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I'm your huckleberry - Val Kilmer playing Doc Holiday in Tombstone

 

Now hit me! - Lawrence Fishburne playing Morpheus in Matrix

 

Why can't you be a good little boy and just die! - Sean Bean as Alec in Goldeneye

 

I must be dreaming... - Sean Connery as James Bond in Goldfinger

 

We're in the pipe five by five. - random dude in Aliens

 

Yipeekayiya m***** f*****! - Bruce Willis in DieHard

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Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun. -- Ash, Army of Darkness

 

Do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Die!

-- James Bond & Goldfinger, Goldfinger

 

You're saying that I can dodge bullets?

No, I'm saying that when you're ready...you won't have to.

-- Neo & Morpheus, The Matrix

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Originally posted by DarkLord60

"He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.". - Alec guinness

 

 

Isn't that what Obi said???? :confused:

 

Anyways:

 

But why is the rum gone!? - Johnny Depp playing Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

 

Edit: LOL nm i didn't know that alec guiness played obi won

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Who makes all of these?

I DO! And I practice with them 3 hours a day!

You need a girl mate. Or is that you've already met a girl but are otherwise incappable of woeing said strupet. You're not a unick, are you?

 

STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!

 

NO NO NO!! What - what are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the rum!?

Yes, the rum is gone.

Why is the rum gone?!

 

Mostly Jack Sparrow, fill in the blanks where needed.

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"who is the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him"- obi wan, star wars.

"are you gonna bark all day little doggy...or are you gonna bight"- vic vega, resavoir dogs.

"this definately rates about a 9.0 on my wierd sh*t o'meter" - agent J, men in black.

"if you kill me in a dream you better wake up and apologize" - Mr. white, resavoir dogs.

"when gone am i, the last of the jedi you will be" - yoda, Return of the Jedi.

 

thats all i can think of right now.

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"Save your pity for the weak!" - Shang Stu

"Stick around" -Arnold

"Aste Lavista... Baby" - Arnold

"If you hadn't been so shelfish your little girlfriend's death would have been quick and painless, but now that you just really pissed me off, I'm gonna finish her... nice and slow" -Green Goblin

"Burn in Hell.. HAHAHA" -Darkman

"What we do now?" "Let's just stay here and see what happens..." -Childs and Mcready in THE THING

"Dodge this." -Trinity in The Matrix

"Game over man! Game over!" - Hicks I think in Aliens

"Why won't you die" - Freddy trying to kill Jason.

"Wanna know how to tell you the arch Nemesis is, david? He's the exact opposite of the hero!" - Elijha in Unbreakable

"King Kong ain't got *@!$ on me!" - Training Day

"King Kong ain't got nothing on me!" - B-Rad in Malibu's Most Wanted

"Didn't even buy me a drink" - Hellboy

"Justice" - DareDevil

" Puny Human" - Hulk

" Vengence, not vengence... It's punishment!" - The Punisher

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"There's children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads. They're busy building toys, and absolutely no one's dead. " -Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

 

"Sandy Claws? But you don't have claws at all! You have hands!" -Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

 

"Truth is appearance, but appearance isn't always truth." Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

 

"Does that include a bullet from this gun?" Morpheus, The Matrix Reloaded

 

"Before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. I don't think it would be snowing now if he weren't still up there. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it." -Kim Boggs, Edward Scissorhands

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ooh i like i like....goes to movie cabinet to look for more ideas

 

 

You should get out more - Jim Caviezel in Counte of Monte Cristo

 

It came with a black man, but he kept getting pulled over - Will Smith as Agent J in MIBII

 

You, drive! You, lighten up! You, big trouble! - Brendan Fraser in Mummy II

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Originally posted by --ZeeMan--

Isn't that what Obi said???? :confused:

 

Anyways:

 

But why is the rum gone!? - Johnny Depp playing Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean

 

Edit: LOL nm i didn't know that alec guiness played obi won

 

*points and laughs*

 

 

G

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Funny, I saw a commercial for some light crisp potato chip snack thing last night that started with the line 'the word is teNTacles, and I don't think there are any Octopus in here'

 

... anyone get the reference to one of my all-time fave movies?

