jedispy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 The biggest crap SW game was Yoda Stories. I'm sorry, it's just so retarded. Why even make it? Another one that was a huge load was SW Rebellion. Now there is a condition to it. It is a good game, but it qualifies as bad because of the following: 1. It took forever to figure out. 2. While the space battles were INCREDIBLE, there was no planetary ground campaign function. Quite sad. 3. Multiplayer was lame. The good things about Rebellion were the galaxy overview function, the resource allocation, the missions (espionage, assassination, abduction, sabotage, etc...) and of course the space battles. The space battles were awesome. I always wish they had made a Rebellion 2. Do the sort of thing they did with Battlefield 1 & 2. (as in, who cares that they made BF1??? F___ that!! We got BF2 now YO!!!) If they made it not suck, I'd gladly pay money for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Yoda Stories dumb? At first glance it is, but it's one helluva game. It's long and nearly endless campaign was neat and the unlockables and hidden extras were worth searching for. 25 different story missions, and when replayed, the maps change as do the puzzles and what not. The end solution is always the same, yes, but the events were somewhat random. A colorful cast of characters from the movies made guest appearances and the easter eggs were just too cool. Meeting Indiana Jones as an alternate ending of one of the missions is one of the best easter eggs ever in a game. I wish I could find both that and the Indy equivilent (which I've never played so would love to get my hands on that one first). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedispy Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Blech. I wash my hands of Yoda Stories. In my opinion (and that's all it is, just an opinion) Yoda Stories was the worst repulsive bile that Lucasarts vomited on a plate, microwaved for 10 minutes, put in a box and call it a game. I wish I felt more strongly about it. Perhaps the only thing more pathetic than Yoda Stories is Empire Strikes Back for NES. It was really cool for the first bunch of levels. Then when Luke leaves Dagobah and heads for Cloud City, the game gets retarded. According to that account, here's what happens in ESB: 1. Luke and Boba Fett have a big shootout on Cloud City, and Luke beats him (forget the 1337 mandalorian armor, jetpack, and cool arsenal) 2. Fett escapes and successfully loads Han on Slave 1. He takes off. 3. Luke gets back into his X-wing and DESTROYS SLAVE 1. 4. After Luke blows up Slave 1, we see Han saying "Thanks bud, I owe you one." (?! So that's it? The mighty Boba Fett gets killed like that? And how did Han survive? Even if the carbonite could withstand the explosion of Slave 1, he'd have been hurled deeper into the Bespin, being utterly destroyed.) 5. Luke hunts down Darth Vader. They duel. Darth Vader is a cheating w#0r3 and uses a blaster AND his lightsaber. 6. Luke beats Darth Vader who falls down the Cloud City shaft (not Luke, VADER) and he mutters something like "I'll get you next time Luke!!!" Absolutely TERRIBLE. Perhaps instead of Rebellion 2, they can take my suggestions for Battlefront 3. It could happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoiuyWired Posted January 6, 2006 Share Posted January 6, 2006 I remember playing that NES thingy... and yes after the Slave I thingy I go WTFFF??? all the way, never finished it though thank god ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Yoda Stories is cool ! Ive been trying to track down a copy for aaaaaggggees mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Gaarni Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Worst game ever, and I can't put enough pressure on that word, is SWGalaxies by far. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing including Yoda Stories, can come close, that's how bad it is. Oh it looks beautyfully, but what does that matter when the game is utter garbage contentwise and not to mention Star Wars lore-wise?!? There's a ton of Jedi running around, and no Galactic Civil War. How can you have a game set in the GCW with tons of Jedi but no war and pass it off as being true to Star Wars?!? And to think the game was promising and was actually fun and accurate mostly in the beginning. Talk about taking a nose-dive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 wow...Jan, you have obviously played SWG far more than any of us, if you say it sucks then it must really have taken a turn for the bad and to think that theyve just released another XP, someone should tell Lucasarts SWG is OVER ! mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Terros Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 Worst game ever, and I can't put enough pressure on that word, is SWGalaxies by far. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing including Yoda Stories, can come close, that's how bad it is. Oh it looks beautyfully, but what does that matter when the game is utter garbage contentwise and not to mention Star Wars lore-wise?!? There's a ton of Jedi running around, and no Galactic Civil War. How can you have a game set in the GCW with tons of Jedi but no war and pass it off as being true to Star Wars?!? And to think the game was promising and was actually fun and accurate mostly in the beginning. Talk about taking a nose-dive. Agreed 100% I started playing the game since just after launch and first it was great then it all went down hill with towns being full of jedi waving lightsabers while stormtroopers casually stroll past hell mos eisley was under rebel control with flags and troopers all over the place but standing in front of the flags would be imperial officers!. That game isnt starwars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I managed to snag Indy and the Fate of Atlantis a week or so ago, and the same guy who had that happens to also have Sam and Max (full talkie!) and both desktop adventure games! