Diego Varen Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Welcome, if everyone else hasn't already scared you away Thing is, every time someone introduces themselves, they never come back to post anymore. Usually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSI Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Ha, Ha. You guys are really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Greetings and Salutations. Grovelling at my feet is a good place to start your time here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Wassup, dude. Welcome to the party. Ignore what anyone else might say, I'm the real evil poster around here. Accept no substitutes, and enjoy your stay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 He also has an extensive collection of my lttle pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Welcome to Ahto, where sanity and pants are optional! Don't worry about the old members, sure they bite, but they don't have any teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 I'm the real evil poster around here. I'm not convinced about that one but you sure have the creepiest avatar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 The award was mine in '05 and will remain mine in '06... I also notice you've not answered my question about all those people who post a few times and then vanish, moderators! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth333 Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I also notice you've not answered my question about all those people who post a few times and then vanish, moderators! Well if you really want to know, You are the one who scares them away! No wonder you've got the "most evil Athonaut" award for 05 (j/k ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace MacLeod Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 He also has an extensive collection of my lttle pony.No way dude, I gave that to my daughter years ago you sure have the creepiest avatar!I consider it my duty. There's a whole bunch of evil clown avatars I collected from Manhunt. Every so often, someone with a clown phobia will PM me asking me to change my avatar, so I just switch them around and very patronizingly ask them if the new one's better. Heh heh heh... The award was mine in '05 and will remain mine in '06...Pfffffffffffffffft...real evil never lets morals or Commandments get in the way of a good time. <<< >>> Yeah, ALIEN SLIME, welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Well if you really want to know, You are the one who scares them away! No wonder you've got the "most evil Athonaut" award for 05 Quite possible, though witchcraft and and a degree in law (remind me, what's the difference between them again? ) can always help with that, Forum Witch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 @Alien Slime, Welcome noobie... Do me a couple favors... ONE: Post more than once, post like you mean it, post like you're gonna steam it! (seriously, it's incredibly annoying when someone makes their own dramatic entrance thread and then wusses out on any real discussion. Sure the moderators rape and eat some young members, but many are just to pathetic to cope with the awesomelyness that is Ahto, don't be one of them) Are you going to take this advice? No. You're just like all the others. TWO: If you managed to get past the first one, don't be an idiot (I personally decide who may and may not accept that job), don't be whiny (this refers to discussions related to Politics, Religion, or anything involving your personal opinion, if you can't discuss serious topics without being stupid and ruining it for everyone then don't discuss them at all), don't spam (it's annoying when done by the inexperienced, I do so myself on some rare occasions, but only when tasteful and beneficial to a subplot), don't do anything I don't want you to do. THREE: If you've accomplished your first two tasks then you are as qualified as you'll ever get to having a discussion with me. Act with momentuous MOJO. Leave your so-called "sanity" at the door, and just go with the flow:cool: @Pot, You got a problem with people using caps in their names son? @ED, (1) 3 Days? please, many have been here much longer and still feel the need to compensate for their own inadequacies by being "sane":xp: (2) D3's sexiness gave them strokes. (3) I have never attempted to steal MOJO from anyone, it would be against my goal of improving universal MOJO levels. I do however banish a certain amount from those who prove themselves unworthy. (4) The Grand Poobah looks upon you both with the love of a thousand hugs:D (5) meh, it depends they're all different, for instance... If you want to protect yourself from Sithy all you have to do is stay near ground, when he attacks you he will inevitably fall buttock first to the ground during the middle of said attack. (6) Hotel Asylum's nice, when you can pry the proprietor out of her straightjacket long enough to check you in. @Dark_lady, Wait! Who are you again? @RaV, BOOO!!! @LIAYD, Didn't we have a DMZ laying around somewhere? @Maverick5somethinorother, You got a problem with Jae little boy?!!! *cracks knuckles menacingly* @Jae, Huh? You weren't pleased with your acquisition? Why do the Mojo faithful never read the freaking manual:lol: You were given Negative One Hundred MOJO points. Polarity. You are a female, therefore your negative mojo interacts with Jimbo's positively charged mojo. You have since been "Mildly Mojorific":D I'm sure ED has "plans" for Jimbo. Yes, you're too busy trying to find a way to turn him into a redhead to bother with observation rooms. RED POWAH!!!!!!!!! @Mace, Pffft! Much training you require... @Hal, Sometimes gums are better:naughty: What!? The mods will do anything for a fiver and a half a sandwich:lol: @D3, You're wearing eyes on your head, he just looks like he's showing team spirit at a sporting event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 As you can see, Alien Slime, RJM is starting his ploy right now. He's trying to make you laugh, but he wants all your Mojo for himself. (2) D3's sexiness gave them strokes. After Almost two years, I've never ceased wondering why D3 never comments on how much people hit on her. (4) The Grand Poobah looks upon you both with the love of a thousand hugs:D Thanks, but no extra Mojo for you. I'm sure ED has "plans" for Jimbo. I'd like him to see some of his wife's posts, the Orlando Bloom ones included. That could give us all a very good laugh. RED POWAH!!!!!!!!! That reminds me, Alien Slime... Jae and RJM are both rdheads, and they take it very seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 @ED, The Grand Poobah has no use for other's mojo (mojoness of the position of grand poobah works a little differently, and absorbing mojo is unneccessary since I get it from the source) No one is ever really mean or sexually predatory about it, so I can only assume that she finds the attention entertaining to a certain extent. I try and only mention it in complimentary fashion:) Th Bloom Situation brings up my previous puzzle as to who would come out on top if the thing got serious...the martial artist...or the marine... Makes me think of Mr and Mrs Smith, I actually liked that movie. Vewy Vewy Sewiously You're just jealous:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I get it from the source) Oh ho, and where might that be? No one is ever really mean or sexually predatory about it, so I can only assume that she finds the attention entertaining to a certain extent. I try and only mention it in complimentary fashion:) I was kidding. You're just jealous:cool: The awesomeness of brown hair is unmatched. Don't get me started. As everyone can see, RJM and I are capable of dragging any thread completely off-topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeiamyourdad Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Now now friends, let's not turn this welcome thread into a spamfest less it be closed down by the evil people controlling us. Always sad to see welcoming threads getting closed. Thank you come again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 As fun as this may be, you're right. Mods, you really need to start a forum solely for Jae, RJM and I to post no-topic nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Th Bloom Situation brings up my previous puzzle as to who would come out on top if the thing got serious...the martial artist...or the marine... Makes me think of Mr and Mrs Smith, I actually liked that movie. Jimbo's a Grunt, not a Jarhead, just for clarification. These are important distinctions for military folks, you know. And it really doesn't matter who comes out on top, now does it? Vewy Vewy Sewiously You're just jealous:cool: We People of Great Redness welcome any new Red Ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 @Jae, It always matters who comes out on top, unless you two have developed any new positions you'd be willing to share? @Alien Slime, Are you of the RED POWAH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 I just eat myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnus Q'ol Posted October 4, 2006 Share Posted October 4, 2006 For the love of the force! If you value your sanity (and your underwear), run! Run away now! Your MOJO isn't safe here. Surely, someone has told you by now. Please hurry, you can still make it. If you do decide to stay, remember one thing: Once you start down the Ahtonaut's path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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