 

Better Off Dead (1985)

- That, how you say - 'Lunkhead' is a sex maniac ... he keeps putting his testicles all over me ...

- His what?!?

- His testicles, you know, octopus, testicles?

- Oh ... you mean teNTacles, it's NT, teNTacles ... big difference ...

 

From the movie that brought you Johnny the psycho paperboy

- Two dollars ... I want my two dollars

- Sorry Johnny, don't have a dime

- Didn't ask for a dime ... two dollars

 

:D

 

Mike

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Man just doesn't take a hint- Alec in GoldenEye

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Plan, what plan? I'm making this up as I go along- Indy in Raiders of the lost Ark

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F*ck you, Asshole- The Terminator in the first one. It's just the way he says it. :cool:

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El Mariachi: You want me to shoot the cook?

Sands: No, I'll shoot the cook. My car's parked out back anyway.

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Elliott: You want me to suck his d*ck?... Oh, who the f*ck is Dick?

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Well whopee-f*cking-doo! - Hudson is Aliens

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Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*ker. Say "what" one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a b*tch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A B*TCH?

Brett: NO.

Jules: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a b*tch, Brett?

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Oh dear, oh dear. You just made a big mistake letting me loose in a movie quote thread :D

 

*Fishes out "The Big Lebowski" quotes*

 

Maude Lebowski: What do you do for recreation?

The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...

Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

 

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

 

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...

The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even ****ing Jewish, man.

Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talkin' about?

The Dude: Man, you're ****ing Polish Catholic...

Walter Sobchak: What the **** are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!

The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Walter Sobchak: And you know this!

The Dude: Yeah, and five ****ing years ago you were divorced.

Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her ****ing dog. Going to her ****ing synagogue. You're living in the ****ing past.

Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...

[shouting]

Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the ****ing past!

 

Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

 

The Dude: And, you know, he's got emotional problems, man.

Walter Sobchak: You mean... beyond pacifism?

 

Walter Sobchak: ****ing Germans. Nothing changes. ****ing Nazis.

Donny: They were Nazis, Dude?

Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration!

 

The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

Walter Sobchak: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.

The Dude: What about the toe?

Walter Sobchak: Forget about the ****ing toe!

Coffee Shop Waitress: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.

Walter Sobchak: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

 

Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?

The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.

Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?

The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.

Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?

The Dude: I'm unemployed.

 

The Dude: Oh, **** me, man! That kid already spent all the money!

Walter Sobchak: New Corvette? Hardly, Dude. I'd say he's still got about $960 - $970,000 left, depending on the options.

 

Nihilist: We thought we were going to get a million dollars! It's not fair!

Walter Sobchak: Not fair? Who's the ****ing nihilist?

 

*Sorry* :p

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Donnie Darko Quotes

 

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick? (Donnie)

 

I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus. (Kitty Farmer)

 

What's a f***ass? (Samantha Darko [she is 11 and they are eating dinner so it is pretty funny when you see it])

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Its cool reading all the different quotes....ppl obviously respond to different things :)

 

"She's dead.....wrapped in plastic" - Twin Peaks(Pilot)

 

"Her Name is Lil, she's my mother's sister's girl" - Twin peaks/Fire Walk With Me

 

"Begun, the clone war has" - AOTC

 

"No, I am your father"......"No, its not true!!!!!! That's impossible" - TESB

 

[Huttese]"At last, we have the mighty Chewbacca"[/Huttese] -ROTJ

 

"We are not sick men" - Bruce Lee(Fist of Fury)

 

"Pissboy !" History of the World Part I

 

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what.. Was it ticking?

 

- Actually throwers don't worry about ticking cuz modern bombs don't tick.

 

Sorry, throwers?

 

- Baggage handlers.

 

~ fight club

 

 

PC lobe letter? What the f*ck does that mean?

 

~ office space

 

 

yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

 

~ Dumb and Dumber

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Originally posted by The_One

Oh dear, oh dear. You just made a big mistake letting me loose in a movie quote thread :D

*Sorry* :p

 

 

 

umm...i think that kinda was the idea :-) and i'm actually surprised no one's thought of this before

 

copyrights idea

 

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or by a mile...winning is winning - Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furious

 

My name is Decimus Maximus! - Russell Crowe in Gladiator

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