Jae Onasi Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Got anything against us nutcases or are you just jealous because we are not of same mold as you Oh, no, he's definitely one of us. We claim him 'cause we love him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 @Jason, Silly n00blet! LOL @JM12, I honestly haven't seen as much Oderkerk (funny, thought it was spelled different) as I would like to. Kung Pow is still one of my favorite movies of all time. "Beware his song about big butts..." @JM+Jae, It's not that I want to keep everyone out. It's just the newfound mainstreamness it seems to be getting.... "Hi, I'm new" "JOIN TEH ASYLUM!!!" "okaaaaaay" ....to the point where one doesn't even have to earn the straightjacket and nipple clamps anymore. It seems to be falling to the depths of just being a hip little club, instead of the freely heightened state of mind which processes thoughts and feelings beyond dimension that even great thinkers like Paris Hilton can't even comprehend. One of the reasons I got bored and left for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 RJM: Don't worry. I think Directrice Jae has a special little room where everyone who earned the straitjacket is wheeled in. Personally I have put myself in seclusion in the tiny little room with no light. I have a major event coming up and writing a story so I need the me time. I venture out only for relief here on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I venture out only for relief here on the forums. Go on the newspaper like all the other puppies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 It seems to be falling to the depths of just being a hip little club, instead of the freely heightened state of mind which processes thoughts and feelings beyond dimension that even great thinkers like Paris Hilton can't even comprehend. One of the reasons I got bored and left for a bit. Naw, anyone can invite anyone, but as Head Fruitcake Keeper of Those With Heightened States of Mind, I get to make the final determination of who gets in and who goes where. Your brain's spot in the sewer is safe. The rest of you gets the God of Mojo Suite, of which There Can Be Only One. Go on the newspaper like all the other puppies! The image that popped into my head was truly bizarre.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Go on the newspaper like all the other puppies! And I thought I needed pain killers. Now the interesting thought has gone through my mind. Must...wash...out...with...soap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 @Jae, I was talking about adorable little puppies, you've been visiting to many of those kinky inturweb destinations! Having you been using my super secret basement internet connection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 @Jae, I was talking about adorable little puppies, you've been visiting to many of those kinky inturweb destinations! Having you been using my super secret basement internet connection? Shhh, don't give away my secret. By the way, I borrowed your hand-shaver. I made sure to clean it, though, so it'll be ready for you today. So...JM is a worthy Asylum resident! She's been a resident since Hotel Asylum opened its doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Of course and I was the one who insisted that Jae should be called 'Directrice.' Sounds nice don't ya think? It's certainly better than 'Head Fruitcake'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 15, 2007 Share Posted February 15, 2007 Show some respect for your elders little man! It's bad enough that ED thinks he can diss me when he feels like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Devon Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Show some respect for your elders little man! It's bad enough that ED thinks he can diss me when he feels like it There's a reason I feel like that, y'know. [/dis!! ] It's certainly better than 'Head Fruitcake'. But that doesn't match up with the song's lyrics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 @Jae, What? Wait, why would you need a shaver unless jimbo's going south for the winter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 @Jae, What? Wait, why would you need a shaver unless jimbo's going south for the winter? *Jae bats eyelashes innocently* Why, RJM, whatever could you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REDJOHNNYMIKE Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Well, if you guys go on vacation at this time of year it would probably be to somewhere that exists in perpetual swimsuit season, hence the possibility of needing to shave a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Oooh, RJM just rolled a 20 on his reflex save with that answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 @Jae: Do you really want to go there with that? There's a reason I feel like that, y'know. Does it have to do with the fact that you have security issues? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Hello to all!! I'm new to the forum, and I'm looking forward to knowing you all!! D: Here are a few facts about me: Age:16 Hobbies:Biking, Guitar playing and listening to the radio. Location: Great New York!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Ooo! Fresh meat for the grinder hehehe. *clears throat* Sorry. Welcome to Ahto. May you enjoy your internment for the rest of your forumite life. Here at Ahto we enjoy conversations that are guaranteed to put you in solitary exile or better yet in the presidential suites of the Hotel Asylum under the direction of Head Fruitcake/Directrice Jae Onasi. Now if you run along and enjoy your prison term, we will answer any and all questions pertaining to Ahto. Have a nice day. *clears throat* Well now that is said and done...glad to have you as a member and may the gods be with you should you dare to venture forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Welcome to the forums, glad to see new faces here. Don't mind JM12, she's already lost her mind, like most of us here. In any case, enjoy your stay here, follow the rules and try not to lose what's left of your sanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 No fair. I didn't lose my mind. I merely misplaced it. It is true that most of us have an internment sentence at Ahto. Just be glad you weren't sentenced to share the sewers with RJM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeDoe 2.0 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 So, Mrs. Jae is the director of a made up club of mental patients? who's in it? (and also, I will like to reserve a spot just in case) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakin Skywalker Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 JoeDoe 2.0... if I were you... I'd run... run before you get addicted to these forums... then you certainly will lose your sanity... what little sanity I had before I joined is now ground up into dust in my mind... making me do crazy stuff.... however... stay away from the Head Fruitcake for sure... LOLZ sorry, Jae, couldn't resist... she'll make you lose your sanity quicker than anyone else on here.... However... you need to focus on the positives, not the negatives... so... Welcome, obey all rules... blah blah blah... you get the picture right? :edit: You don't wanna be there... their crazy I tell ya... crazy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSR Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Ahto's lost its appeal to me lately Just thought i'd pop in to say that i'm leaving again tommorow I shall return in, say, 2 months and a bit.not entirely sure yet. But,i shall return, with a purpose in life! huzzah and hurrah! Closing down ahto {again} for what may be sometime, TSR out. Hope y'all are still here when i get back. @JM12- I still love you, no matter how many times they delete my posts! bwahaha! Ztalker, you forgot about all the nuclear missiles i ate as well, they're what gave me the stomach ache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediMaster12 Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 Farewell TSR. I hope that you find the pressing need to visit the internment camp again. As to loving me, does this have to do with the comedy thread? Anakin: Good. Use your power. Your madness will will make you powerful and you can take your father's place at my side... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 20, 2007 Share Posted February 20, 2007 It's good to know that you're going to demonstrate the adhesive power of Rodian earwax to the rest of the world, TSR, but we're going to miss you here. Then you'll come back in range and we'll open fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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