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Remembering one of the most coolest spuffs of all time. Mel Brooks is extremely funny.

 

Lets hear those qoutes...

 

***When Dark Helmet and Col. Sanders are watch a copy of Spaceballs during making Spaceballs.***

"When is this in the movie?"

"This is now."

"Now?"

"No sir, that was then. This is now."

"When will then be now?"

"Just then."

"When."

"You just missed it."

 

"Sir. We found them on a planet in a nearby system."

"Who?"

"Very good. Set a course Commander. Soon they will be in our possession."

"WHEN?!"

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Ok, that should work.

 

 

Dark Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, who is that man?

Coloner Sandurz: He's an asshole, sir

Dark Helmet: I know that, what's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That's is his name: Phillip Asshole.

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too: Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: How many assholes do we got on this ship?

The Entire Bridge Crew: YO!

Dark Helmet: My god, I'm surrounded by assholes

 

 

Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

 

 

Dark Helmet: ****. I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted.

 

 

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Hehehe... I like the movie. I think it has to be one of the funniest of all time. But not 'the' funniest movie.

 

"Sir. We are having a problem with the radar." *** Through Intercom***

"What do you mean?"

"Sir. We are having a problem with the radar." *** Still Through Intercom***

"You don't need the intercome I am here now."

"Sir. We are having a problem with the radar." *** Mimicing the Radar***

 

***Dark Helmet Rips out the Intercom.***

"I am here. What is it."

"Sir. We lost the creaps, sweaps, and the peeps."

"We lost the what?"

"You know the..." ***Mimics Sound Effects.***

"Thats not the only thing he lost."

"Get to the point cadet."

"Sir. The radar apears to be jamed."

"Its rasberry. I hate raseberry. There is only one person who uses rasberry. Lonestar."

***Head hit camera.***

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Blazin' Saddles was one of THE best movies ever made.

 

One of my most favourite qoutes from Spaceballs:

 

"Yogurt?! Yogurt?! I HATE yogurt!! ...even with strawberries!!" Said by Dark Helmet outside of Yogurts lair.

 

The whole movie had me crying it was so funny.

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Mel Brooks at President Sneed (I think thats his name). In the bathroom, and his officer calls him.

 

"I thought I told you never to contact me on this wall!!!" *Hurriedly zips up his pants while his female officer leers at him on the wall*

 

And yes, the doll scene was hilarious.

 

Dark Helmet: "Did you see... anything...?" *looks nervous*

Col. Sandurz: "No, I didnt see you playing with your dolls sir!"

 

*King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him the combination to the "air shield"*

Roland: One.

Dark Helmet: One.

Colonel Sandurz: One.

Roland: Two.

Dark Helmet: Two.

Colonel Sandurz: Two.

Roland: Three.

Dark Helmet: Three.

Colonel Sandurz: Three.

Roland: Four.

Dark Helmet: Four.

Colonel Sandurz: Four.

Roland: Five.

Dark Helmet: Five.

Colonel Sandurz: Five.

Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

President Skroob; Remind me to change the combination to my luggage...

 

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Academy/4460/quotes.html

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Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Lonestar: So what's that make us?

Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing!

 

Dark Helmet:Careful you idiot! I said across her nose not up it!

Officer: Sorry sir! Doing my best!

(***Looks at Dark Helmet with Crossed Eyes.***)

Dark Helmet:Who made that man a gunner?

Other Officer: I did sir! He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Con'l Sandurs:He's an A***** sir.

Dark Helmet:I know that! What's his name??

Con'l Sandurs:That is his name. A*****. Major A*****.

Dark Helmet:And his cousin?

Con'l Sandurs:He's and A***** too sir. Gunner's mate first class Phillip A*****.

Dark Helmet:How many a***** we got on this ship anyway?

All the officers in the room turn and raise their hand: YO!

Dark Helmet:I knew it, I'm surrounded by a*****. Keep firing, a*****!

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Remember these?

 

''Actually, it's Barf.'' - the mandog's response to being called Puke.

 

''...and take off that helmet when you're talking to me! How do I know you're not making faces at me when I'm not looking?'' - The President tells this to Dark Helmet, who after that makes faces at the President.

 

''Damn! I'll just have to walk!'' - The President after the teleporter accident decides to walk to the next room instead of using the teleport.

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Remember these?

 

''Actually, it's Barf.'' - the mandog's response to being called Puke.

 

''...and take off that helmet when you're talking to me! How do I know you're not making faces at me when I'm not looking?'' - The President tells this to Dark Helmet, who after that makes faces at the President.

 

''Damn! I'll just have to walk!'' - The President after the teleporter accident decides to walk to the next room instead of using the teleport.

 

Hehehe...

 

By the time I get to the bridge, the movie will be all over... Hehehe...

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