Feeling sooooo welcomed

[Jae Onasi]

Well Directrice is alot better than calling you Matron Jae. Besides I didn't want to scare our newbie away.

 

Not 'Matron' Jae, 'Matre' Jae.... Oh, wait, that might be even scarier. I'll stick to Directrice as less offensive for all our wonderful newbies.

[Emperor Devon]

Not 'Matron' Jae, 'Matre' Jae....

 

Good GAWD, Jae. You should at least look up Honored Matres on Wikipedia if you won't read the books. 'Matre' is just the mediocre, average, not-special-at-all rank.

 

Greetings, DrWho_HfxCA!

 

So, why'd you come here? Were you paid? High? Did you lose a bet?

 

So you know, Jae is the Head Fruitcake at Hotel Asylum, and is certifiably insane. She styles herself an Honored Matre (at least in what should be done to men), calls Diet Pepsi the "Elixir of the Gods", and has an entire observation room for some celebrity despite being married.

 

If you haven't gathered, we're bitter enemies.

[Jae Onasi]

Good GAWD, Jae. You should at least look up Honored Matres on Wikipedia if you won't read the books. 'Matre' is just the mediocre, average, not-special-at-all rank.

 

I was abbreviating, of course.

 

Greetings, DrWho_HfxCA!

 

So, why'd you come here? Were you paid? High? Did you lose a bet?

 

He was drawn to LF by my stellar presence and the promise of a room with a view.

 

So you know, Jae is the Head Fruitcake at Hotel Asylum, and is certifiably insane. She styles herself an Honored Matre (at least in what should be done to men), calls Diet Pepsi the "Elixir of the Gods", and has an entire observation room for some celebrity despite being married.

 

That's Elixir of the Goddesses, thank you.

What can I say? Next to Jimbo, Orlando Bloom rocks.

If you haven't gathered, we're bitter enemies.

Yes, we just hate each other with a passion. Can you tell?

[Emperor Devon]

I was abbreviating, of course.

 

Sure. And that you've not read the books is a coincidence.

 

He was drawn to LF by my stellar presence

 

Of course he was. Definitely. Absolutely.

 

That's Elixir of the Goddesses, thank you.

 

Jae's a bit of a feminist, DrWho_HfxCA.

 

Gods, goddesses, whateva. I'll bet you that it wasn't invented by a woman.

 

And I had one yesterday. Far from a holy elixir.

 

What can I say? Next to Jimbo, Orlando Bloom rocks.

 

And does Hotel Aslum have a Jimbo observation room? No, it doesn't.

 

Yes, we just hate each other with a passion. Can you tell?

 

I bet he can.

[St. Jimmy]

This is almost like watching a fencing match.

[Char Ell]

cutmeister: Why do you insist on putting us in a bad light considering you are an honorary inmate?

Urk! Bad light you say?

*** indignant look *** I would never do such a thing.

 

And I wasn't aware that I had been given an honorary membership at the H.A. Does the "honorary" part mean I can come and go as I please, Directrice Jae?

 

shock1 Wait a sec. I can't believe I'm even having this conversation. See how easy it is to get sucked in, DrWho_HfxCA?

That's Elixir of the Goddesses, thank you.

Gods, goddesses, whateva. I'll bet you that it wasn't invented by a woman.

I don't know who invented Diet Pepsi but I do know that I only see women drinking the stuff, heh-heh-heh.

[Emperor Devon]

And I wasn't aware that I had been given an honorary membership at the H.A. Does the "honorary" part mean I can come and go as I please, Directrice Jae?

 

I have an honorary membership. You get extra drinks, bigger rooms, softer walls, a computer with access to LF, and a window that looks down on the sewers.

 

The door to my room is locked, though. Fruitcake! Could you remove the bolts sometime?

[Hallucination]

Welcome to the forums! Stick around, have fun, don't get in Sithy's van.

 

He was drawn to LF by my stellar presence and the promise of a room with a view. my car, to which I tied him and drove here.

Fixed for truth and great justice.

 

@Windu6: Quite the warm, fuzzy, and monochromatic greeting you have there.

[Ztalker]

@Jae/ED:

For someone foreign, your discussion is quit hard to follow...althought...maybe it's for the better I don't understand

 

The door to my room is locked, though. Fruitcake! Could you remove the bolts sometime?

I don't wanna know...no...really...

 

@Windu6: Quite the warm, fuzzy, and monochromatic greeting you have there.

