Havoc Stryphe Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana!
The Seeker Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 actually she was there when i moved into the place mmmhmmmm...and I guess that dog who seems to walk all bow legged and that strange looking plant growing in your closet was there too?
Dath Maximus Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 mmmhmmmm...and I guess that dog who seems to walk all bow legged and that strange looking plant growing in your closet was there too? the hell you talking about?
DarthAve Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! It's not like kids today have a lot of positive influences.... Which is why I need to becomes a celebrity, and teach kids that being a ho is wrong.
Jeff Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed.
Ray Jones Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good. David made all this possible.
TriggerGod Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 It's not like kids today have a lot of positive influences.... Which is why I need to becomes a celebrity, and teach kids that being a ho is wrong. To prove someone is a ho: 1) Find someone who is a ho 2) Ask them if they are one 3) If they deny it, they are one. If they admit it, they still are one. Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed. I have completely stopped using google because of this (and that I have found everything I need to find ) Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! Or the Jonas Brothers. They are both poisoning those of the opposite sex (and some of the same ) I counter Raptor Jesus with T-Rex in a Jet Fighter: Edit - I couldn't have had my 6,666th post filled with more win. True dat
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 16, 2008 Author Posted July 16, 2008 Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed.no :/
EnderWiggin Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 To prove someone is a ho: 1) Find someone who is a ho 2) Ask them if they are one 3) If they deny it, they are one. If they admit it, they still are one. Brilliant tautology. _EW_
Lightsaberboy Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 the most horrific discovery ever made ever isn't it a bit redundant to say "ever made ever"?
Writer Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! ... 'Hannah New Jersey'? ........ meh, same number of syllables, I suppose...
BongoBob Posted July 16, 2008 Posted July 16, 2008 no not in this situation. It actually adds emphasis in this situation.
Darth Groovy Posted July 17, 2008 Posted July 17, 2008 Well what are you going to do? Hannah Montana is flavor of the month, and people have been biting Bowie's **** for the past decade...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 17, 2008 Author Posted July 17, 2008 Well what are you going to do? Hannah Montana is flavor of the month, and people have been biting Bowie's **** for the past decade...bitch and moan about it.
CapNColostomy Posted July 19, 2008 Posted July 19, 2008 One steaming pile of **** out-stinking another. Huzzah.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 26, 2008 Author Posted July 26, 2008 so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime?
TiE23 Posted July 26, 2008 Posted July 26, 2008 so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime? This guy.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 26, 2008 Author Posted July 26, 2008 This guy. god i hope so. i hope on the red carpet some beast skulks from the shadows after having paid $15k+ to shake her hand and try to get a look down her shirt.
DeadYorick Posted July 26, 2008 Posted July 26, 2008 so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime? One of the biggest rip offs I have ever seen. 15K just to get to talk to her for 5 to 10 minutes and watch a movie. There are better things to waste your money on. At least things that can last you more then 10 minutes
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