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You're a lot like the dead guy who wasn't; Jacen "I am too smart to kill people and save lives" Solo.

And rumor has it you look a lot like Ethan Hawke. You have taken a lot of abuse for sticking up for what you believe in. Which goes to show you shouldn't; because in the end some bad guy will try to chop off your mom's legs and you'll have to step away from your beliefs in order to save her, even if your twin sister claims mommy is distant and doesn't love you. When Jacen's brother died in Star By Star, all the fans whined and complained that Jacen should've instead. Poor guy. But death was pretty compared to what the evil chicken, Vergere, had in store for him. She brainwashed him with her messy rhetoric and stabbed him with bones. L33t.

 

dandy! he was my fav character throughout the series...

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You're a lot like the guy who posed around a lot; Ganner "I have a hot ass and will not let you pass" Rhysode.

Well, the hot ass part is highly subjective. But I believe Ganner was very dashing and debonair, and the evil scar he inflicted on himself only served to make him even cuter! Hooray! Jacen Solo pointlessly sacrificed Ganner's life on Coruscant. Of course, he let Ganner do the deciding, and Ganner got to do this great swirly whirly lightsaber thing and he realized that he could be superman if he really wanted to. So he did, and now he is a mythological figure, 'the Ganner', but I still liked him better when he was alive, and yeah. The Ganner. The Ganner doesn't like bugs.

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Originally posted by DarthMoeller

You're a lot like the guy who posed around a lot; Ganner "I have a hot ass and will not let you pass" Rhysode.

 

bwahaha!!! now that's funny :p

 

Prime, Jagged Fel is the the son of Baron Soontiir Fel, lauded as the empires finest pilot(from the XWing Comics) He's sorta Jaina's love interest and has a scar...

 

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

Prime, Jagged Fel is the the son of Baron Soontiir Fel, lauded as the empires finest pilot(from the XWing Comics) He's sorta Jaina's love interest and has a scar...

Yeah, I know who he is, but didn't know about the scar...
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Originally posted by Prime

Yeah, I know who he is, but didn't know about the scar...

 

well not surprising seeing you didnt get past book 4/21 :p I much prefer Kyp as a love interest for Jaina.... Jag's just a goody-two-shoes typa guy = dud :p

 

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You're a lot like the former serial assassin who is now the wife of a Jedi Master.

You bear the wrath of many fans because of your massive lectures in the Zhan novels. In the NJO, the authors tried to bring pity to you by afflicting you with an evil disease. I told you not to eat those expired cream puffs! (well, it wasn't the cream puffs, it was Nom Anor.) You were able to beat back the disease with Featherbag's help and you got preggers in Balance Point. After the bouncy ball of joy was born, you became this overprotective unsympathetic coldhearted Mother Bear who shed no tears when Anakin was butchered in Star by Star. (But that was only because he called your baby ugly in Rebirth).

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Originally posted by Astrotoy7

well not surprising seeing you didnt get past book 4/21 :p I much prefer Kyp as a love interest for Jaina.... Jag's just a goody-two-shoes typa guy = dud :p

 

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But I want to be Han! :)
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You're a lot like the charismatic and devious Kyp "Luke Skywalker saved me from imminent execution and I'm not the least grateful" Durron.

So you had a tough childhood (courtesy of the Empire) until a certain smuggler named Han Solo saved you and Skywalker trained you. Then this dark sith guy told you to grab a dangerous Sun Crusher, and you went and crushed a lot of suns and killed a lot of people. But Lukey forgave you (thank god for your talent) and a few years later you ran around blasting smugglers with your student Miko. Miko was the first Jedi to die, along with dear droid Elfour. (*sniffle* Elfour. Screw Miko. I miss Elfour *sniffle*) Now you've got ZeroOne as your droid, so it don't matter. You managed to convince a lot of pilots and Jedi to join your cause and not listen to Boss Skywalker. Most of them died. In Rebirth, you tricked Jaina into blowing up stuff she didn't want to blow up. Then you tried to flirt with her. Bad move, except the dark side is like alcohol and it makes teenaged girls attracted to dangerous thirty-something year old men.

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I got Anakin:

((You're a lot like the human weapon of the New Jedi Order; Anakin "I bed my friend and now I'm dead" Solo.

When Anakin was an baby the evil spirit of the clone of the evil Emperor tried to enter his body. His mommy decided to name him after her daddy, Darth Vader, so poor young Solo was plagued with fear of becoming just like his grandpa. (It's like naming your kid Adolf Hitler.) The evily nightmares didn't help, either. When a moon crashed into this planet, Anakin flew away and did not save Chewbacca. A lot of people died for him and he felt very guilty. Booey. In the New Jedi Order he ran around poking things with his modded lightsaber (oh it's so special), and made out with his short blonde barefoot friend. Then the evily Yuuzhan Vong poked him to death with these snakes, but even though Troy Denning insisted he was 'gone', all the fans believed he was still alive. That is until Leia and the other Jedi roasted marshmallows over his body))

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You're a lot like the guy who posed around a lot; Ganner "I have a hot ass and will not let you pass" Rhysode.

Well, the hot ass part is highly subjective. But I believe Ganner was very dashing and debonair, and the evil scar he inflicted on himself only served to make him even cuter! Hooray! Jacen Solo pointlessly sacrificed Ganner's life on Coruscant. Of course, he let Ganner do the deciding, and Ganner got to do this great swirly whirly lightsaber thing and he realized that he could be superman if he really wanted to. So he did, and now he is a mythological figure, 'the Ganner', but I still liked him better when he was alive, and yeah. The Ganner. The Ganner doesn't like bugs.

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You're a lot like the son of the Stackpole creation; Jagged "Captain Cardboard" Fel.

You dissed all the senators in Ruin and patronized Jaina Solo, only to return a few books later to court her in the ways of love. Awww... Never mind your name rhymes with disagreeable terms and your vocabulary consists of no slang. After he sacrificed his life to save Jaina (except you didn't die because she risked her life to save you) he pulled her into a conference room and made out with her. The tricky devil. Poor Chissbabe, the blue woman who accompanied him into enemy territory and tried to watch his back. She warned him about the disagreeable rebel Jedi pilot, but did he listen? No... Now he's been reduced to Jaina's drunken boytoy, a lush who makes funny comments over bottles of bad wine. Of course, he is Jaina's boytoy, the boytoy of Yun Harla. Jag, One, Kyp, Zippo.

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....Of course, he is Jaina's boytoy, the boytoy of Yun Harla. Jag, One, Kyp, Zippo.

 

Too bad Jaina' since ditched Jag & Kyp and now hanging around with that low life Zekk :(

 

Kyp should be Jaina's beaux, he'll keep her in line ! :p

 

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Too bad Jaina' since ditched Jag & Kyp and now hanging around with that low life Zekk :(
I can't tell one lowlife from the rest. :)

 

And look, they are finishing each other's sentences (even if it is just making insect clicking sounds). How cute!!

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