 

Is the cold, emotionless, Vulcan greeting better?

[St. Jimmy]

^ Yes. Ha!

[DrWho_HfxCA]

Well having had real experience with MEDS.................I'd like a Adivan and Valium cocktail with chocolate sprinkles please. Oh and a dark room with no view but mega internet access and a domesticated cannok? Is this possible Directrice Jea?

[St. Jimmy]

Wow. You'll fit in just nicely.

[RC-1162]

yeah, he already started misspelling the Fruitcake's name

drink a large cup of coffee so that you can make proper use of the padded walls XD

[Boba Rhett]

Hi!

[Jeff]

Hello there sir

[Ghost Down]

Welcome young padawan

 

- Ghost Down

[ChAiNz.2da]

 

Now that we have that out of the way... Welcome to the Forums!

Whatever rumors you've heard.. more than likely they're true, and don't feed the elves.. hehehe

[Cygnus Q'ol]

This is almost like watching a fencing match.

 

Yes, with the combatants brandishing bananas.

[Jae Onasi]

Well having had real experience with MEDS.................I'd like a Adivan and Valium cocktail with chocolate sprinkles please. Oh and a dark room with no view but mega internet access and a domesticated cannok? Is this possible Directrice Jea?

 

Room 7236 right this way. I'm out of chocolate sprinkles. How about chocolate syrup and rainbow sprinkles instead?

 

This is almost like watching a fencing match.

Yes, with the combatants brandishing bananas.

All right, who took my turquoise paper umbrella and gave me this stupid banana instead? Oh, hey, this is tastier than a paper umbrella....

 

Carry on, carry on....

[JediMaster12]

Directrice Jae: May I suggest that you shove inmate ED into solitary confinement? Perhaps he will learn better to respect those with superior medical knowledge of the mental habits of our forumites

As for me, can I share a room with the newbie and have a double shot of vodka to make my suffering end in the university system? PLEASE!!!

[TSR]

Hello newguy. Hopefully you may add some controversy, maybe by opening a thread that aspires into a no-topic frenzy and incuring the wrath of the mods, taking some heat off my back? Much appreciated.

[Emperor Devon]

Perhaps he will learn better to respect those with superior medical knowledge of the mental habits of our forumites

 

I may not be going to medical school, but I doubt Jae's mental medical knowledge is that much greater than mine. Have at me! Give me your best question!

[Jae Onasi]

I may not be going to medical school, but I doubt Jae's mental medical knowledge is that much greater than mine. Have at me! Give me your best question!

 

Can you describe in detail, including appearance, affected tissues, and cause, without Medlining or Googling or utilizing other search engines because that's cheating, Autosomal Dominant Vitreoretinochoroidopathy? Then give its alternate name, and the doc who first described it. (Yes, it's a real disease).

 

@DrWho--Emperor Devon was voted most evil Ahtonaut last year, btw. Keep an eye out.

 

@ED below: because I'm a smart-aleck medical type, you got some of it right. ADVIRC is the abbreviation for the name above. Annular retinopathy is the alternate name. It affects the bottom layer of the retina known as the retinal pigment epithelium. Goldberg (Director Emeritus of the Wilmer Eye Institute) did one of the first papers on it. And it's ora serrata.

[Emperor Devon]

Can you describe in detail, including appearance, affected tissues, and cause, without Medlining or Googling or utilizing other search engines because that's cheating, Autosomal Dominant Vitreoretinochoroidopathy? Then give its alternate name, and the doc who first described it. (Yes, it's a real disease).

 

Holy mother of Marx, what a question!

 

Let's see now, isn't the alternate name ADVIRC?

 

Well, I know it's rare. Isn't there peripheral chorioretinal atrophy involved? With some type of hypopigmentation and hyperpigmentation in between the equator and the ore serrate with the ocular fundus? Not very good for the eyes.

 

Ugh. I don't know much beyond that. I'd probably have to talk to someone in the medical profession for more info, since I doubt Google could run up an in-depth description of it. ADVIRC is an obscure disease, I think.

 

Bleah. I'd be better off answering questions about history or political science (outside this tread, as we're off-topic). Those are my passions.

 

@DrWho--Emperor Devon was voted most evil Ahtonaut last year, btw. Keep an eye out.

 

The award will be mine again in '06!

[TSR]

Just how do you define "most evil"? i for one have still to witness his acts uf human atrocity, mass genicide and listening to The fast food rockers. Although, his horrible, horrible sig alone might bag it for him.