Mace MacLeod Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Not only is Ireland booming economically, it's making real advances in occupations as well. Check out this job listing I found. Read the job title carefully. Note: somehow, this is a union gig. http://jobbank.fas.ie/servlet/Watis?SESS=7410_8&SERVICE=CRITERIUMBROWSE&TEMPLATE=WWW_JS_VAC_CRITERIUM_BROWSE.HTM&ROW=29&BACK=TEMPLATE%3DWWW_JS_VAC_CRITERIUM_OVERVIEW.HTM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Hmmm, this must be the only time I regret not being Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Beam me up, Scotty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davinq Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Huh. You serious? Why not just teleport chocolate bars to TVs across Ireland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Just where do you get a license and experience for this. I'm glad to see a safe pass is required, wouldn't want to end up like Seth Brundle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 @ Davin: youre reading too much Roald Dahl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Lol transporter liscense. As a matter of fact i have one made out of sequins and crepe paper right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Eeexcellent. My ruse has worked perfectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 At a risk of stating the obvious, this is definitely a joke ad. Not that it wouldn't be great if it were true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted September 27, 2006 Author Share Posted September 27, 2006 ^^Actually, according to the guy whose cell phone is listed as the contact number (and whose patience has clearly been stretched to the breaking point this week by smart-ass sci-fi fans such as myself) the teleporter in question is actually some sort of earth-moving construction site machine. He was unimpressed when I described my qualifications as having watched Star Trek religiously for decades, and he hung up when I asked him about the Heisenberg Compensators. Some people... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Char Ell Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 ^^^ That is hilarious!!! I wonder if "teleporter driver" is a common term in Ireland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 *sigh* You guys watch too much Star Trek & al You're a lost cause! Teleporter: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 *sigh* You guys watch too much Star Trek & al You're a lost cause! Oh, my goodness. The glasses had me howling laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 *sigh* You guys watch too much Star Trek & al You're a lost cause! I had forgotten about that pic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 So thaaaaaaaaaaaaat's what he meant. Huh. It's too much trouble to just say "Reach Truck"? Damn, I gotta call the guy back. I actually do have a licence for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Teleporter?! It's a cherry picker! Colloquialisms create a language barrier of their own, it would seem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 ROFL! Ireland's sure making strides! I bet the Leprechaun-powered spaceships are near completion by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 ROFL! they call that hunk of junk a teleporter? i cant wait to see what they name a concorde or an F22 Raptor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerbieZ Posted September 29, 2006 Share Posted September 29, 2006 concorde or an F22 Raptor Concordia Class Star Destroyer and Sovereign Class Starship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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