Havoc Stryphe Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 actually she was there when i moved into the place mmmhmmmm...and I guess that dog who seems to walk all bow legged and that strange looking plant growing in your closet was there too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dath Maximus Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 mmmhmmmm...and I guess that dog who seems to walk all bow legged and that strange looking plant growing in your closet was there too? the hell you talking about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! It's not like kids today have a lot of positive influences.... Which is why I need to becomes a celebrity, and teach kids that being a ho is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good. David made all this possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 It's not like kids today have a lot of positive influences.... Which is why I need to becomes a celebrity, and teach kids that being a ho is wrong. To prove someone is a ho: 1) Find someone who is a ho 2) Ask them if they are one 3) If they deny it, they are one. If they admit it, they still are one. Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed. I have completely stopped using google because of this (and that I have found everything I need to find ) Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! Or the Jonas Brothers. They are both poisoning those of the opposite sex (and some of the same ) I counter Raptor Jesus with T-Rex in a Jet Fighter: Edit - I couldn't have had my 6,666th post filled with more win. True dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 Any word back from Google yet? This error is ruining the lives of people every minute it is not fixed.no :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderWiggin Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 To prove someone is a ho: 1) Find someone who is a ho 2) Ask them if they are one 3) If they deny it, they are one. If they admit it, they still are one. Brilliant tautology. _EW_ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsaberboy Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 the most horrific discovery ever made ever isn't it a bit redundant to say "ever made ever"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 16, 2008 Author Share Posted July 16, 2008 no not in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Writer Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 Miley Cyrus AKA Hannah Montana, poses a clear and present danger to the intellectual development of a whole generation as well as a threat to their collective sound judgment and as a result, their decision making ability. She has single-handedly rendered their beliefs, choices, and tendancies invalid and moot. Even her name is an affront to Montanaians. Such a majestic and beautiful state now in ruin due to its association with one such as Miley Cyrus. Why couldn't she pervert some other state name. One already saddled with a questionable value, worth, and an already tarnished reputation like... I don't know... New Jersey. Mark my words, our civilization's decline and inevitable failure will be at the hands of Hannah Freakin' Montana! ... 'Hannah New Jersey'? ........ meh, same number of syllables, I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 no not in this situation. It actually adds emphasis in this situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted July 17, 2008 Share Posted July 17, 2008 Well what are you going to do? Hannah Montana is flavor of the month, and people have been biting Bowie's **** for the past decade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 17, 2008 Author Share Posted July 17, 2008 Well what are you going to do? Hannah Montana is flavor of the month, and people have been biting Bowie's **** for the past decade...bitch and moan about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nerd_Annhilator Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 You show them, jmac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CapNColostomy Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 One steaming pile of **** out-stinking another. Huzzah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime? This guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 26, 2008 Author Share Posted July 26, 2008 This guy. god i hope so. i hope on the red carpet some beast skulks from the shadows after having paid $15k+ to shake her hand and try to get a look down her shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadYorick Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 so miley cyrus is putting herself up on ebay who's going to shell out like $15,200 to confront her about this crime? One of the biggest rip offs I have ever seen. 15K just to get to talk to her for 5 to 10 minutes and watch a movie. There are better things to waste your money on. At least things that can last you more then 10 minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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