El Sitherino Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Unlike anyone else here, I have the ability to make real change and progress for our great community. Unlike the other candidates I have, and continue to show no bias in regards to moderation. Be it friend or foe, I judge fairly and I make sure involved parties understand the reason for the action taken against them. Also, Mace Windu Lightsaber Pipe. Sitherino '08 featuring The Colberts
igyman Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 As a Dutchman, I am not that good with the English language. It stabs me in the heart that someone would fall over my background like this. To stab at a minority like this...it hurts. I have nothing but respect for minorities as I myself am from Serbia, however, a person that strives to occupy a position of power, minority or not, needs to be able to properly communicate with the people they govern, meaning that person must know their language as if it was that person's own native language. Also, reintorduce...should be reintroduce, shouldn't it? Absolutely, I apologize to the people of Ahto for my careless mistake and vow to be more meticulous in my future addresses. Again, I say, Sabre will bring freedom. Igyman will bring the illusion of freedom. So the question is this: Silicones or the real deal? MP3 or CD? A live concert on tv or being at the actual concert to see it yourself? My (and Sabre's) point is clear... The very point GDP is trying to make is that people don't care if it's an illusion or the real deal, as long as it makes them happy and satisfied. We strive to provide people with that happiness and, if you will, the freedom not to preoccupy themselves with unnecessary affairs. Vote for igyman and your "happily ever after". I would also like to take this opportunity to say that the Global Dictatorial Party welcomes all who share our views to join our ranks and help ensure Order is brought to Ahto.
Astor Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 In the wake of the scurrilous propaganda being spread by both the GDP and DSMALL, I have decided to throw my not so considerable weight behind Darathy, and his SSP:
igyman Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 We here at the GDP deeply regret that you feel that way, but we hope to be able to change your mind as our campaign progresses.
Darth InSidious Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Remember folks, to vote SSPP: The party of choice for 89% of all Vorlons!
Lance Monance Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Initially I indented to endorse Darathy, but then I stumpled across this: That glorious day is nearing when we will all bear witness to the transformation of Ahtonaut to Ubernaut. Ubernauts..hell yeah! Consider me in the tank for the People's Party of SWK.
TriggerGod Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 The party of choice for 89% of all Vorlons! What about the other 11%, hmm?
Darth InSidious Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 What about the other 11%, hmm? There is only 89%.
Astor Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 So, when do we declare the SSPP the victors? Sorry, I mean when do we vote in a democratic fashion...
Darth InSidious Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 At the appropriate juncture, in due course and in the fullness of time. Be smart, like Vault Boy. Vote Sith Supremacists for Progress!
Alkonium Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 What about the other 11%, hmm? They're too indifferent to not vote for me.
Darth333 Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Remember folks, to vote SSPP: The party of choice for 89% of all Vorlons! Vorlons??? You've got the wrong galaxy! Vorlons!...wtf? I think we should ask for a review of your birth certificate... Vote for experience! Vote for the People's Party of SWK, the only party that will grant you real power! Vote for Universal Administratorship and the transformation of Ahtonauts to Ubernauts!
Astor Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Vorlons??? You've got the wrong galaxy! Vorlons!...wtf? I think we should ask for a review of your birth certificate... Vote for experience! Vote for the SWK people’s party, the only party that will grant you real power! Vote for Universal Administratorship and the transformation of Ahtonauts to Ubernauts! Why vote for sheer anarchy when you could vote for Progress? SSP: You know it makes sense... Am I doing it right, Darathy?
Darth InSidious Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Vorlons??? You've got the wrong galaxy! The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote. Vorlons!...wtf? I think we should ask for a review of your birth certificate... ... lolwut? Vote for experience! Vote for the SWK people’s party, the only party that will grant you real power! Vote for Universal Administratorship and the transformation of Ahtonauts to Ubernauts! These, my fellow Ahtonians, are the very people who have oppressed us for so long! Vote for change, for hope, for the future! Be like Vault Boy! Vote smart: Vote SSP! And yes, Astor, you're doing perfectly.
Lance Monance Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Due to correspondence with someone who prefers to stay anonymous, I revoke my endorsement for the People's Party of SWK. I realized they are inherently evil. Instead, my support now lies with the Sith Supremacists for Progress.
GarfieldJL Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Guessing here that this is all in fun. Vote for experience! Vote for the SWK people’s party, the only party that will grant you real power! Vote for Universal Administratorship and the transformation of Ahtonauts to Ubernauts! Universal Adminship would be a disaster waiting to happen, all it takes is one lunatic getting adminship and the place would be torn to pieces. Mob Rule doesn't work. I'm going to go out on a limb because Yar-El hasn't briefed me on the full party platform. But I'm going to say vote for the Jawa Liberation Party, because we'll actually bring some accountability back to the galaxy. The SWK talks about experience, but they aren't the only ones with experience. We mavericks are also experienced, I wasn't voted miss Congeniality again this year, I imagine Yar-El wasn't either, cause we'll call things how they are. We're not going to lie to you, we're not going to give you a political smokescreen, we'll make government accountable again.
Alkonium Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Vote for experience! Vote for the People's Party of SWK, the only party that will grant you real power! Vote for Universal Administratorship and the transformation of Ahtonauts to Ubernauts! No! Vote for the obscure nobodies! Vote for irresponsible government! Vote ISIP: The party that just doesn't care!
GarfieldJL Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 No! Vote for the obscure nobodies! Vote for irresponsible government! Vote ISIP: The party that just doesn't care! Why would I vote for irresponsible government that can't spend money effectively and is constantly trying to take more of my hard earned cash.
Alkonium Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Why would I vote for irresponsible government that can't spend money effectively and is constantly trying to take more of my hard earned cash. Actually, we won't care enough to take more of your hard earned cash. Or care enough to spend money at all.
Astor Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Apathy will get us nowhere... Ahto requires a firm hand - and I sincerely believe that the SSP is the only party that can provide the guidance we need in such troubling times. And those rumors of me recieving payments from them are completely unfounded. Now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to my Yacht.
jrrtoken Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 COL. SANDERS UNCLE HO SAYS VOTE FOR ME OR YOU MAY CHOKE ON CHICKEN BONES That is all.
Alkonium Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 The SSP is obviously corrupt, and too susceptible to bribery. We at the ISIP are too impartial to accept bribes from anyone, and as such, act in the best interests of everyone when we're motivated enough to care, which is more often than we let on.
igyman Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 Why would I vote for irresponsible government that can't spend money effectively and is constantly trying to take more of my hard earned cash. Precisely. You need to trust this honorable position to someone who knows what the people want and how to give them that. Apathy will get us nowhere... Ahto requires a firm hand - and I sincerely believe that the SSP is the only party that can provide the guidance we need in such troubling times. A firm hand and a lot of wisdom. This is exactly what GDP offers. Vote igyman for a brighter future!
Lance Monance Posted November 9, 2008 Posted November 9, 2008 The SSP is obviously corrupt, and too susceptible to bribery. Lies. We at the ISIP are too impartial to accept bribes from anyone, and as such, act in the best interests of everyone when we're motivated enough to care, which is more often than we let on. Why should anyone vote for a party that doesn't care? Because we do. Yes, we care!
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