BongoBob Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I am sorry if this should be in the academy forums or in the Valley, but I want experiences from all games. Mine: JKII:Some bastards kicked me for using lightning. Use absorb jackwholes Today in JA:I was playin at my cousins house and there was noone playing no force saber only FFA. So I join a full force full weapons game. I start playing, and there is this one a-hole that would'nt use his saber at all, while everyone else was playing sabers only basically(aka, using guns once in a blue moon). So at the very end I say, "Learn to use at least non cheap weapons!" All of a sudden everyone gets pissed off at me. This one dude said(warning, vulgarity ahead)... You sucked my dick, you ****ed me up the ass, you're a horse raper!, etc, etc They kept voting to kick me, but for some strange reason, even when the vote was 5-1, the vote still didn't pass. So right as I had to go, I said to him(see above warning)... You said that I sucked yur dick, and that I ****ed you up the ass, well thats not right. As I recall, you would have to grow one before I could do those things. Now goodbye to the one person on here that kept voting no, and to everyone that said I was a dick, especially you Eubs, a big, STFU! Please share your experiences with lamers or assholes on any online game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 You didn't vote no for yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokemaster Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 This one time at band camp... Oh, wrong thread. Anyway, one time I was playing CTF, but there was this one guy on my team who kept T-King everyone, so I said "could you please not do that" and guess what? HE WAS THE FREAKING HOST! then I got kicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi Luke Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I'll tell you one that happened to me last week. (I'll think of more later). I went to a server that had the Kotor flight school map. I joined the server and there were about 4 players on it. Now this server was very very very laggy. I kept on ending up on the bottom of the map, (still alive). After about 10 mins, I said "Is someone doing anything to stop the lag?", just a normal question, i wasn't pissed or anything. 5 seconds later they started voting to kick me. I left before they could however saying: (vulgarity in spoiler) "Screw you all cuban c@ck smokers and chicken f@$%^*s!! Get a real server! It's no wonder there are only few players on the server! Kiss my @$$ f@$%^*s!! I'll think of more later. The language won't be as bad as this. This one just pissed me more than ever!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpTheHotrod Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I was on a server... 6 clan members vs my team...cept I had the flag. For 20 min they couldnt kill me....so eventually when 5 of them were grouped up on me, they unbound all of my controls so I couldnt move, killed me, then bragged how easy I was to kill. They continued doing it for awhile until I left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Killed someone with saber down. Guess they shouldn't have had saber down. As vader sadi it is unwise to lower your defensive weapon or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Bah, lots of people whine on KOTOR Flight School. I've been vote-kicked once and been whined at several other times. Of course they make up silly rules: "d00dz! $hu++al r taxi! no sh00t!" (It's good for mines though!) "lamer i wuz on teh ground" (If you can take damage on the ground, you will get damaged by me.) "lamer" (In reference when I Force Pull them and they fall!) "no skilll lamr! dont shoot people walking!" (I'd shoot them or run them over! Fun! Funny when someone just spawns, run them over and then watch them fly away!) But what I don't understand is why would people sit at the bottom and wait for someone to come, if they could jump a few times, die, and respawn with full health and twenty-five shields, they would get up there much quicker than waiting for someone to come down... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I stopped playing JA MP after 2 games beause: First Game: FFA: I was setting everything up, and there was this stupid guy there. This is what happened: "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im setting everything up" "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im new" "fight me or i will kill you" "wait!" *he sliced my head off* *I finished setting up, and left* Second Game: CTF: I'm on red team, blue team has a bunch of annoying scum fat guys (Rax Joris, Reelo) that use force speed to get the flag I really dislike MP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Fisher Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 I really haven't been lamed at all, but there is the time when an arsehole comes onto a duel server that I'm on, and kills anyone, at anytime. Ticks me off, and there isn't any voting, so we have to leave or endure it. I've told some off(without the use of any language) and they shut up. Real quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elijah Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Im a lammer where ever I go, unless its private CTF server... RP, how does one go about unbinding all your keys? to my knowledge, that isnt exactly yo can do from a server comming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mex Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 When someone starts to lame me I forget everything else and hunt them down. "It begins." *Terminator music* So, I havent had much lamer experiences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 Originally posted by Michaelmexp When someone starts to lame me I forget everything else and hunt them down. "It begins." *Terminator music* So, I havent had much lamer experiences. LOL yeah but when there is mods in JO they can freeze you so you can't move or they just boot you if no mods. Don't you hate those mod options. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted December 13, 2003 Author Share Posted December 13, 2003 IG, I understand, some people are just asses. Don't let that ruin MP for ya Man, those are some real arses! I tried to find that one kid Eubs or whatever his stupid name was. I couldn't. It was like he was a frickin you know what and was just saying these things and wasn't fighting me. I asked him to duel me. Win, I leave. Lose, everyone STFU. He never answered. I asked him about it again, still no answer. I finally said that he's too scared to fight me. He replied with another vote. And Everyone on there was stupid a feck because I was the only one who caught on to the fact that even if it was 100:1, I Still stayed. Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted December 13, 2003 Share Posted December 13, 2003 well, i don't have internet on gaming comp anymore/yet so thats blown out the window Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Originally posted by IG-64 Second Game: CTF: I'm on red team, blue team has a bunch of annoying scum fat guys (Rax Joris, Reelo) that use force speed to get the flag I really dislike MP soooo whats wrong with using speed to get the flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterSidious Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Don't hate MP. When you're lamed, just lame right back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 I dont play many video games online...so I dont really have to put up with lamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesla Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 Well considering the fact i play Duel or Power Duel instead of FFA, you don't meet many people screaming "lamer n00b" and stuff like that. And most FFA servers i got to have people standing around with sabers off and chatting....so i leave and go to a duel server...people have real skill on these servers. My Online Name is - -=[DK]=-Tesla I'm in the Dark Knights clan, visit us @ http://www.dknights.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_PerfectAgent_ Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by IG-64 I stopped playing JA MP after 2 games beause: First Game: FFA: I was setting everything up, and there was this stupid guy there. This is what happened: "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im setting everything up" "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im new" "fight me or i will kill you" "wait!" *he sliced my head off* *I finished setting up, and left* It's not like you get a penalty for dying. Just click and respawn with fill health and twenty-five shields. Just set everything up before you spawn, such as in spectator mode when you just joined. Second Game: CTF: I'm on red team, blue team has a bunch of annoying scum fat guys (Rax Joris, Reelo) that use force speed to get the flag What's wrong with using force speed to get to the flag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad Blackrose Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by RpTheHotrod I was on a server... 6 clan members vs my team...cept I had the flag. For 20 min they couldnt kill me....so eventually when 5 of them were grouped up on me, they unbound all of my controls so I couldnt move, killed me, then bragged how easy I was to kill. They continued doing it for awhile until I left. You can stop this from ever happening again in three easy steps. First, go into the properties of your MP config, and make it read-only. Then, when you get into a game, bring down console, and type "exec JKIIMPconfig.cfg" immediately so it retains it in your console memory. When the spam starts, bring down your console, immediately rename yourself, and continue executing the configuration script. Even better, create text spam cfgs, and mix that up in your name changes and configuration switches. That usually ****s them over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jo Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Originally posted by DarkLord60 Killed someone with saber down. Guess they shouldn't have had saber down. As vader sadi it is unwise to lower your defensive weapon or something like that. really hope that was a joke, talk about lamer, saber down means im AFK, or peace sign...but, i'm probably missing the sarcasm and humor here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khier Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119796 http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119084 http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119194 Take a gander. There are many more threads like these in the Jedi Academy forum. Oh and prepare to be flamed by he who flames best.....Rad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad Blackrose Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 I'll let him talk a little bit more before I break my leg off in his rectal area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkLord60 Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Originally posted by MasterJo really hope that was a joke, talk about lamer, saber down means im AFK, or peace sign...but, i'm probably missing the sarcasm and humor here Haha I know that was one of your clans rule a real lamer experience was when I killed the guy in the lead who of course happened to be the host so he froze me with Admin in a mod and started killing me over and over each time I would respawn I would stay frozen and he would find me. What an arse. Anyway the saber thing actually happened to me I was killed saber down and I said AFK and they claimed I was just being a sore loser and a whinner. Infact I really didn't care I had most kills in that game anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExcelsioN Posted December 16, 2003 Share Posted December 16, 2003 Lol. Lamers. You cant escape 'em. JA - I was playing on a server once when this player (who's name I will say because so many n00bs use it, Padawan) decided that he would force push me when I was changing my saber options (Ok, I know I should do that when I'm dead and all, I'm strongly anti-honor code). I just called him and idiot (as I often do to lamers) and carried on playing. Then I saw a vote attempting to kick me from the server. That made me real mad. I started hunting him down and killing him (and no one else). After several failed attempts to kick me (with results of about Yes:1 No:8) he left out of frustration. I laughed. Wolfenstein: ET - This made me proper angry. This player tk'ed me with the flamethrower (on purpose), so I just went and did the same back to him. After being called a n00b and insulted, he decided to kick me saying "Come on, he's ruining our game". Realising that I wasn't wanted, I left the server. But not without a kind thankyou letter. About how I hated them, how they should go rot in hell and how they are f****** ruining this game. I've never played ET since. Ahh the joys of laming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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