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Surfnshannon

By Surfnshannon
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Pick a date  

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  1. 1. Pick a date

    • She's actually wears a size 14 in pants but you cant see that much.
      7
    • Spaced out Blonde Chick with her hair plastered to her head.
      4
    • The woman who has never seen daylight.
      5
    • The chick with the big nose from My Big Fat Greek Wedding
      3
    • I'm a girl or I'm gay and therefore I want Johnny Depp
      4

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txa1265 Newbie

txa1265

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Hmmm ...

 

The last time I had to ask a girl on a date, George Bush was president and there was war in Afghanistan ... with the Soviets! I asked her, but she had tickets to Shakespeare in the park - we met in the airport (I was on a business trip) and it was a very wholesome time.

 

The last time a girl asked me on a date, it was the same week, same trip, and she looked like girl #2 and ... it was quite an ego boosting experience.

 

Soon after my best friend became my girlfriend became my fiance became my wife, and 11.5 years later ...

 

... I would never ask a girl out based on looks alone. Seriously, I'm just not that kind of person.

 

Mike

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txa1265 Newbie

txa1265

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Originally posted by leXX

I so wan't Johnny Depp, and you can throw in Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom for good measure.

My wife loves Orlando Bloom - when we went to seee Pirates she whispered 'there's my little blond elf!' :)

 

Mike

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El Sitherino Newbie

El Sitherino

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Originally posted by leXX

Tell your wife she can't have him, he's all mine! ;)

 

I saw ROTK yesterday (about bloody time), and when Logolas took out that Mumakil all by himself, I almost wet myself! :eek:

why do i find that... nvm.

<_< the chick with the big nose in MBFGW wasn't bad, just a big ass nose. But uhh... I'll take Johnny Depp. >_> what? he's.... very nice looking :( wish I could look that good when I turn forty.

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•-BLaCKouT-• Newbie

•-BLaCKouT-•

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Hmmm, chicks who avoid sunlight are cool... Always had a thing for Goths :naughty:

 

That said, number 3 does look a little pasty. And she's grinning like a bunny-boiler, too.

Hell, I may as well pick her - I seem to attract them anyways.

 

:pB.

 

EDIT: Oh, and you do realise don'tcha, that putting mingers in the advert is going to attract clicks like a "download virus here" button? :xp:

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I dont like none of them I tellz ya ! All waaay too skinny ! :p

 

us southern europeans like our women *shapely*

(nb. yes, astro lives in Ozstralia, but is of southern european heritage...)

 

plus a she gotta back some back ! *remembering sir-mix-alot song*

 

 

MTFBWYA

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Master_Keralys

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All ugly. Trust me, some of the girls I know at school make those ones look like rats. I too like curves: slender, but with curves. Astro, I will say you have odd songs stuck in your head...

 

Screw Orlando Bloom! He's an idiot! He can't act! -realizes that that was probably the wrong way to put that with as many psycho girls in the room as there are...

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