Arreat Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 http://www.murder.com.au/fbideaths.htm 1- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake 2- Peter Stone, 42 years old, was murdered by his 8-year-old daughter, whom he had just sent to her room with no dinner. Young Samantha Stone felt that if she couldn't have dinner no one should, and she promptly inserted 72 rat poison tablets into her fathers coffee as he prepared dinner The victim took one sip and promptly collapsed. Samantha Stone was given a suspended sentence as the judge felt she didn't realise what she was doing, until she tried to poison her mother using the same method, one month later. 3- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case. 4- Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for 8 years. The landlord, Kirk Weston, clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr Halos paid his rent. 5- Megan Fry, 44 years old, is killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town, simulation. Seeing all the troopers walking slowly down the street Megan Fry had jumped out in front of them and yelled Boo! The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target, fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting the target. She just looked like a very real looking target, one of the troopers stated in his report. 6- Julia Smith, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long, Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken aerial. 7- Helena Simms, Wife to the famous American nuclear scientist Harold Simms was killed by her husband after she had an affair with the neighbour. Over a period of 3 months Harold substituted Helena's eye shadow with a Uranium composite that was highly radioactive, until she died of radiation poisoning. Although she suffered many symptoms, including total hair loss, skin welts, blindness, and extreme nausea and even had an ear lobe drop off, the victim never attended a doctor's surgery or hospital for a check up. 8- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trinity nitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kg of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Okalahoma Bombing. The explosion was heard by several persons some up to 14 kilometres away. No trace of the car or the victim was ever found only a 55-meter deep crater, and 500m of missing road. 9- Patty Winter, 35 years old, was killed by her neighbour in the early hours of a Sunday morning. Her neighbour, Flat Hame, for years had a mounted F4 phantom jet engine in his rear yard. He would fire the jet engine, aimed at an empty block at the back of his property. Patty Winter would constantly complain to the local sheriff's officers about the noise and the potential risk of fire. Mr Hame was served with a notice to remove the engine immediately. Not liking this he invited Miss Winter over for a cup of coffee and a chat about the whole situation. What Winter didn't know was that he had changed the position of the engine, as she walked into the yard he activated it, hitting her with a blast of 5,000 degrees, killing her instantly, and forever burning her outline into the driveway. 10- Michael Lewis, angry with his gay boyfriend, used the movie, Die Hard with a Vengeance as inspiration. He drugged his boyfriend, Tony Berry, into an almost catatonic state, then dressed him only in a double-sided white board that read Death to all Niggers! On one side, and God Loves the KKK. On the other. Lewis then drove the victim to downtown Harlem and dropped him off. Two minutes later Berry was deceased. 11- Conrad Middleton, 26 years old, was killed by his twin brother Brian after a disagreement over who should take the family home after their parents' passed away. Conrad had a nasal problem, and had no sense of smell. After the argument Brian stormed out of the house, then snuck back later, and turned on the 3 gas taps in the house, filling it with gas. He then left out a box of cigars, a lighter and a note saying, Sorry for the spree, have a puff on me, Brian. Conrad promptly lit a cigar, destroying the house and him in the process. I loved 11 the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 ......How horrid, grotesque and utterly hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I've never trusted little girls, good for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Andrew Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I don't know whether to laugh or not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoxStar Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 72 ****ing tablets?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Datheus Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Shenanigans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arreat Posted April 22, 2006 Author Share Posted April 22, 2006 I don't know whether to laugh or not.... Laugh it up sonny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char Ell Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Very entertaining even if some are not very believable. 8- Military Sergeant John Joe Winter killed his two timing wife by loading her car with Trinity nitrate explosive (similar to C4). The Ford Taurus she was driving was filled with 750 kg of explosive, forming a force twice as powerful as the Okalahoma Bombing. This would be about half of what the car weighs on its own. I have a very hard time believing this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 1- Debby Mills-Newbroughton, 99 years old, was killed as she crossed the road. She was to turn 100 the next day, but crossing the road with her daughter to go to her own birthday party her wheel chair was hit by the truck delivering her birthday cake Eh, she was close enough. 3- David Danil, 17 years old, was killed by his girl friend after he attempted to have his way with her. His unwelcome advance was met with double-barrelled shotgun. Charla's (the girlfriends') father had given it to her an hour before the date started, just in case. Just in case of what, exactly? O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Knight of Keno Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 1 and 10 are the best ones ever. Oh, the irony... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon_hill987 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 any one notice that No. 11 is exactly what sideshow bob tries to do to selma in the simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 See? Homicide can be funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 I remember this snippet from News of the wierd where a 70 year old man had fallen to his death after leaning over a rail on a Grand Canyon observation platform to spread his sons ashes, that was my all time favorite death story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm Figures. Still funny though. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurgan Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Not real, so it's okay to laugh. Strangely morbid, which explains the fascination. Reminds me of the popularity of circulating the "Darwin Awards." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 4 & 6 make me laugh for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted April 22, 2006 Share Posted April 22, 2006 Dang it. My 'impailing the neighbor in the window' murder didn't work. Foiled again this year! Just kidding! I love number 2 and 9 though. I would love my dead neighbor's imprint permeantly on my driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Not real, so it's okay to laugh. I thought the same. How the hell do you find a note in a place that exploded and burned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 8 and 9 were my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 72 ****ing tablets?! I said the same thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/fbitop20.htm Figures. Still funny though. ^_^ Some of the ones on that site are obviously unbelievable, particularly the first. But still laugh-out-loud funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 I was trying not to laugh, but couldnt help myself. Does that make me a bad person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander Obi-Wan Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Does that make me a bad person? Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boinga1 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 That is absolutely horrible, and bizarre to the extreme. Who thinks of killing people like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-8252 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 That is absolutely horrible, and bizarre to the extreme. Who thinks of killing people like that? Maybe the people who made up that article? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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