Reaper Girl Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Is the glass half full? Half empty? Not sure? Or did you order a cheeseburger?* *so stolen from the Far Side. Just do the damm poll... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 The glass is too big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cheat Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 i say half full always lok on the bright side of life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I wont say it again, I ordered a cheeseburger, and I want it now, damnit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legameboy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Half-empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 For the love of - I wanted chicken strips! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neverhoodian Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I ordered the Super-Duper-Bacon-Combo-Chedder-Onion-Ring-Mayonnaise-Slathered-Lip-Smackin'-Artery-Cloggin'-He-Man triple cheeseburger, dangit! Supersized, of course, with jumbo fries and tarter dipping sauce. (Since it's to go, I'll get a soda at home. That way, it'll be completely full) ...Aw man, now I'm hungry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoguePhotonic Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 MMMM cheeseburger UHAAAAAGGGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I don't get it...Is it one of those "you had to be there" things? Who the hell orders a cheeseburger and crams it in a glass, anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jared Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by CapNColostomy I don't get it....Who the hell orders a cheeseburger and crams it in a glass, anyways? you're joking right? *crickets chirp in backround* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Yeah. You actually had to ask? *Crickets stop chirping, and begin attacking you in the foreground.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Neverhoodian I ordered the Super-Duper-Bacon-Combo-Chedder-Onion-Ring-Mayonnaise-Slathered-Lip-Smackin'-Artery-Cloggin'-He-Man triple cheeseburger, dangit! Supersized, of course, with jumbo fries and tarter dipping sauce. (Since it's to go, I'll get a soda at home. That way, it'll be completely full) ...Aw man, now I'm hungry! you think your hungry now? Just take a stroll to the chicken thread:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hmmmmmmm this seems to... be all the rage tonight. Odd. Oh Gary Larson, how we love thee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Friggin' hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Yoda! *realizes there is no Yoda option on this poll* Er... excuse me! *runs out of the room* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 cheeseburger… that involves cheese, right? im nervous.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Nest Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 "Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!" Er..... Wheres my fries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Druid Bremen Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 ... Can't you see it? The fries are in your mouth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sivy Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 i say half-full, because i''m that sort of guy. i would say cheeseburger, but i had a 1/2 pounder cheeseburger with extra bacon last night, so i'm not in the mood for it atm.. maybe in like 5 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 'Is the glass half empty, or half full?' Neo: There is no glass. Terminator: Give me your glass! President Bush: Whether or not the glass is empty isn't the question--it's about maintaining our overseas interests to ensure the water supply for generations to come. Buddha: Thirst for emptiness, then empty yourself of thirst. Bin Laden: Tremble in fear of the glass no longer being full, infidel, for the jihad of dehydration is upon you! Keith Richards: I just keep drinking until there are two glasses. Some kid behind the counter at McDonald's: You want fries with that? ...Anyway, I voted for Martha Stewart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alegis Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 there is no spoon, thus there is no moon. Thus something with the earth goes wrong and a giant laser destroys the glass, but cheeseburgers remain intact. Speaking of burgers, where is mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Cheeseburger. I suppose that's Dana starring in a Roger and Hammerstein musical. *eep* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 Hey! I ordered a meat pie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 3, 2003 Share Posted December 3, 2003 I ordered a cheezeburger what a surprise cheezeburgers are good I can't open my right eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pad Posted December 4, 2003 Share Posted December 4, 2003 VINCENT Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is. JULES What'd they call it? VINCENT Royale with Cheese. JULES (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. JULES What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES What? VINCENT Mayonnaise. JULES Goddamn! VINCENT I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they ****in' drown 'em in it. JULES Uuccch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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