Giant Graffiti Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Disney wants "real breasts" for fourth 'Pirates' movie http://ibtimes.com.au/articles/20100324/pirates-caribbean-johnny-depp-keira-knightley-penelope-cruz-angelina-joile-brad-pitt.htm To ensure the authenticity of the potential actresses' breasts, casting agents will make them undergo jiggling and jogging tests and will turn away those with "nothing moving from the waist up". :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 that's....funny as hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Well, that sounds painful for the actresses involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 It becomes less painful when they cash the check. Walt must be rolling over in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True_Avery Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Ya know, for kids! I am, however, interested that Knightly and Orlando aren't going to be in this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Right, like they're not going to be doing any video editing on everyone after the film is shot. Do guys have to jiggle their buns and jewels to prove those are real, too? Sounds to me like the casting people want to get their jollies without getting slapped with a sexual harassment suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boba Rhett Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 I performed the very same test when I first met my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKA-001 Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 How can you have four movies in a trilogy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Haha, heard about this in my management class today. Probably the only industry that can get away with this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Right, like they're not going to be doing any video editing on everyone after the film is shot. Do guys have to jiggle their buns and jewels to prove those are real, too? Hey! We guys offer to do it all the time, but it just seems like nobody wants to see that. Well, of course if you want to pay to watch that sort of thing, you know how it is. Ah the remnants of the Disney kingdom have become an evil empire...Has the Disney name fallen to the dark side? You decide... Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 Disney's being educational here, they want to make sure that kids are shown the proper physics of the boob jiggle. You know so we don't all end up thinking... "it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liverandbacon Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I performed the very same test when I first met my wife. She made you jiggle your boobs? You really shouldn't stand for that objectification. Also, I'll have to go with Jae on theories as to their real motivation. The things you can get away with in the film industry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 I wish I could say I was surprised....... @Rhet--yeah, but by then she was your wife ......what about when you first met her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 After Knightley, we need someone with some curves. Eat a burger already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Shhh! You'll shatter her self-esteem, Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 After Knightley, we need someone with some curves. Eat a burger already! Oh yeah? Well, you eat a burger... or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimartin Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 After Knightley, we need someone with some curves. After Knightley, we need more Knightley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 26, 2010 Share Posted March 26, 2010 Eat a burger? More like eat a few steaks and some buffalo burgers. Then again this is going off of the slightly heavier bunch of ladies. More to love that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 Finally Disney gets with the program and realizes the only way to do things is 'tits or gtfo'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 After Knightley, we need someone with some curves. Eat a burger already! Oh yeah? Well, you eat a burger... or something... Fight! Fight! oh yeah, as for topic.. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 ^^^BLUE FOOTED BEWBIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 27, 2010 Share Posted March 27, 2010 It seems acting is no longer a pre-requisite for actors. Good, I was starting to wonder when they'd cease to be so conservative. And I'm all for less anorexic actresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 interesting. ... But a PotC without Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley??! This is abhorrently blasphemous beyond comprehension! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 28, 2010 Share Posted March 28, 2010 Never really understood the whole rail thin skeletal model thing--why does it have to be like that? No offense to Ms Knightley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 I dunno what's up with with all the Keira Knightley hate, look at her... I suppose she could do with a little more curves, but still... Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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