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Worst game ever, and I can't put enough pressure on that word, is SWGalaxies by far. Nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing including Yoda Stories, can come close, that's how bad it is. Oh it looks beautyfully, but what does that matter when the game is utter garbage contentwise and not to mention Star Wars lore-wise?!? There's a ton of Jedi running around, and no Galactic Civil War. How can you have a game set in the GCW with tons of Jedi but no war and pass it off as being true to Star Wars?!? And to think the game was promising and was actually fun and accurate mostly in the beginning. Talk about taking a nose-dive. Right on!! I used to play SWG to but now I play WOW lol. It is the farthest thing away from the Star Wars universe. Everyone on the Galaxies forums hate me because I quit it lol. ( and maybe cuz I rip on it...oh well...what can you do?...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Whats so bad about Star Wars Galaxies? I really don't get that game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Clone Wars,.. and maybe Battle For Naboo. I also really wanted to like Bounty Hunter, but gave up on it after a while in sheer frustration. Wasn't too crazy about Yoda Stories either, but I don't think it was a bad game for the intended audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Ok, everyone here who did not respond with "Obi Wan" please go rent Obi Wan. And Yoda Stories is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katarn07 Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 And Yoda Stories is awesome. The animation is not as smooth as I recall it being (it's been 5 years now) but it's still as fun as ever. Much better than the Indy version (there's no medkits in that game!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Terros Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Whats so bad about Star Wars Galaxies? I really don't get that game. Obi wans ghost on mustafar giving out missions. think that says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Someone needs to put that game out of its misery... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nedak Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Obi wans ghost on mustafar giving out missions. think that says it all HA that it does... Also some spelling errors from NPC's, bugs, and no Death Star... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Extas Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 I actually did not like SWBF2 because the game for me most of the time was choppy as well, I can tell that something else was at a loss in that game... I just can't think of it right now. If you want to know I played the Beta of Battlefront II. That is why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Star Wars: Starfighter. The Star Wars licensed device for causing eternal mental torture, pain, suffering and trauma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 I actually did not like SWBF2 because the game for me most of the time was choppy as well, I can tell that something else was at a loss in that game... I just can't think of it right now. If you want to know I played the Beta of Battlefront II. That is why. The actual game isn't much better than the beta....so you aren't missing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justus Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Rebel Assault, and Rebel Assault II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windu Chi Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 The worst game I played was Battlefront 2 I really,really,really,really hated that game the most. That game had so many problems I will have to type until my fingers fail off. But will list some of them: bad graphics small levels boring game play the jedi action suck no cockpit view like in Rogue Sqadran Space combat suck, space levels did'nt have enough space to fight in the starships did not even explode etc. That not even all but I can't write it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedispy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I must confess that I haven't played either BF1 or 2. My computer is old, and I don't have a console system. I hope to supe things up real soon. Then I'll be in action.....and can decide for myself if I love/hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Malak02 Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 I honestly hate NO star wars games, and i mean NO, but i think the one i liked the least was probably episode 1...I may be an idiot but i couldn't even get to the podrace part of the game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MachineCult Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 You must not own many Star Wars games because there are some terrible ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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