Whats up with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacco Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I would say a rebel leader to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gorganfloss Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame58.html I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vestril Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I wish I could pretend I was something else... For Tireless Rebutter there is no such thing as a trivial dispute. He regards all challenges as if the barbarians were battering at the gates. His unflagging tenacity in making his points numbs and eventually wears down the opposition. Confident that his arguments are sound, Tireless Rebutter can't understand why he is universally loathed. --edit-- he even looks a little like me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Rebel Without a Clue... Sadly... And Steed, its for fun you nay sayer. Quit fienin for tea and live a lil' american style, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I AM THE KUNG FU MASTER!!! Muahahahahhahahahaha! im good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 No you're the Batman:p I would consider my self the psychopathic music makin psycho of the swamp. And I know, I said psycho twice! THAT'S BECAUSE I'M PSYCHO! Ninjas with afros, egads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Torque Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 I think i am the peacemaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklighter Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 Bliss Ninny doesn't understand why people just can't get along. While it is entirely unintentional, Bliss Ninny's utterly vacuous comments can drive the more pugnacious Warriors into a frenzy of aggression. Often in the heat of battle Bliss Ninny will discuss her cat. Scarily, it's the one that describes me best o.O; XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 i'm a Jedi Master! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted October 5, 2003 Share Posted October 5, 2003 Everyone will mostly agree with this. Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions and makes it his mission to see to it that everyone behaves. While he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally rather slow to anger. Nanny rarely wades into pitched battles, rather he simply pulls the plug on combatants. Often Nanny becomes the unwitting ally to the intrigues of Rat and Crybaby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 Originally posted by Jed Everyone will mostly agree with this. Nanny tirelessly monitors forum discussions and makes it his mission to see to it that everyone behaves. While he is quick to admonish for off-topic messages and petty squabbling, he is generally rather slow to anger. Nanny rarely wades into pitched battles, rather he simply pulls the plug on combatants. Often Nanny becomes the unwitting ally to the intrigues of Rat and Crybaby. Hell yeh to that! I don't know what I am. Some strange perverted geek, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitedragon Posted October 6, 2003 Share Posted October 6, 2003 oh i definitly a BONG Does the writer seems to babble on and on? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is this guy talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and placidly tethered in high orbit Bong remains far beyond the reach of the even the most powerful Warriors' weaponry. kinda looks like me lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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