Reaper Girl Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Is the glass half full? Half empty? Not sure? Or did you order a cheeseburger?* *so stolen from the Far Side. Just do the damm poll...
The Cheat Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 i say half full always lok on the bright side of life
Jared Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 I wont say it again, I ordered a cheeseburger, and I want it now, damnit.
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 For the love of - I wanted chicken strips!
Neverhoodian Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 I ordered the Super-Duper-Bacon-Combo-Chedder-Onion-Ring-Mayonnaise-Slathered-Lip-Smackin'-Artery-Cloggin'-He-Man triple cheeseburger, dangit! Supersized, of course, with jumbo fries and tarter dipping sauce. (Since it's to go, I'll get a soda at home. That way, it'll be completely full) ...Aw man, now I'm hungry!
CapNColostomy Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 I don't get it...Is it one of those "you had to be there" things? Who the hell orders a cheeseburger and crams it in a glass, anyways?
Jared Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by CapNColostomy I don't get it....Who the hell orders a cheeseburger and crams it in a glass, anyways? you're joking right? *crickets chirp in backround*
CapNColostomy Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Yeah. You actually had to ask? *Crickets stop chirping, and begin attacking you in the foreground.*
IG-64 Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Neverhoodian I ordered the Super-Duper-Bacon-Combo-Chedder-Onion-Ring-Mayonnaise-Slathered-Lip-Smackin'-Artery-Cloggin'-He-Man triple cheeseburger, dangit! Supersized, of course, with jumbo fries and tarter dipping sauce. (Since it's to go, I'll get a soda at home. That way, it'll be completely full) ...Aw man, now I'm hungry! you think your hungry now? Just take a stroll to the chicken thread:p
Boba Rhett Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Hmmmmmmm this seems to... be all the rage tonight. Odd. Oh Gary Larson, how we love thee.
CapNColostomy Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Originally posted by Boba Rhett Friggin' hilarious.
Darth Groovy Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Yoda! *realizes there is no Yoda option on this poll* Er... excuse me! *runs out of the room*
Hermie Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 cheeseburger… that involves cheese, right? im nervous....
Crow_Nest Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 "Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!" Er..... Wheres my fries?
Druid Bremen Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 ... Can't you see it? The fries are in your mouth!
Sivy Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 i say half-full, because i''m that sort of guy. i would say cheeseburger, but i had a 1/2 pounder cheeseburger with extra bacon last night, so i'm not in the mood for it atm.. maybe in like 5 minutes
Zoom Rabbit Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 'Is the glass half empty, or half full?' Neo: There is no glass. Terminator: Give me your glass! President Bush: Whether or not the glass is empty isn't the question--it's about maintaining our overseas interests to ensure the water supply for generations to come. Buddha: Thirst for emptiness, then empty yourself of thirst. Bin Laden: Tremble in fear of the glass no longer being full, infidel, for the jihad of dehydration is upon you! Keith Richards: I just keep drinking until there are two glasses. Some kid behind the counter at McDonald's: You want fries with that? ...Anyway, I voted for Martha Stewart.
Alegis Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 there is no spoon, thus there is no moon. Thus something with the earth goes wrong and a giant laser destroys the glass, but cheeseburgers remain intact. Speaking of burgers, where is mine?
Alia Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 Cheeseburger. I suppose that's Dana starring in a Roger and Hammerstein musical. *eep*
IG-64 Posted December 3, 2003 Posted December 3, 2003 I ordered a cheezeburger what a surprise cheezeburgers are good I can't open my right eye
Pad Posted December 4, 2003 Posted December 4, 2003 VINCENT Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is. JULES What'd they call it? VINCENT Royale with Cheese. JULES (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. JULES What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES What? VINCENT Mayonnaise. JULES Goddamn! VINCENT I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they ****in' drown 'em in it. JULES Uuccch!
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