Torthane Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Shagan (hello) everyone! I took this rather silly picture in KOTOR II and I thought that it would be fun to have a little caption contest. Here's how it works, you post a caption or captions for this pic in this thread and on October 7th I will look at the captions and pick the top five. Here's the pic: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 Pic looks good, but a bit big. It stretches the page for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torthane Posted September 23, 2006 Author Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oops! Sorry my bad, I meant to post this in the Ahto Spaceport Cantina. If any of the moderators could move this that would be great. Sorry for the mess up. *Jae sprinkles magic moderator dust and poof, the thread moves...* Edit: Thank you Jae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Here's a caption: "Darn, I forgot the next move to 'The Macarena.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 "At first I was afraid, I was petrified..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 "****! The press! No photos, please!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 She kinda looks like she's fighting her invisible friend.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 "I have nine reasons why this finger smells better than the others." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Skywalker Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 "Well, let's see if this Echani/Kung Fu stance, or whatever it is stuns and makes the Batu Rem guy afraid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 *Insert Pulp Fiction theme* (You know, the scene with Travolta en Thurman?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 "Can't touch this" DooDooDooDoo "It's HammerTime!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 'Eech. 'What's that horrible smell?! Atton, you're never ever getting near a burito again.'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Varen Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 "I'll fight you just as soon as my panties get back into place. I've had a wedgie for over half an hour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 Atton: "What the h*** is she doing?" Nihilus: "Beats me. Not Shii-cho, not Makashi, not..." Atton: "Ok, Ok. I know you're a weapon master, but this stance is?" Nihilus: "Well, look like Karate or Tae Kwon Do? You know, the earth thing?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted September 24, 2006 Share Posted September 24, 2006 You put your left leg in, left leg out, in, out, in, out, shake it all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torthane Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 Those are great! I got a crack out of some of those captions. Remeber you can post more than one caption if you want to. Keep up the good work (seems like the wrong word). Well chaps, Buttocks up, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I'm ashamed at posting this but,.. "My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, etc, etc..." Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 While centering herself and preparing to fight, the Exile has but one thought: If only I had a dancer's outfit. Then Atton would really flip out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 *sigh* Okay let's try this again. I noticed my drink tasted funny when I came back from the bathroom, so I dumped it on the floor, grabbed Disciple's balls...then what...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 "Why is it that no matter what I wear, I always have gloves on?" That always bugged me in the game. When did a Jedi ever wear gloves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Sun Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 "Whoa, Kreia you just ripped the motherload! You don't only look like you're dying...You smell it too!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTV2 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 "Dont hurt me!" I'm not good at these kinds of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I'm kinda lazy when it comes to re-writing songs but I tried. I think I may have killed most of the awesome in this song... Sabre Time by MC Exile Can't touch this Can’t touch this Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can’t touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this My, my, my, my music hits me so hard Makes me say oh my Force Thank you for blessing me With a mind to fight and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down A superskilled Jedi from the Dantooine And I'm known as such And this is a form uh you can't touch (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) I told you Sithboy,can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Look in my eyes man, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) You know let me bust the funky flurry, you can’t touch this Fresh new kicks and robes You got it like that now you know wanna fight So move out of your seat And get a fly Sith and catch this beat While it's rollin' hold on Pump a little bit and let me know it's going on Like that, like that Cold on a mission so fall on back Let 'em know that you're too much And this is a form uh you can't touch (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yo I told you, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Why you standing there man, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Give me a fight or form Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em Now they know You talk about the Exile when you’re talking ‘bout a show That's hyped and tight Soldiers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe Either work hard or you might as well quit (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) That's word because you know Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Sabre time! Go with the flow it is said If you can't move to this then you probably are dead So wave your sword in the air Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair This is it for a winner Fight like this and you're gonna get thinner Now move slide your rump Just for a minute let's all do the bump (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Bump bump bump yeah, you can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Look man, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't,can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Sabre time! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) break it down! (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Stop! Sabre time! Every time you see me, that Exile's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic in the fight Now why would I ever stop doing this With others makin' rolls that just don’t hit I toured around the galaxy from Peragus to Nar Shadaa It's Exile go Exile MC Exile Yo Exile and the rest can go and play Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Can't touch this (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Yeah, Can't touch this I told you, can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Too hype can't touch this Get me outta here, you can't touch this (Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 LOL Hall. That is good. I never knew you had it in you to make a diddy. That you did it to an MCHammer song was brillant. Great job. I just had to say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Lady Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 [Force Persuade] You do not want to know how I can walk with a severely dislocated left ankle. [/Force Persuade] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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