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Hellooooooo Lucas Forums :waive1:

Being a newbie I posted the obvious in the wrong place. I was unaware that newbies were supposed to know every thread in every place!.................................just kidding. I'm not what you call a prolific poster but every now and then I'll have something to say.

Welcome i know how you feel i've only been a member for about 2 weeks.... anyway like GodSlayer said you won't need your sanity here.

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Then we make up threads like: Rosie O' Donnel Vs. Nelson Mandella.
Yeah, like that's a contest.

 

@SuperRodian--yeah, that sig made me want to throw up, at least.

 

@DarthDani--you don't want to know how we older forumites think--you'll end up a permanent resident in Hotel Asylum. :D

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OOOOOOHHHHH NEW PERSON NEW PERSON!!!!

CanIkeepit?canicanicanicanicanicanicaniplease????!!!!!:D

 

Hi newperson, I'm "RED", I think I'll call you Frederick Von Steubenmelstorsonstein, YES!!! Frederick Von Steubenmelstorsonstein, That's YOU!!!!:D

 

Welcome Fred, I'm RED, and I live in the sewers, or in my brain, or sometime about my brain being in the sewers (Help Jae'n'ED, My all confused:() I also live in the fourteenth towel realm of the benevolent cup, and sometimes in the draperies (the draperies are always a pleasant tan color this time of year).

Jae and ED, are mostest nemesi, but I luvz them both vewy much...*hugglz Jae'n'ED*!!!11!!11!

Everyotherpersonsies here nice really is too, they entertain me, and make me laugh, and they're all like "YOUR THE MAN NOW DOG!!!!" whenever I say something, and they make me think about things (actually that hurts a little:()

Things to about everyone's bestest friend:D...

Age=20

SkiLLzittles=Carpentry/Construction

6'...235-240=PwNaGe of the not nice ones

Most favoritest Passions=Getting hit on the head with big heavy things/getting high on glue and cleaner at work:thmbup1:

 

Because you're one of my newest bestest friends, I'll make you one of my special "Ahto for Nubl3ts" guides soon.

 

 

Selecting this has completely annihilated, on average, the last 4.57 seconds of your life. You'll never get this time back. I can see how you would hate me for removing enough time for you to do something like say your final farewells to loved ones on your deathbed, but I believe you'll forgive be because I'm a really nice guy, and very cuddly. Ooops, make that an average of 11.23 seconds. No wait...12.1!!!!

 

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:rofl: My goodness, RJM! :lol:

 

Welcome Fred, I'm RED, and I live in the sewers, or in my brain, or sometime about my brain being in the sewers (Help Jae'n'ED, My all confused:()

 

Never fear, Devon is here!

 

Your mind was practically down in the gutter (the sewers), so Jae and I decided to toss down your body down there from the main floors as well. Awfully hard to do when you're both wearing straightjackets. :xp:

 

Given the contaminated nature of your brain, it has been decided it shall stay in the sewers and rot, as the plant can't hope to treat it. For a more detailed analysis, ask the Head Fruitcake for her report. :D

 

Jae and ED, are mostest nemesi, but I luvz them both vewy much...*hugglz Jae'n'ED*!!!11!!11!

 

*Devon seizes the moment and bops Jae over the head during RJM's hug* :D

 

Selecting this has completely annihilated, on average, the last 4.57 seconds of your life. {snip}

 

Yours too, though. :p

 

By the way, "Fred", since no one else has mentioned it, Jae's married to a soldier. Watch your back. :D

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@Ed, Jae, RJM:

The randomness...the randomness...brain...melting... :eyeraise:

 

@Topic:

Ah yes, we have a JOHNNY in the making...

Oh noes!..that would create an interdimensional stupidity paradox. With two RJM's living in this universe...holy crap we're doomed... :indif:

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don't worry. in another 3 years, 79 days, 14 hours, 48 minutes and 7 seconds, RJM's brain will cease to function properly and common-sense-ism and normal-ism will be bestowed upon him, whereas the powers which RJM was unfortunate enough to loose will be credited to DrWho_HfxCA

 

:xp:

 

3 years, 79 days, 14 hours, 47 minutes and 52 seconds now.

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But what if DrWho_HfxCA get's seduced to the Dark Side (RJM) before those 3 years, 79 days, 14 hours, 44 minutes and 16 seconds?

 

There will be no stopping them...no men will survive. Empty streets...people drooling in front of their computers out of total retardism...the few who survive will take up the task of letting humanity survive..but with two RJM's on the loose ...

 

I'll be in my private bunker...with some exotic females to try and save the human race :xp: any of the 'lustfull-hell' people care to join? :xp:

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