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**** that. Dammit, this guy is turning into another friggin Jude Law or...that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people. And I espiaclly hate Blooms little baby mustache that he has sometimes. Seriously man, shave that **** off. It's goofy looking.

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Originally posted by CapNColostomy

**** that. Dammit, this guy is turning into another friggin Jude Law or...that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people. And I espiaclly hate Blooms little baby mustache that he has sometimes. Seriously man, shave that **** off. It's goofy looking.

Highly Pissed

 

:p

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Originally posted by IG-64

The next James Bond is....

 

Orlando Bloom! omgwtfbbq!

 

 

He's going to play a young James Bond

 

Clicky

 

omgwtf

 

I bet bloom doesnt even have the James Bond feel when he says "The name's Bond, James Bond."

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he he... you can all bitch as much as you want... this a stroke of frickin marketing genius. Now you'll get all those teenage girls going to see the movies as well, not just freaks n geeks and old men who think "Sean Connery is a man's man" and all that crap..

 

btw...are Mary Kate & Ashley gonna be the sexy bond love interest ?? :p

 

mtfbwya

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

btw...are Mary Kate & Ashley gonna be the sexy bond love interest ?? :p

 

They're 9 years younger than he is, but that's never stopped Bond before! :p

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Better be... :mad:

 

I'm mixed on the whole "young james bond" idea. If done right it could be cool, but its been tried before in novels and cartoons and always comes off very Nancey Drew/Hardy Boyz.

 

Surely he is too old to be a teenager? And he was pretty wet in Pirates of the carribean. He doesn't really have the "look" of james bond... he's too thin and feminine.... oh well... bond for girls it is....

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In the old Casino Royale film, Young Bond was played by Woody Allen, and old Bond was played by David Niven.

 

Relax,

 

"Casino Royale" MIGHT be an original Bond story, but it's not in sinc with the Bond films, and won't impact anything. I have Casino Royale on DVD only because I am a Bond purist, but if any one has actually seen besides me, you should know that it is quite painful to watch even the first time through. Yes, it is really bad.

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I have never considered Mr. Bloom to be very self-confident or uber cool in his way of acting. That doesn't suit very well the character of James Bond.

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that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people

 

I love Ewan McGregor :(

 

 

Goldeneye's Martin Campbell has signed on to direct Casino Royale, the cast of which will include names like Ewan McGregor, Clive Owen and Jude Law.

 

:D

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Originally posted by CapNColostomy

**** that. Dammit, this guy is turning into another friggin Jude Law or...that dip**** that plays Obi Wan in the PT, ol whats-his-name? He's in everything ffs. I hate these people. And I espiaclly hate Blooms little baby mustache that he has sometimes. Seriously man, shave that **** off. It's goofy looking.

Except for the fact that those two can actually act...
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i can see it already...

 

" the name is Las..... Legolas..... ill have a dwarven mead...shaken not stirred"

 

and for anyone even interested in this crap that has massacred ian flemming... heres the real shocker...

 

brittney spears is rumored to be the enxt bond girl... talk about wtf...

 

 

this ranks right up there with nicholas cage being the new superman.

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